Jenna Jameson Stars in a New Movie

How To Make Love to a Woman

A comedy of miscommunication between the sheets

If anyone knows how to make love to a woman (or man for that matter) it would be the delectable Jenna Jameson. I just got word that she will be in a new film set to release later this year. Now get your head out of the gutter, this will not be a porno, but rather a mainstream movie. How to Make Love to a Woman stars Krysten Ritter (Confessions of a Shopaholic), Josh Meyers (That ‘70s Show, MADtv), Ian Somerhalder (Lost), Ken Jeong (Knocked Up, Pineapple Express), James Kyson Lee (Heroes), James Hong (Balls of Fury) and features Jenna Jameson in her first comedic performance.

Directed by: Scott Culver
Produced by: Sheri Bryant, Adam Lawson
Written by: Dennis Kao

For more information and to see the movie’s trailer you can visit the film’s official website at: http://www.ineedsexadvice.com/

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SYNOPSIS:
When young record executive ANDY CONNERS hears his girlfriend LAUREN sigh in frustration after making love, he panics, realizing he’s never really gotten the job done.  Little does he know that she was sighing because she’s not sure if Andy is the one.  This basic miscommunication sends Andy on a wild journey with his best friend LAYNE to become better in bed, while Lauren, with the help of her girlfriends, decides to date an old flame. As Andy’s efforts continue to fail, Lauren gets a job offer in Chicago and decides to take it.  With her plane soaring into the sky, Andy has to figure out how to save the love of his life.  Will he?  Maybe.  Find out in this funny, edgy, and honest comedy, which promises to take you down a new road of relationship follies.

Jenna Jameson Has Twin Boys

It’s a boy! No, it’s another boy! Oh my, Jenna Jameson has twin boys!!  Won’t she soon have her hands full? If you don’t know what I’m going on about, Jenna Jameson gave birth today to her twins.  The report didn’t say if they were identical twin boys or not but I do know that identical twin boys are the most rare kind of twins of all.  Actually I think identical twin boys are even more rare than triplets in general.  There is no word yet what Jenna Jameson plans on naming her little bundles of joy.


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The Club Jenna Girls myspace page also posted a bulletin about the birth of the twins today.  The message isn’t signed so it’s not clear who posted it but we can safely say it wasn’t Jenna Jameson, as I’m sure right about now she is recovering from giving birth just a few hours prior.


Date: Mar 16, 2009 3:43 PM

Subject: The twins have arrived!!!

Body: The twins have arrived. Search google for clubjenna and check out my blog for details…


The full story from e Online : We’re only a couple of days into this week and we’ve already had two sets of twin boys.   (Charlie Sheen had his twin boys on Saturday)


Retired porn star Jenna Jameson gave birth to two little boys Monday morning. These are the first children for 43-year-old Jameson and her boyfriend of two years, UFC fighter Tito Ortiz, 33, and they are said to be in “very good health.”


“It has been my dream to have children for a…long time, and I truly feel like finally…the time is right and god has blessed me,” Jenna blogged back in September. “I have never felt more like a woman, or more alive.”

Jenna Jameson of the past

People talk all the time about how time changes everything and how Jenna Jameson has changed oh so much over the years but really has she?  Is she all that different today as she was when she first became a porn star?  Or are we just jaded and maybe our loving memories have somehow gotten distorted over time?  Well it turns out the answer to that question is yes, she is very different than she was before and the difference is Michael Jackson shocking.  The difference between Jenna Jameson then and now is so extreme that mere words can’t describe it.  You’ll have to just see the photos for yourself to believe them.


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See the pregnant Jenna Jameson?

TMZ today posted pictures of the barely seen super duper pregnant Jenna Jameson today.   She looks a tad uncomfortable but let’s be real, she’s pregnant with twins, so what can you expect?  The TMZ story simply said …

The Two Biggest Things to Ever Fit Inside Jenna. Glowing like only an expectant mother could, Jenna Jameson re-emerged over the weekend at an MMA event in Anaheim.   She is expecting twins in April. They should have no trouble popping out.


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Jenna Jameson to Co-Star with Mini Me

Found an interesting story on Adult FYI today. It says that Jenna Jameson will be making a movie with Mini Me. No, not a sex tape. That’s just to fucked up to even think about. It’s actually a real movie.


Las Vegas Sun- Former Las Vegas adult film star Jenna Jameson will star in a new mainstream movie after giving birth to twins early in the new year. She and her boyfriend, mixed martial arts fighter Tito Ortiz, celebrated the news of her being signed to “War of the Dragon” when they visited Vegas a few days ago for the Oscar de la Hoya-Manny Pacquiao fight.


Director and producer Stan Derain told me that Jenna will start filming as soon as she’s recovered from the birth of her first children — and that he’s also cast Verne J. Troyer as the main villain. Stan, who previously produced “Kung Fu Assassins” and “City Dragon,” hopes Jenna’s stork arrival will be on time so the filming isn’t delayed and that the movie can still be released on schedule next summer.


Previously, Jenna appeared in the 2005 horror flick “Evil Breed” and this year’s Sony Pictures release, “Zombie Strippers.” The world-renowned former porn queen still claims the highest-rated E! Entertainment “True Hollywood Stories” episode.


Jenna Jameson typically blogs about such news but so far her camp has been silent. Let us hope she reveals more information soon about her upcoming movie. Sounds interesting to say the least.

The Jenna Jameson mansion, the house that pussy bought

While Jenna Jameson is pregnant with her twins she isn’t sitting around twiddling her thumbs. Nope. Apparently she’s been busy house shopping because TMZ is reporting her and Tito just closed a deal on her new pad.

Tito and Jenna Buy an XXX-Large House. Now that Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson have more in common than just taking shots to the face — she’s preggers with his twins — the soon-to-be foursome have purchased a $3.4 million home in Huntington Beach, Calif. The four bedroom, 3.5 bath waterfront mansion has its own library, walk-in wine cellar, and private boat dock and balcony. We can’t wait to see their home videos.


Porn Star vs Movie Star, is there really a difference?

With all this talk of Brittney Spear’s vagina and Pamela Anderson’s sex tape and Paris Hilton and her who knows how many sex tapes and Kim Kardashian, the daughter of the OJ Simpson lawyer fucking some guy who used to date Whitney Houston and Tom Sizemore, the Golden Globe-nominated actor, who mind you had rolls in 11 real movies from 2008 alone, did his own sex tape and then there is Mini Me from the Austin Powers movies with his sex tape and holy shit where was I going with this?  Oh yes I remember now … the line between Hollywood and porno valley is becoming more blurred each day.  For the love of God even Oprah has mentioned her vagina on the air, coining the word Va-Jay-Jay and catapulting it into mainstream speech.  And to make things even more confusing, former porn stars, leave porn go into the real movies and then play the roll of a porn star (aka Traci Lords in the movie Zack and Miri make a Porno).


So since I recently discussed the release of Jenna Jameson’s new movie Jenna Loves Pain 2, I thought I would do the same for a mainstream movie that looked rather interesting especially since realistically speaking there are so many celebrity sex tapes out there, chances are someone in this movie has one.


Did you know that Tim Burton is making a 3D version of Alice in Wonderland?  Well did you know there was also a porno version of this movie called Alice in Bondageland?  Oh it’s true!    In Tim Burtons’s 3D Version of Alice in Wonderland, we have some major stars signing on.



Anne Hathaway is lined up to join Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter for director Tim Burton’s adaptation of “Alice In Wonderland.”  Anne Hathaway is slated for the role of the White Queen opposite Bonham Carter’s Red Queen, according to the Hollywood Reporter.  Little-known Australian actress Mia Wasikowska has landed the lead role of Alice, while Depp will portray the Mad Hatter in pal Burton’s take on the Lewis Carroll classic.  The film, which is due for release in 2010, will mix live action with animation and will be in 3D.

Jenna Leads The Way

With the recent news that Jenna Jameson’s studio (now owned by Playboy) Club Jenna will no longer be producing DVDs, effective almost immediately (to be phased out by the end of this year), it sort of leaves one wondering what is really going on. I spoke to a secret industry insider who has been in the adult video game for more than a decade, he gave me some very insightful information.   He tells me that adult video on demand has been a long time coming.  Here is what else he had to say ….



We started to phase out the sale of VHS in about 2000, and go exclusively DVD. The same movie on DVD, that we once sold on VHS was able to be produced at a $.50 each instead of $1.50. Beyond that, there was also an improvement in the quality of our product so it just didn’t make any sense to continue stocking VHS. It was that same year that everyone began talking seriously about the Internet as a distribution method and some even set goal dates of 2005 to 2010. It was that year that Larry Flynt himself was in Vegas and said something to the effect of, DVD is nice but ADULT VOD is the way of the future. Some idiots laughed him off, sure that DVDs would be around for the next 20 or 30 years. Time would prove Larry Flynt correct.



Club Jenna may be the first major studio (if you can call Club Jenna that) to phase out DVDs but they weren’t the first to think about it or start investing in making it happen.  Studios like Vivid would seriously begin looking into distributing their movies through the Internet this same year.  Through the Vivid website, a member can watch about 800 of the Vivid titles, for one monthly price.



As Internet retailers report in some cases as much as 90% drops in sales, VOD “theaters” that have begun to pop up like AEBN, you can rent thousands and thousands of movies, including all the titles from major studios like Vivid, wicked Pictures and Digital Playground.  Pick the movie you want to watch and download it.  No need for a DVD there and no drop in sales either.  These sites are reporting record growth, despite the sluggish economy.



Truth is, VOD is coming whether we like it or not.   It’s also why you hear rumors like the ones posted at Adult FYI about “secret” meetings by studio heads and other big companies having meetings trying to fix a higher price for current VOD titles.  VOD titles may be cheaper to distribute, but movies still cost money to make and larger studios want a bigger cut per sale.  So what that means is, right now you may be able to get a movie for $7 through those VOD theater websites, but in the future that same movie may cost you $12, that is if these studio heads get their way.



Who knows.  Everything this changing so much right now.  It’s crazy and this Club Jenna thing really just pushed things forward faster than most expected.  With Club Jenna leading the way other studios will follow suit.  It’s al just a matter of time.



DVDs aren’t just out in the porn world either.  Mainstream companies like NetFlix and Blockbuster Online are already toying around with VOD distribution models and by all accounts are having great success with them.


When most assumed the next big thing in porno movies would be hi def or bluray, in reality that’s not a market big enough to invest must time in.   It’s to niche and expensive for most people.  I mean we would all love to be able to afford to pay $70 per movie for the Bluray version, but the reality of the situation is, the economy sucks and people don’t want to pay more for something. If nothing else, we can say that Jenna Jameson may have lead the way for the outing of DVDs, but the economy really is the driving force behind that. People want more porn for less money.


The big question is, with a Internet only distribution model, will studios like Club Jenna still produce quality titles like Jenna Loves Pain 2? Speaking of which, have you seen the movie trailer for Jenna Loves Pain 2? Looks quite interesting. I just so happen to have it for you.


click here to watch the movie trailer for Jenna Loves Pain 2