Happy Birthday Misty Mendez

It is on this day we celebrate the birth of the one and only Misty Mendez. Born May 28, 1975 in Los Angeles, CA, Misty Mendez began her adult career in 1999 when she did a handful of adult movies including three titles for Vivid. Becoming a popular Latina performer, Misty Mendez would also go on to perform in titles such as Best of North Pole 2 with Peter North and Latin Extreme which was one of the first movies the now famous Alexis Amore performed in. Misty Mendez seems to have retired in 1996, but she’s still one hot bitch so we decided to take today, her birthday to celebrate and appreciate her sexiness.


Porn Star Misty Mendez

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISTY MENDEZ

Aaralyn Barra Takes it up the Ass!

In honor of all that is obscene and naughty, I thought it would be a good time to honor those bitches who make obscenity so damn good. So Aaralyn Barra this one is for you. We love the way you fuck and suck like there is no tomorrow. But mostly we love the way you let that mother fucker stick his big ass cock in your tight little ass hole. These 4 video clips came from the DVD called Squirters. The title of this post is that Aaralyn barra takes it up in the ass but in reality she takes it up the ass, in the face and in her pussy. But really that’s not the point. The point of this post is so that we may honor and enjoy all that is obscene instead of running and hiding from it. WE LIKE PUSSY AND TITS AND CUM SUCKING WHORES and that’s not always a bad thing despite what some up tight people may try and tell us.


Amy Reid is our sexy little Army Brat

I was talking to a friend the other day who was upset that her finance is being shipped off yet again to some undisclosed location, possibly Iraq for at least 6 months and maybe up to a year. She was upset and I reminded her that this is what you can expect being married to a military man. She didn’t want to hear it, but she knew I was right. I was then thinking, we should do something in honor of our men in service and that’s when I decided to make Amy Reid our porn star of the week because growing up she was an Army Brat.


Amy Reid

Amy Reid

Amy Reid

Amy Reid

Tory Lane is the porn star of the week

Haven’t really done a porn star of the week in awhile and while I was contemplating on what bitch to pick, I came across a story about Tory Lane doing some shit or another with Puma Swede. It seems that every time I turn around I see some story about Tory Lane. She’s going to be on Loveline, she is on the cover of Private Dancer magazine, she’s dancing in San Diego, is the ceremonial ring card girl for a mixed martial arts event and fuck she even went to Alaska for a signing. FUCKING ALASKA?!! Who the hell goes to Alaska? I think there has been more in the porn news lately about Tory Lane than Jenna Jameson for christ sake. So for this reason I have picked her as the porn star of the week. We mind as well watch some videos of her sucking a cock to see what made the bitch so famous in the first place.

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Tory Lane

Edit: Since I originally made this post Tory Lane is back in the news. This time it seems that she will be making a special appearance at Adultcon in LA. Does this girl ever sleep? Between her directing for Sin City, appearing in movies for everyone from Vivid to god only knows who, modeling for websites, running her own website and myspace, doing interviews and dancing and making personal appearances from Alaska to LA, I just don’t see how the fuck she can find the time to relax and enjoy her fame.

ARIEL @ MET ART

DCypher posts: In another world, in another time, this land was good, until the crystal cracked.

Some of you know exactly what I am talking about.

 

Some of you can feel it.

 

Deep down in places you don’t like to talk about in parties you know that the crystal will heal itself.

 

There is nothing to do.

 

The master does without doing and nothing is left undone.

 

In the meantime this sexy, young redhead will help you get through it all by any and all means at her disposal.

 

There is no need to worry.

 

Everything is well under control.

 

Enjoy your weekend.

 

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ANGIE SAVAGE @ DANNI DOT COM

DCypher posts: Born in Santa Cruz back in 1981, she’s a California dream, no doubt. She’s also a Scorpio so watch out for that overactive sexual drive and the sting that comes from arguing with her.

You can fall to your knees and thank your maker for her later.

For now take a good look at that bella facia, framed by luscious blond curls, those amazing breasts, and that perfectly pink wet pussy.

Savage might just be the right word after all…lol.

Danni Dot Com has really been stepping up their game lately. Don’t get me wrong. They’ve always done the damn thing, but as of late they just seem to be killing the competition with amazing sets like this one.

I can do this all day long…

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NEU WAVE HOOKERS ORGY TGP REVISITED

DCypher posts: Here a friendly flashback for a rainy day. This is the original post from DCX for the Neu Wave Hookers Orgy TGP.

I figured, why not?

Definitely keeping your spank bank well stocked.

L’Chaim!

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Never mind the hype or the reviews or the bullocks.

Regular porn fans don’t get caught up in petty fights on adult chat boards and they don’t spend a lot of time worrying about what some guy who lives in his mom’s basement thinks about them or their favorite porn star. Regular porn fans only have so much time each day allotted to their spank hobby so they just want the facts, Jack.

The facts are that I can think of two really good reasons to see Neu Wave Hookers and this all girl orgy scene, featuring Justine Joli, Joanna Angel, Riley Mason, Felix Vicious, and Tiger is one of them. I’ll tell you the other one l8r…right now I’ve got to run.

Check out the free set, visit the Eon McKai site, and learn to let all that is not truly important slide…like the penguin in Fight Club.

DCypher

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PINK PARADISE 3: TGP

A Pile of Pretty Pink PussyDCypher posts: In the future all desires will be eliminated automatically, as soon as they arise, without you having to do anything. In fact, four out of five leading physicists (n) ever polled (do not) believe that by 2012 humanity will have raised their vibrational level to the point where they will live in what Buddhist scholars refer to as “rainbow bodies” composed primarily of light. This will give new meaning to the term “breathatarian” and will undoubtedly usher in a new era of peaceful coexistence between all beings as consumption will no longer be a factor. Essentially your deepest fantasies will be communicated the moment they arise to all other beings telepathically and in this ethereal state they will be explored to their fullest potential and released leaving you fulfilled beyond your wildest imagination.

Until then most of the planet will have to continue to explore their fantasies through the wonders of modern pornography and find fulfillment manually using the time honored “hands on” approach. Luckily things just got a little easier with the release of the instant Sapphic classic PINK PARADISE 3 from the kind and noble people at SIN CITY and the venerable lesbian-cum-directrix DEVINN LANE.

PP3, as the kids refer to it on the streets, stars a bevy of bathing suit cuties unabashedly exploring their illicit same sex desires and stuffing each other full of hard, vibrating plastic while making high pitch whining noises not entirely dissimilar to those made by dolphin voyagers on their intergalactic journeys from planet Earth to the Pleiades.

The cast includes adult stars Tory Lane, Shyla Stylez, Aline, Ashley Fires, Gianna Lynn, Lexi Love, Mikayla, Riley Evans, Sammie Rhodes, Shawna Lenee, Tessa West, Veronica Vega and Victoria Sin.

“I couldn’t be more excited with the final product,” director Devinn Lane said in a press release. “When casting, I handpicked the girls that I knew would deliver … and boy did they. The chemistry was amazing — in fact, many of the girls kept going at it long after we stopped shooting. I have to admit that I got so turned on — it wasn’t easy to concentrate.”

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BRITNEY REARS 4: TGP

Hilary is sooooo much hotter than nasty Britney Spears DCypher posts: Hillary Scott pretends to be the real diva in Britney Rears 4: Britney Goes Gonzo, which came out yesterday from X-Play and LFP Video.

The DVD boasts over four hours of pornological goodness, with nine complete sex scenes and well over an hour of extras like behind the scenes and bloopers.

Shot prior to Scott’s exclusive contract with SexZ Pictures, the fourth installment in director Will Ryder’s popular series co-stars Jamie Elle, Daisy, Veronique Vega, Sativa Rose, Kissy Kapri, Serena Marcus and Jessica Sweet. James Bartholet plays a non-sex role as a “zany television reporter” from all initial reports. Zany, in this case, does not mean Zicari related. No reason to start boycotting or marching around in front of the big black towers of LFP’s hive with signs and chanting catchy slogans.

Apparently the plot revolves around the device of aphrodisiac lollipops called Britney Pops that turn sweet and innocent young girls into that one chick we all knew in high school who ANYONE could score on. Oh yeah, you knew her all right. We all did. Good times.

The director Will Ryder told me he wanted to up the ante big time since the real Britney, the not so hot MILF who wishes she looked like Hilary Scott, has been off the rails lately jamming God-knows-how-much man meat into her fatgina on a nightly basis. So Ryder threw in ball scorching threeways and some zesty anal and really cranked the heat up. He said he knew that Hilary knew just how to handle some rough and dirty fucking and that the results were amazing. He said he’d take the Pepsi challenge with those other gonzo companies any day of the week then began cursing at me in Italian slang so obscure, so dialect heavy, that I pissed myself in fear like a little girl and told him I wanted to go home. I vowed that I would pass this message on to you, the loyal readers of this site so that’s what I’m a gonna do, capice?

You see I believe that in this life all you have is your word and your balls, and you really shouldn’t break them for nobody. Please check out his free gallery so I don’t have to go through that again. Thank you for your compassion and understanding.

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AVRIL @ MET ART

DCypher posts: What is it about striped nylons and leg warmers that seems so very Alt? Hard to put your finger on, isn’t it?

I opened my virtual mailbox this morning and was stunned and delighted to see an ample supply of hot, young, willing girls posing for Met Art once again.

This girl is named Avril, yeah, just like the rock star. Just like her punky American doppelganger she too loves to stay up late, break the rules, drink vodka straight out of the bottle, and party all the time, party all the time! Yay!

That one was for my boy Vic.

Avril never dreamed that anyone would ever ask her to model. She used to cry a lot when she was in her tweens because boys didn’t like her and she spent most of her early teens without anyone to share Valentine’s Day with. Ever since she started posing naked it seems she’s got more boyfriends than she knows what to do with.

Lucky for you she’s always got room for one more…

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