About Scott Fayner

Former contributing editor at LukeFord.com.

LEGENDARY ROCKER KEVIN DUBROW DIES

Fayner Posts: The singer from Quiet Riot died. It’s a real bummer. And although QR was never my favorite band growing up, they were responsible for starting the whole Los Angeles Hair Band movement. Plus, Kevin was the only rock singer at the time who had more hair on his chest than on his head.

But what does this have to do with porn?

Well, let’s see…

Without Quiet Riot there would have been no Motley Crue, Ratt, Dokken and Poison. And without Poison there would be no Chloe, who used to be the band’s groupie back in the day which obviously leaded to her going into porn.

See?

LAS VEGAS (AP) — Kevin Dubrow, lead singer for the 1980s heavy metal band Quiet Riot that scored a hit with “Cum on Feel the Noize,” was found dead in a Las Vegas home. He was 52. The cause was not immediately known.

A neighbor summoned police and paramedics Sunday to the house where he was pronounced dead, police and coroner’s officials said.

There was no forced entry, and no suspicious circumstances were reported, police Officer Jose Montoya said Monday.

Quiet Riot was perhaps best known for its 1983 cover of “Cum on Feel the Noize.” The song, featuring Dubrow’s powerful, gravelly voice, appeared on the band’s album “Metal Health” — which was the first by a metal band to reach No. 1 on the Billboard chart.

DuBrow recorded his first solo album in 2004, “In for the Kill,” and the band’s last studio CD, “Rehab,” came out in October 2006.

“I can’t even find words to say,” Quiet Riot drummer Frank Banali wrote on his Web site. “Please respect my privacy as I mourn the passing and honor the memory of my dearest friend Kevin DuBrow.”

Determination of the cause of death was pending an autopsy and toxicology results, Clark County coroner’s spokeswoman Samantha Charles said.

OH WHAT A WORLD WE LIVE IN: SAUDI WOMAN PUNISHED FOR BEING RAPED!

Saudi Arabia’s Ministry of Justice is defending a sentence of 200 lashes for the victim of a gang rape, punished because she was in the car of a male who wasn’t a relative when the two were attacked.

In exclusive testimony obtained by ABC News, the young woman told her story of what happened and how she was treated in the months that followed.

“Everyone looks at me as if I’m wrong. I couldn’t even continue my studies. I wanted to die. I tried to commit suicide twice,” she said of her experience just after the attack.

The woman, known anonymously in the Saudi press as “Qatif Girl” for the eastern province town where the crime took place, was originally sentenced to 90 lashes for being in a state of “khalwa” — retreat with a male who’s not a relative.

But the General Court of Qatif increased the punishment to 200 lashes and six months in jail after she took her case to the press. Authorities deemed it an “attempt to aggravate and influence the judiciary through the media,” according to Saudi Arabia’s English-language newspaper Arab News.

The seven attackers were convicted of rape with sentences that ranged from two to nine years in prison, according to Arab News.

In a December 2006 interview in Khobar, Saudi Arabia the woman gave a full account of her testimony to Human Rights Watch, describing the incident as she did before the court. She was meeting a male acquaintance, a former boyfriend, when the attack took place.

Ordeal Began With a Photo

“I [was] 19 years old. I had a relationship with someone on the phone. We were both 16. I had never seen him before. I just knew his voice. He started to threaten me, and I got afraid. He threatened to tell my family about the relationship. Because of the threats and fear, I agreed to give him a photo of myself,” she recounted.

“A few months [later], I asked him for the photo back but he refused. I had gotten married to another man. He said, ‘I’ll give you the photo on the condition that you come out with me in my car.’ I told him we could meet at a souk [market[ near my neighborhood city plaza in Qatif.

“He started to drive me home. &We were 15 minutes from my house. I told him that I was afraid and that he should speed up. We were about to turn the corner to my house when they [another car] stopped right in front of our car. Two people got out of their car and stood on either side of our car. They man on my side had a knife. They tried to open our door. I told the individual with me not to open the door, but he did. He let them come in. I screamed.

“One of the men brought a knife to my throat. They told me not to speak. They pushed us to the back of the car and started driving. We drove a lot, but I didn’t see anything since my head was forced down.”

“They took us to an area & with lots of palm trees. No one was there. If you kill someone there, no one would know about it. They took out the man with me, and I stayed in the car. I was so afraid. They forced me out of the car. They pushed me really hard … took me to a dark place. Then two men came in. They said, ‘What are you going to do? Take off your abaya.’ They forced my clothes off. The first man with the knife raped me. I was destroyed. If I tried to escape, I don’t even know where I would go. I tried to force them off but I couldn’t. [Another] man & came in and did the same thing to me. I didn’t even feel anything after that.

“I spent two hours begging them to take me home. I told them that it was late and that my family would be asking about me. Then I saw a third man come into the room. There was a lot of violence. After the third man came in, a fourth came. He slapped me and tried to choke me.

“The fifth and sixth ones were the most abusive. After the seventh one, I couldn’t feel my body anymore. I didn’t know what to do. Then a very fat man came on top of me and I could no longer breathe.

“Then all seven came back and raped me again. Then they took me home. & When I got out of the car, I couldn’t even walk. I rang the doorbell and my mother opened the door. She said you look tired.’ I didn’t eat for one week after that, just water. I didn’t tell anyone. I went to the hospital the next day.

“The criminals started talking about it [the rape] in my neighborhood. They thought my husband would divorce me. They wanted to ruin my reputation. Slowly my husband started to know what had happened. Four months later, we started a case. My family heard about the case. My brother hit me and tried to kill me.”

Lawyer Punished Too

Along with the young woman’s sentence, the General Court of Qatif confiscated the license of her attorney, Abdul Rahman Al-Lahem, a lawyer known for taking on controversial cases that push back against Saudi Arabia’s strictly interpreted system of sharia, or Islamic law.

“Asking me to appear in front of a disciplinary committee at the Ministry of Justice & is a punishment for taking human rights cases against some institutions,” Al-Lahem told Arab News.

Saudi Arabia’s Ministry of Justice said in this week’s statement that Al-Lahem’s “faulty behaviors & contradict the ethics of his profession and violate the provisions of practicing law and its executive code.”

New York-based Human Rights Watch researcher Christoph Wilcke, who studies the Saudi legal system, said the woman would need a pardon from King Abdullah himself or from the provincial governor to be spared the lashings and jail time. The punishment will also be reviewed by the Supreme Judiciary Council, which will scrutinize the ruling, according to the Ministry of Justice.

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TOP 100 GIRLS IN PORN

Who Will Be #1?

Fayner Posts: Everyone has their favorite porn star. Some prefer Jenna Jameson, some go for Sativa Rose. That’s what makes life interesting; If we all liked the same thing, there would be no need for variety. Variety is a good thing, by the way.

It’s time for the end of year Lukeford.com poll!!!! This year has a twist. We’re going to let YOU decide. We’ve come up with a list of 100 porn stars and we’re going to pair them against each other randomly and let YOU decide WHO is the best of the best. Basically it will be a playoff, with the winner of each bracket moving on.

If you think anyone should be added, email us before Monday morning at webmaster@lukeford.com or fayneralmighty@gmail.com .

Here are the top 100, Monday we begin!!!!!!!

Alaura Eden

IS YOUR PORNO ROCK BAND BETTER THAN OURS?

Fayner Posts: So obviously we’re gonna put a kick ass band together now that Rock Band is finally out. And although after five minutes of “band” practice the other day I was a hateful wreck a la my old band days, I’m thinking our band is seriously kick ass.

The only other band made up of porn folk that I’m scared to battle is a band made up of four Kurt Lockwoods. THAT band would be unstoppable!

But I truly believe in my heart that the band made up of Dez on guitar, Alaura on bass, TR on vocals and me on the skins is the very best band a group of porno rejects could put together.

Anyone want to compete against us? We think right after New Years would be the pefect time to have the battle of the bands, maybe at the porno convention would be cool. Or not.

Let us know at fayneralmighty@gmail.com

RON JEREMY: FRIEND TO THE ANIMAL OR FRIENDLY ANIMAL?

Fayner Posts: I was watching I Am An Animal yesterday, the documentary about PETA and the lady who created the animal protection group. Lots of blood and death and animal poop. Even showed what appeared to be a wolf getting its skin peeled off. Yucky!

Near the end of the documentary was the 25th anniversary party for PETA. Tons of people showed up to cheer on the woman who started it all (and some to oogle at co-host Pamela Anderson).

Pam’s introduction of the founder meant everyone in the audience stood up and cheered. The camera panned the crowd, and in the front row was none other than porn legend Ron Jeremy. And what’s funny is you can see everyone else standing to clap except Ron, who sits (in the front fucking row!) eating food.

So how does someone like Ron Jeremy get to the front row of a PETA event? Is he that much a friend to the animal? Or is he that special because he actually is a hedgehog?

I don’t know. It was just funny seeing Ron stuffing his face while everyone else was up clapping.

MARILYN MANSON SUED OVER CHILD SKELETON

true love is blind

DCypher posts: Homo rock genius and PR freak Marilyn Manson has been accused of squandering his band’s profit on a child’s skeleton and masks made of human skin from African babies.

Manson, aka Brian, who is dating hottie teenage actress Evan Rachel Wood, thinks the whole thing is ridiculous.

Keyboardist Stephen “Pogo” Bier, no longer with the band I might add, filed a breach of contract lawsuit in August in which he accused Manson of taking cash belonging to the rest of the band to pay for the “sick and disturbing” purchases.

His lawyer Keith Fink has now filed additional papers adding to a list of artifacts bought by the goth singer- many of which are illegal in the US.

As well as the skeleton and masks, Manson is said to have bought a range of stuffed animals, including a grizzly bear and two baboons. He is also accused of using band funds to pay for a collection of Nazi memorabilia.

Swastika wall tiles with matching custom rugs and Nazi government coat hangers owned by Adolf Hitler are allegedly on display in Manson’s Californian mansion, according to legal papers.

When interviewed on MTV after Bier filed the original lawsuit, Manson said: “The fact that he’s claiming that I’ve treated him unfairly, financially, is really ridiculous.”

“And I would never spend my money on a Chinese girl skeleton. That would be crossing the line. It’s a Chinese boy, for the record.”

Bier is seeking damages and lawyers fees from millionaire Manson as well as his slice of the successful band’s profit.

I think they’re all retarded to be honest. Poop!

GOOD TIMES WITH MICKY G

Shout At The Devil!!! Fayner Posts: I was reading over at Adultfyi about Micky G getting five years for being a satan worshipper or something crazy like that.

That got me thinking about the time years ago that Micky G tried to lure me back to his place for God knows what. This is how it happened.

I wish I could remember the chicks name who first approached me, maybe I’ll recall by the end of writing this and do it over but probably not so here it goes anyway…this chick I knew came up to me at some porn party probably three or four years ago, we did some cocaine by the bar, and her friend Micky G comes up and introduces himself to me although I’d met him many times before that when he first went out with Lola back in like 02 or 03. The chick told me that Micky was having a party later that night on his “boat in the marina.” “You have to come!” Micky said. “Tons of coke and booze and chicks.”

That was pretty much all I needed to hear since I was almost out of blow, had no money for booze and the chick I was there with, Travis, was off mackin’ on a 17 year old.

“Sure, I’m in!”

Later, when the bar was closing, Micky approached me quite drunk. He kept touching my hand and I didn’t much enjoy that. I said I was parked in valet and would meet him on the street when I got my car. While waiting for my ride I saw the chick about to drive away in a car with some other people.

“I’ll see you there,” I said to her.

“Where?”

“Are you not coming to Micky G’s? You’re the one who invited me.”

“Oh my God, I totally forgot! I was looking for you for like a half an hour after we spoke and I thought you left or something.”

“What’s going on here?”

“Okay, so Micky gives me blow to try and talk guys back to his boathouse. Usually I don’t give a fuck, but me and you are friends so I was trying to find you to warn you afterwards.”

“So if went thinking a bunch of people were gonna be there partying?”

“He would have tried to fuck you.”

“Awesome. Thanks for warning me.”

“Oh wait, here, take this.”

“What is it?”

“It’s the cocaine he gave me for trying to get you back to his place. I think you deserve it more than I do.”

“Thanks. And can you do me a favor?”

“Sure. What?” she asked.

“Die.”

JULIAN ABOUT TO BE A FATHER?

Love GodFayner Posts: I got a call from a friend of mine who saw Julian recently, said he was telling someone how he’s about to be a father. Good for him.

“Remember that gay film Julian did years ago where he was wearing a tangerine speedo on the cover?” my friend asked.

“No, sorry, missed that one,” I replied.

“Oh, it was great! I wonder if his kid will come out in a tangerine speedo, too!”

“Listen,” I shot back, “the probability of that happening are quite slim.”

“Yeah, I know, but wouldn’t that be a fucking hoot if it did happen?”

“I suppose it would.”

I LOVE BLACK DICK 4

Chock full of vitamin Dick!

DCypher posts: Everyone loves the long holiday weekend, except of course Native Americans and turkeys. Thanksgiving is a time for families to come together, for friends to show one another love, and to party hard until you puke after all that being grateful business and marathon television watching is over.

Still that’s no reason you should have to go without. After all, Thanksgiving is when we feed our homeless, when we show kindness to others out of a sense of appreciation for what we have, and all that jazz.

So in the spirit of paying it forward I’ve decided to share this gallery from Mayhem’s newest Tory Lane release, I LOVE BLACK COCK 4. It contains Tory’s first ever interracial scene. Giddyup cowgirl. It also features a bunch of dirty bitches getting stuffed full of hard black pipe and gobbling up their pearly rewards for a job well done.

I’m running low on the double entendres so I’ll leave the rest to your imagination.

In the meantime feel free to peruse this astonishing gallery and thanks to the good people at Sin City for sharing. Enjoy your long party weekend and remember that the path of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.

Peace and pumpkin pie for everyone!

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LA BONDAGE BALL HALLOWEEN 2007

Alive she cried...

DCypher posts: Keeping with tradition the Los Angeles Bondage Ball was held this year again on Halloween. My friend and political ally Jay Moyes, of former AVN glory, sent me this fantastic gallery from the event shot by Rick Garcia.

From all accounts by friends, lovers, and enemies who attended the event it was an absolute blast. The live shows were over the top, the costumes were incredible, and an element of deviance was pervasive.

A feast of friends, alive she cried…

The event looks like a mix between Mardi Gras, Perversion, and Comic Con.

Check out the gallery. Laugh if you want at some of the crazy looking people, then try to imagine what it’s like to step outside of yourself and embrace some of your deeper, more forbidden desires and impulses. If you can stop taking yourself so seriously you might really discover a new world laid over the one you’ve been living in full of awe and wonder and wicked, wicked possibilities.

What do you have to lose?

I think you might find out that part of you, hidden way deep down inside, is a lot wilder than you ever imagined.

Thanks to Jay and Rick for the hook up.

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