THE PORNO ALPHABET

Hooker Phonics works for me!!! DCypher posts: Another priceless gem I’ve stumbled upon from my other site came to light today: the Porno Alphabet.

Originally designed for porn talent as a sort of hooked on phonics gimmick I’ve found that it’s practicality also extends to dealing with hate mail from porn fans, wannabe porn journalists with sites no one reads, chat board enthusiasts from ADT to XPT, people who respond to articles on LIB, residents of Florida and Texas, and graphic designers working with the Alt movement…just kidding Eon.

Take it easy buddy. I still love ya!

We all have to start somewhere and work our way up to Harry Potter and there is no reason to be ashamed of improving yourselves. Feel free to roll up your sleeves and dig in all the way up to your elbows. Abbondanza!

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