In response to fayner’s review of Tom Sizemore’s sex tape that said
FAT ACTOR PLUS CRYSTAL METH PLUS HOOKERS PLUS VIDEO CAMERA EQUALS CRAP
This email came our way
Fat actor+crystal meth+hookers+video camera= sales …. 10k out the door with reorders.
But thanks for your review anyway.
Howard Levine
National Sales Manager
Vivid Club Jenna/Tera Products
818-718-0202 Ext. 3100
818-718-8402 Fax
hlevine@lfp.com
www.vividdvd.com
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Someone called me and said guess who I just had to fuck, Tiffany Holiday.
She was on something or has been on something. He told me she looked gray and pale. She had to weigh about 90 pounds. Nasty!
I told him “ girls don’t respect themselves. She’s a hooker and always will be!” they do drugs because they don’t care about there life. They have nothing to look forward too! Maybe some great meth or great coke! Fuckin crack heads!
You also have to remember she is 19 years old. Some people need to learn the hard way! Lay off the drugs before you give yourself a bad name!
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Fayner Posts: For some reason, today TR chose in her “daily” column “What’s Hard and What’s Whack” to praise Van Halen while denouncing Pantera. Although she can’t tell when she’s hearing VH despite all my influence, I appreciate her giving props to pretty much the only thing that makes me happy anymore.
That is, until I discovered that she actually was insulting the mighty Van Halen and all that they stood for (chicks and drugs and midgets) without even knowing it.
I now correct what was incorrect…
THIS LOGO ABOVE REPRESENTS THE VAN HALEN THAT CONSISTED OF EDDIE, ALEX, MIKE AND DAVE, FROM 1978 UNTIL 1985, AND WAS REPRODUCED ON MANY NOTEBOOKS AND SCHOOL DESKS AS A TRIBUTE TO ONE OF THE WORLD’S BIGGEST ROCK BANDS EVER. SOME MORONS, LIKE ME, EVEN WENT SO FAR AS TO CARVE IT INTO THEIR ARM WITH A RAZOR BLADE IN SOME TWISTED PLEDGE OF INFECTED ALLEGENCE
(TR USED THE FOLLOWING LOGO TO ANNOUNCE VH BEING “HARD” WHICH UNKNOWINGLY GAVE PROPS TO A VERY “WHACK” ELDERLY VERSION OF THE BAND)
THIS LOGO ABOVE REPRESENTS THE VAN HALEN THAT CONSISTED OF EDDIE, ALEX, MIKE AND DAVE’S REPLACEMENT SAMMY, AND LATER SAMMY’S REPLACEMENT GARY CHERONE, FROM 1986 UNTIL TODAY, AND HAS NEVER BEEN REPRODUCED ON ANYONE’S NOTEBOOK OR SCHOOL DESK – UNLESS AS A THEFT DETERRENT OR A PRACTICAL JOKE – AS A TRIBUTE TO ONE OF THE WORLD’S BIGGEST ROCK BANDS EVER WHO FELL PREY TO GREED, EGOS AND CORPORATE ROCK.
VAN HALEN DIED IN 1985 WITH THE DEPARTURE (OR FIRING) OF DAVID LEE ROTH. SURE, THE NAME IS STILL BEING USED AFTER DAVE’S DEPARTURE, BUT EVERYONE KNOWS THAT WITH HIM ALSO DEPARTED THE OVER-THE-TOP THEATRICS, THE TOPLESS CHICKS WITH CRIMPTED AND LEGWARMERS, THE MIDGETS AND THE CLASSIC MUSIC ONLY CREATED BY SUPREME EGOMANIACS WHO DESPISE EACH OTHER.
WHEN VH CHANGED THEIR LOGO TO THE GAY 3-D ONE ABOVE, THEY PRETTY MUCH WERE SAYING THEY SURRENDERED THEIR SOULS AFTER REPLACING THE ULTIMATE CROTCHLESS LEATHER PANT WEARING FRONTMAN FOR A GUY WHO USES ONE OF THEM FAGGY HANDLESS MICROPHONES LIKE N’SYNC AND EVEN ONCE WORE A YELLOW JUMPSUIT BY CHOICE.
THE REAL VH MADE 6 ALBUMS IN 6 YEARS AND SOLD 34 MILLION COPIES IN THE U.S., NOT TO MENTION BEING THE HIGHEST PAID ROCK BAND EVER FOR A SINGLE CONCERT THAT MADE THEM $1.5 MILLION.
THE PHONEY VH MADE 6 ALBUMS IN 12 YEARS AND SOLD ONLY 18.5 MILLION, NOT TO MENTION ROYALLY SUCKING BIG TIME.
IS THE CZECH REPUBLIC AMERICA’S “BIZARRO WORLD” – THAT IS, THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE – IN THAT MANY CZECH GAY PORN PERFORMERS ARE REALLY STRAIGHT WHILE MANY OF AMERICA’S STRAIGHT PORN PERFORMERS ARE REALLY GAY?
FRIGHTENING, AIN’T IT
(AND FOR THE RECORD: A MAN THAT HAS SEX WITH ANOTHER MAN, FOR PAY OR FUN, ALTHOUGH MAYBE NOT TRULY GAY HE FOR SURE AIN’T STRAIGHT)
http://www.radio.cz/print/en/72130 Trim, tanned, and well-proportioned where it counts: those are some of the pre-requisites for making it in the gay porn business in the Czech Republic, which enjoyed a massive boom in recent years. The ‘biz’ has come under the spotlight recently in the country’s edition of the Big Brother reality show, in which Filip Trojovsky – known professionally as Tommy Hansen – admitted to acting in gay porn films though he insisted he was heterosexual. Strike you as unusual? Apparently in the Czech Republic it is often the case that actors in gay porn are ‘staight’.
Jaroslav Tysl is a photographer for Amigo and MAXXX magazines:
“I’d say the number of heterosexuals [in Czech gay porn films] is close to 80 percent. Of course money plays a role, a lot of people have dreams they’d like to fulfil but lack the funds. Others perhaps want to experiment. But, of course, money is the most important factor.Gay men will usually recognise whether or not the actor is gay. But in a certain sense all porn is fake: it is always a sort of ‘fantasy’.”
Actors can earn anything between 5,000 crowns for just a few minutes to up to 60, 000 crowns (the equivalent of about 2,500 US dollars) for some scenes. Many of those who get involved in the business do so because of where they’re from: smaller towns or poorer regions; they want a quick and easier route to supposed riches. But, says Jaroslav Tysl, sometimes the experience – especially for those the first time in this business, comes at a high price.
“For all actors in porn – gay or straight – it isn’t easy. It’s about the lights and the cameras and people and it can be very stressful. If you’re gay at least you know what to expect, but for some of the first timers, heterosexuals, it can be pretty rough on the nerves. The setting is a bit different than they expect.”It has been remarked that Czechs – forming a highly secular society – are very liberal and easy-going about sexuality and its easy to see that fewer in the public now than ever are ruffled by revelations in the tabloid media that this or that pop star or reality show contestant – have appeared in porn scenes. In terms of heterosexual porn, Czech celebrities, including model Diana Kobzanova, actually boosted waning careers through hardcore centerfolds. The same has not been true in gay pornography – but perhaps that too will change.
EMAIL #1) WELL…YOUR WORLD SERIES PICK IS MORE THAN LIKELY GOING TO BE RIGHT BUT NOT your cup or Superbowl pick. Time will tell though and I will definitely be around to remind you. As far as my daddy touching me comments like that usually come from guys who wish their daddy was around to touch them. I won’t take anything you say personal or threaten to kick your ass as I was the one who was initially annoyed by you months ago and lashed out but saying I need help?…funny coming from a cokehead alcoholic. I may have an issue or two but nowhere near as many as you need to address. Maybe I’ll see you out sometime and buy you a drink.
Luke
EMAIL #2) that dude who wrote in venting about the astros jacket bit is a dumb dick for sure…funny thing was I thought you were a weak-bodied bitch too because of how you’re busting your fucking nutsack lifting TMFR barely two feet off the ground in that beach pic. very sad indeed. 🙂
EMAIL #3) Baseball is the coolest sport…arguably. Im from Chicago and I am a long time Sox fan. Your half-ass sports knowledge is uncanny…uncannily(?) good? My money is on the Wings or Pats…you fucking crack me up.
You know that Astros jacket in the pics actually looked kinda cool…becoming colors on you Id go so far to say…right up there with “dirt bag”‘s finest. Thanks for the blessing…go Sox! What an awesome night. Yeah, sports are unimportant…Hitler probably loved baseball, but you know what? Nothing in life really matters…it’s cool to see a team “come together” and embrace good strategy to win a championship though. Now that the Sox have won I can finally kill myself. Just kidding, Im really a Cubs fan. Epistomology.
Holla!
Couldn’t pass this one up!!!
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(Last weekend I signed at Zone D Erotica in Houston, Texas… this is how it went – TMFR)
After a long day of work and making people smile the last thing we wanted to do was go out with a bunch of texans that don’t know how to really party! But Ellie and i said fuck it! Lets do this! Lets see what these people about!
What I learned about texans: first off they are not original. They all wear the same strip button down shirts (lame).
Also they were asking me where I’m originally from. I said “the OC”. Oh like the show the OC. You can’t compare are hood to the OC. Then someone else said to me. When you say the “valley” that reminds me of clueless the movie. How lame!!!!!! So I asked this guy that is from Austin. Does the real world Austin, show the real Austin or are we missing stuff. He said it’s not all about just getting drunk in bars and clubs. We have great national forests, and natural hot springs and we go off-roadin. What a loser!!!!!
This other guy thought he was a baller dancing with hookers and drinkin champagne out of the bottle. The owner of the club told me he was a billionaire. I was like duh! You don’t think i can point this shit out. I think texans try to hard to impress people and that’s not hot to me.
This other guys name was Dallas and his brothers name was Houston. Oh how original is that? So i asked him if there was anybody in his family called austin. He said “no” but its on reserve for when he has a child.
Everybody had the treo or the flat cingular phone. Dallas did and so did Houston.
The lady that took care of us was even trying to impress us. We have a VIP table and only certain people can roll thru. And kept repeating that we have a VIP table. Big fuckin deal!
The only cool person was the owner of the club. His name was Jonathan and club was called Joya! He was also a Jew. That was the first Jew i met in Texas. He showed us a good time and made sure we were drunk and stupid. And we were getting high in the office. That was rad!!!!!
Oh yeah Houston people don’t really like potheads!!!!!!!! So many people said no to me! Whatever!
LA IS HARD!!!!!! HOUSTON IS WHACK!!!!!!!
I guess what I’m trying to say is that we are not trying to be cool we just are and Houston people were always trying to be cool and that’s whack!!!!!!! Sorry Houston dudes! You guys will always suck unless you move to la!
TAYLOR RAIN
OWNER, WRITER, EDITOR