So ya wanna be a porn star? Well how about this …

It seems that the film studio Red Light District is in search of the next hot thing.   And maybe that could be you.  Many big names got their start working in movies made by Red Light Distract including Bree Olson, Eva Angelina, and Roxy Deville, just to name a few.

First and foremost, you must be over 18 (obviously) and have a copy of your ID to prove it.  They are going to want a government issued ID such as a drivers license, state issued ID card for those who don’t drive, a certified copy of our birth certificate, or a passport.  These things are important, if you don’t have it, get it.  It will be needed time and time again.

Next you will want to include at least 3 or 4 photos.  One should be a head shot, one should be a full body shot (nude of course), and the other one or two will be up to you.  You can have your friend take them, they don’t have to be professionally done.  You will email them over to  What is a headshot?  Well it’s simly a photo showing your pretty face.  Here is a sample of a headshot of a former porn star who was in the business for a short time named Penelope Flowers.  As you see it’s just a photo of your face and on the other end of the scale, a “body shot” is simply a photo of your full body from head to toe.

Red Light District, one of the leading adult entertainment production studios, is looking for attractive new models with sexy bodies. Opportunities range from swimsuit and lingerie shoots to classic nude and adult films. Models are never required to do anything they aren’t comfortable with. This is a rare industry where new models can sometimes earn more money than experienced models. In some cases, models have made as much as $7,000.00 for a weekend of shooting. Travel and lodging can also be arranged for you.

If you are interested in doing something sexy, fun and exciting while earning a lot of money please either email us or mail us at least 3 pictures of yourself. All models must be over 18 years old. It is recommended that you send at least one face shot and at least 2 full body shots (one frontal and one from behind) to receive best consideration. Please also include your name, contact info., and birthdate.

Now before doing this I want you to think of this as a BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY.  Sure the girls have fun being porn stars but in the end it is a business and you should approach it as one.  Realistically, the smart girls make $30,000 a month easy.  So I want you to start off doing this right.  I want you to go into this with your name in mind.

Think of a name you like … a FIRST AND LAST NAME.   Pick something that is easy to spell.   Mandee is confusing.  Go with the normal, standard spellings of names like Mandy.  This is very important for marketing purposes.  You want a name that is easy to spell more than anything.

Now go to the IAFD and see if there is a porn star with that name already.  If somebody already is using that name pick another name.  Now go over to GoDaddy and see if the name you have chosen is available as a domain name.  If the name you have selected isn’t available as a .com then pick another name.  You want your chosen name as a domain name, TRUST ME.  Even if you don’t plan on doing anything right now with a website, secure your name up front, it will only cost you $10!

Now when you send in your photos and a copy of your ID to Red Light District you can include a short note telling them that you would like to use the stage name of <YOUR CHOSEN FIRST AND LAST NAME>.    This will show you have already given this a lot of thought and will no doubt make them think twice about you as you have taken it more serious than some of the other girls who will no doubt be applying.


This is why they call him LORDDCypher posts: What do Bree Olsen, a guy in a chicken suit, luchadors, serial killers, male strip dancers, fluffers, Evan Stone, twenty-four hour cable news feeds, genies, divisive partisan cat fight grudge fucks, alt-porn, and lesbian pillow fight orgies all have in common?

They are just the tip of the iceberg in David Lord’s new feature sex comedy for Adam and Eve tentatively titled BREE OLSON’S SLUMBER PARTY.

David hired an all-star cast that included Penny Flame, Kayden Kross, Aiden Starr, and Roxy Deville. Since I wrote it I demanded to play the guy in the chicken suit moshing to Mexican speed metal. You’d do the same thing if it were up to you so don’t talk shit.

Bree has like six personalities and devours Starbucks like she sucks dick. She fucking rocks!!! Not only can she deliver dialogue inspired by Noam Chomsky without batting an eye or stopping for breath she literally fucks like a wild animal pumped up on crack rock and adrenaline. Adam and Eve really scored when they added her to the team.

Penny Flame is, well, Penny Flame. She’s a nonstop riot. Her infectious and non sequitur humor keeps everyone going making the hours fly by. I will never get tired of watching her fuck and in a political debate that girl can hold her own.

Aiden is like a slutty little smurf. Evan Stone fucked her literally senseless and no one could figure out how he got his whole dick in her tiny little body. I’d call her precocious but that would be underestimating her.

Kayden is a dirty, Nietzsche loving, vegetarian, objectivist with weird ab muscles who doesn’t like boys with tattoos. Every crew member had about a zillion tattoos they were trying to cover after hearing that heartbreaking news. She’s a little piece of heaven though. God only knows how Vivid let her get away.

Roxy Deville has an amazing ass. She easily outfucked her partner. I almost felt bad for the poor guy.

Overall the movie was a lot of fun to make, even if we had to give up partying on Halloween weekend to do it. There is a fourway girl girl scene with Aiden, Bree, Kayden, and Penny that started out with the best pillow fight porn has ever seen and devolved into a no holes barred lesbian orgy. Delightful!

Check out all the action in the photo gallery I put together. It seriously took me like an entire day to clean, crop, upload, code, and host them so I hope you enjoy them. Suits kill art, baby! Remember that I told you that? Suits kill art.

Bree Olson Slumber Party Pix