LISA ANN GONE FROM LA DIRECT (UPDATED)

As is reported on Lukeisback.com…. Former 90’s Super Contract Star Lisa Ann has been released from LA Direct Models by Derek Hay.

Lisa refused to take in a well known current “contract star” who is close to being booted by her “high profile” company for drug related issues. To keep the girls contract in-tact Derek promised to keep a close eye on the girl, thus having Lisa Ann babysit. Lisa’s refusal to take the troubled starlet in showed Derek that Lisa was not part of the team and it was best that she left.

We wish Lisa the best… and she is a beautiful woman, a legend… and we hope she still plans to come back and do scenes!!



ONCE AGAIN….. AS REPORTED ON WWW.LUKEISBACK.COM Lisa Ann and LA Direct chief Derek Hay have patched things up and Lisa is back. That’s great news, because Lisa Ann is a GREAT person to work with and be around!!! SO, good move on both parts.

DOES EVERYONE SHRIEK WHEN THEY SEE PAMELA PEAKS?

WE GOT NO PROBLEM WITH PAMELA PEAKS. SHE’S PROBABLY A SWEET CHICK UNDER THAT OGRE MASK. ALL WE KNOW IS WE ARE SCARED. SO SCARED WE ARE THAT IN ORDER TO RID OUR MINDS OF HER WE’RE IMAGINING HAVING SEX WITH OUR MOTHERS. FUNNY TOO IS THERE WAS SOMETHING IN THE LA WEEKLY ESCORT PAGES ABOUT HER BEING A PAMELA ANDERSON LOOK-A-LIKE. WE THINK IT’S MORE LIKE A MORPHING BETWEEN MARY CAREY AND HOUSTON

JUST SAY NO!!!!

I’m sorry, I just couldn’t help myself !!!

I was noticing the 2 photos of Tiffany Holiday…. the first one is from JUNE 2005 and the second one is from a SEPTEMBER 2005… GOD DAMN she is the walking definition of what happens to your body and mind when you hit the drugs too heavy!!!!!

So, we present Tiffany Holiday Then and Now, a side by side comparison!!!

I DON’T WANT HER YOU CAN HAVE HER SHE’S TOO CRACKED OUT FOR ME

pic from www.lukeisback.com

Dear Taylor

I went to your site today and read one of the top stories you have one in particular regarding Tiffany Holiday who you posted is with our agency and isn’t. She was on my site for about a week maybe less before i took her down for being a flake and getting nothing but slack from producers when they saw she was on my site and were telling me the problems she had ie, drug use etc… So i would appreciate if you could please adjust your posting to state that she is not with us was only with us briefly before we realized it was a HUGE mistake thank you very much

Emily Hampton
Talent Coordinator
Reddrose Talent Management
727-439-0877
727-492-1533
www.Reddrosetalent.com

THREE THINGS FROM DIRECTOR MIKE QUASAR

Mike could of banged Holly Hollywood, but he didn’t. That’s why he drinks so much

1) Always the dedicated alcoholic, Mike has found solace over the years drowning his misery in many flavors of booze, from wine to vodka to midori shots, finally settling these days in the arms of single malt scotch, the drink of successful alcoholics everywhere. Mike is, however, aware of the fact that although he consumes a great deal of this expensive and dignified liquid, he is and will always remain a failure.

2) Mike recently discovered that his neighbor across the street for the last couple of years is a registered sex offender.

His offenses are

LEWD OR LASCIVIOUS ACTS WITH CHILD UNDER 14 YEARS

CONTINUOUS SEXUAL ABUSE OF CHILD

Whoever sold him a house mere feet away from a pornographer, his wife, child and fierce drinking problem should be shot.

3) Mike tells me that he recently shot a scene with a chick he thinks is Jasmyne Byrne, who showed up on set wearing some vintage expensive trendy AC DC concert shirt she probably got on Melrose, and when Quaz commented about her liking the band, it became apparent that the silly little tart had no idea that AC DC is a rock band by pretty much saying that she had no idea AC DC is a rock band. No one should wear an AC DC shirt if they don’t know who the band is. That’s just sacrilegious if you ask me.

Phone call from mystery dude

Someone called me and said guess who I just had to fuck, Tiffany Holiday.

 

She was on something or has been on something. He told me she looked gray and pale. She had to weigh about 90 pounds. Nasty!

 

I told him “ girls don’t respect themselves. She’s a hooker and always will be!” they do drugs because they don’t care about there life. They have nothing to look forward too! Maybe some great meth or great coke! Fuckin crack heads!

 

You also have to remember she is 19 years old. Some people need to learn the hard way! Lay off the drugs before you give yourself a bad name!


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