MIA ROSE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT … DRIVERS

Mia Rose Writes on MySpace: Its been a long time coming, and I am going to be brief, cause not too much needs to be said.

 

Hey dick head, in the Porsche, Mercedes, Saab, and you too comb over ass fucker in the Ferrari….. LEARN HOW TO FUCKING DRIVE. Trust me, your car IS NOT GOING TO GET YOU PUSSY IF YOU CONTINUE TO DRIVE LIKE A PUSSY. Leaving your blinker on for 3 fucking miles? Not being capable of staying in your lane. “yes, we share the road, weird right?” Too busy looking over at me passing you cause your going 40 mph on the fucking fwy you almost crash your baby into a wall. Speeding up to pass me when I’m going 80, just to pull in front of me and slow down?… I pity you and your sad driving “skillz”

 

So, go get back to your bumper cars if you are going to continue to drive like handicapped, half retarded blind bats.

 

You may be in California, but it doesn’t mean you shit sunshine… god forbid it rains…. Don’t get me started!

 

OH!! And one more thing…. TO THE OFF DUTY COP WHO CUT ME OFF WHEN I WAS TRYING TO EXIT….. And then you flash your badge at me like its going to make me change my mind on how big of a dick head driver you are?

 

Its a badge, its not a license to be a asshole / cunt. (( I actually LOVE the word cunt, so I take it back, cunt is good, and that is what you are NOT))

 

I will treat you with respect on the road and promise to never put you in harms way, so do me a big fucking favor, and do the same.

 

If not, fine, I’ll keep an eye out for you and your car at the tow yard. GAH

 

PS. this guy Manny has been keepin my shit clean for almost two years, If your in Los Angeles / hollywood, and like ur shit crisp. Call him and tell him you know me. “My god, I sound like an AD”

 

Fayner Adds: Well oh my gosh I don’t know what to say here. Has Mia gone off the deep end or what?!

A MIA ROSE IMPOSTER WRITES IN

 

 

Someone Claiming to be Mia Rose Writes: For the love of god. I have a 350z, dez actually picked it out over a year ago. I still have her, and I love her.

‘and the Mexican guy, Manny, who details my car for 20 bucks…’ zomfg.

I hit a bunny going 90 mph on the way back from Havasue this week. fucking was crying and screaming! And then saw the aftermath of the exploded bunny…. I love manny. End of story.

 
Fayner Says: Even though I know for a fact Mia drives a Miata (there were many people there the day she announced "I’m changing my name to Mia Miata!") I decided to post this above email just ’cause the person put in a lot of work trying to impersonate Mia. The picture was a nice touch, too.

MIA ROSE QUESTIONED BY POLICE

Fayner Posts: I rarely hear from Mia Rose, but when I do you can bet your bottom dollar it’s something good I’m about to hear. Yesterday was no exception.

“So Sunday night I sat at home and watched movies,” Mia tells me. “Then I went to sleep. At about five in the morning, I get startled out of bed by someone banging on my front door. ‘Who the fuck is it?!’ I yelled down from the window. ‘It’s the police, ma’am. Can you please come down?'”

“I open the front door, and there’s like ten cops all staring at me. I mean, I know I’m hot and all, but c’mon, right?! Anyway, I let the main cop in and he sits me down. He asks me where I was during the hours of two and four, I say ‘I was sleeping up until the time you started banging on my front door!’ So anyway, as it turns out, my red Mazda Miata was stolen from my parking space and used in a late night 7-11 hold-up or something like that. And to make it even worse, my Miata got wrecked in the ensuing car chase! Can you believe my fucking luck?! Now I have to get another car!”

“Are you gonna get another Miata?” I ask.

“Hell, yeah! I love the Miata! This new one’s gonna be twice as good as the last! I can’t wait!”

IT’S AWFUL CLOSE

Fayner Posts: This thing between Ava and Mia Rose is getting right down to the wire. I’m so excited to see who wins!

I know who I want to win ’cause the other one I truly hate. But I’ve been locked out of the “poll” section of the site and am not allowed to change the votes. But I want to ’cause I truly hate the one sister for her random acts of bitchiness.

I wish I could tell you which one to vote for but I’ll get punished and that sucks for me. Just imagine you are me when voting and vote for the one I want you to vote for.

It’s now 544 to 543 in Ava’s slight favor with just over 4 hours to go.

Happy voting!

Thanks.

MIA ROSE CAUGHT ON VICTORY BLVD. GETTIN BUSTED!!!!

ANOTHER MIA ROSE STORY!!!

JONNY SIX PACK E MAILS US:
LITTLE BIT BEFORE 11PM I WAS DRIVING DOWN VICTORY BLVD. AND SAW MIA ROSE DOWN ON HER KNEES, HANDS UP IN THE AIR CRYING "THIS CAR IS MY LIFE…………DON’T TAKE MY LIFE AWAY!!!!!!!" SHE REPEATED THIS LIKE 10 TIMES!
HEADIN TOWARDS ADULT DIAMOND VIDEO WORLD AND HAD TO STOP CUZ SHE WAS MAKIN A BIG DEAL!! REALLY I JUST WANTED TO PICK UP SOME FRESH PORN BUT I THOUGHT FUCK IT THIS IS MORE EXCITING FOR A MONDAY NIGHT!
SO THE TOW TRUCK CAME AND THATS WHEN SHE STARTED MOUTHIN OFF TO THE COP. TRYIN TO BE MISSES RIGHT! I THINK ALL 20YR OLD TWEEKERS THINK THERE ALWAYS RIGHT AND PERFECT! SHE WAS SO FAR FROM THAT BUT SHE COULDNT EVEN SEE THAT HERSELF! CAN YOU SAY SPUN WITH A CAPTIAL "S"!!!! SHE WILL HIT ROCK BOTTOM SOON THIS WAS JUST THE START OF HER HITTIN THE BOTTOM.
THE REASON FOR THEM TAKING HER CAR AWAY IS CUZ SHE HAS A SUSPENDED LICENSE. DUMB BITCH DON’T DRIVE ON A SUSPENDED!! SO I THINK LISA MARIE SHOWED UP. COULDN’T REALLY TELL BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE HER WHITE TRASH ASSSS! SO I THINK I WAS FINALLY SIGHTED BY THE CRACKHEAD SO I BOOKED IT TO THE PORN SHOP BUT AS I WAS LEAVING I HEARD HER SCREAMING TO THE COP "DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??? I’M FAMOUS!!!"
ALL I CAN REALLY SAY TO THIS IS WOW! THOUGHT I WOULD SEND YOU GUYS THIS TOP STORY!!! HOPE YOU GUYS PUT IT UP AND MAKE HER LOOK STUPID AGAIN!!!!
YES HERE @ LUKEFORD WE PUT UP ALL E MAILS THAT FANS SEND US! THANKS FOR THE TIP! ANY RESPONSES TO THIS STORY SEND TO faynerpornbiz@hotmail.com or taylorrain420@gmail.com