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29 Nov Posted by in Pointless Ramblings | Comments

WHAT SOME SLUTTY CHICKS WILL DO FOR FREE VODKA

WHAT SOME SLUTTY CHICKS WILL DO FOR FREE VODKA

Fayner Posts: Our buddy Jay Harman owns the brewery in Nantucket which makes beer, wine, gin, rum, whiskey and vodka. Triple Eight Vodka, to be precise. He sent us a case and we drank it all. I wish we had another bottle so I could jam it up one of the Random Whores’ snatches who […]

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BRITNEY REARS 4: TGP

BRITNEY REARS 4: TGP

DCypher posts: Hillary Scott pretends to be the real diva in Britney Rears 4: Britney Goes Gonzo, which came out yesterday from X-Play and LFP Video. The DVD boasts over four hours of pornological goodness, with nine complete sex scenes and well over an hour of extras like behind the scenes and bloopers. Shot prior […]

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28 Nov Posted by in Pornstar News | Comments

LEXINGTON STEELE’S MAINSTREAM RESUME ALMOST AS LONG AS HIS DICK

LEXINGTON STEELE’S MAINSTREAM RESUME ALMOST AS LONG AS HIS DICK

Fayner Posts: Lexington Steele is everywhere: in porn movies, on Weeds, in my dreams… Did anyone happen to catch Lex on last night’s episode of Nip/Tuck? I did. In the episode, one of the doctors takes his chick to a swinger’s club, where rich white women get pounded by young black pole. Lex was one […]

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28 Nov Posted by in Polls | Comments

ROUND 1 – JENNA HAZE VS. CHARLIE LAINE **UPDATED**

ROUND 1 – JENNA HAZE VS. CHARLIE LAINE **UPDATED**

JENNA HAZE (556 VOTES) VERSUS   CHARLIE LAINE (253 VOTES) This one is sure to be exciting folks! We got two of the hottest and sweetest sluts to ever walk in hooker heels straight to our drooling hearts. I’m excited because I’ve decided that whoever wins this one gets to fuck me. Whatever, I’ll take […]

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28 Nov Posted by in News | Comments

THANKS, PORNSTAR.COM, FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY BALL SAC

THANKS, PORNSTAR.COM, FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY BALL SAC

Fayner Posts: So, that Dakoda Brookes myspaced my computer into submission and Alaura came in and “defragged” my precious computerized writing gadget, which I guess removes tons and tons of useless garbage that clogs things up, including passwords. For some reason last night I was horny. I’m guessing it was Dakoda’s ass rubbing against my […]

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28 Nov Posted by in Pointless Ramblings | Comments

JESSE JANE SAYS: “ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS…”

JESSE JANE SAYS: “ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS…”

“ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS…to have nonstop sex in a bungalow in Maldives!”

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AVRIL @ MET ART

AVRIL @ MET ART

DCypher posts: What is it about striped nylons and leg warmers that seems so very Alt? Hard to put your finger on, isn’t it? I opened my virtual mailbox this morning and was stunned and delighted to see an ample supply of hot, young, willing girls posing for Met Art once again. This girl is […]

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28 Nov Posted by in Pointless Ramblings | Comments

SCARY TIMES AT ZERO TOLERANCE

SCARY TIMES AT ZERO TOLERANCE

Fayner Posts: Travis stopped by the house last night to say hello and look through the ashtrays for roaches. Somehow the conversation turned to black chicks. “Holy shit!” Travis barked. “You should have seen the office today!” “What happened?” I asked. “Three fat black chicks came in to the office to see about getting into […]

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28 Nov Posted by in Pointless Ramblings | Comments

NORMAN MAILER WINS BAD SEX AWARD

NORMAN MAILER WINS BAD SEX AWARD

DCypher posts: Everyone knows that it’s just poor taste to speak ill of the dead. Awarding recently deceased Norman Mailer the Bad Sex Award seems to fall into that category IMHO. I’m sure, however, that this is how the prolific author would want to be remembered.     *** *** *** LONDON — The conception […]

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27 Nov Posted by in Pornstar News | Comments

IT WAS GONNA BE CALLED “PUSSY FOR PUPPIES”

IT WAS GONNA BE CALLED “PUSSY FOR PUPPIES”

LOS ANGELES, CA – (NOVEMBER 27, 2007 DMPR) - Los Angeles based animal rights activists had additional reasons to give thanks this past holiday week, as Wicked Pictures contract superstars jessica drake, Brad Armstrong, and Kaylani Lei staked their claim on the red carpet to support the first annual Cuties For Canines (www.cutiesforcanines.org) charity benefit. […]

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