Oops! Army General busted with porn!

Our boys may go all around the world and fight for our country – hell they may die doing it or lose a limb or two, but they may not for any reason look at hot naked chicks while doing so. That’s right, the US Army has a ban on porn. Which sucks for the US Amry general who got busted with his on his laptop. How seriously can we ask our boys to go to Afghanistan and die for us, but not look at porn? How do you even justify some bullshit like that?  Go die for us but don’t let us catch you getting your dick hard.

Yeah we don’t want to risk pissing off those fuckers from the middle east that have no problem treating women like property and abusing them day in and day out.  That would just be the worst thing ever we could do. -rolls eyes- If there is anything we should be doing is bringing more porn into that country and sexually liberating those poor women. But that’s another story for another day perhaps.

 

[source]

US Army general facing sexual misconduct charges had pornography on laptop, despite ban

Military

FORT BRAGG, N.C. — An expert in Afghan culture has testified that pornography found on the computer of a U.S. Army general then deployed to the Muslim country would be highly offensive to local residents.

Former Defense Intelligence Agency adviser Morwari Zafar testified Wednesday at a pre-trial hearing for Brig. Gen. Jeffery Sinclair. A court-martial for the former deputy commander of the 82nd Airborne is set to begin June 25 on charges that include forcible sodomy, indecent acts, violating orders and adultery.

Among the orders Sinclair is accused of violating is a prohibition against possessing pornography for U.S. troops in Afghanistan.

Lawyers for Sinclair want the charge dropped, arguing the porn ban violates First Amendment protections of free speech. The defense has not provided an explanation for how pornography got on Sinclair’s personal computer.

Mark Ashley Calls out the Derek Hay Scam known as LATATA

Porn performer Mark Ashley calls out the  scam known as LATATA – [source]

This post I think I’ll devote to a subject that has been getting some attention lately. Agencies. It’s a touchy subject for discussion publicly mainly because most performers are worried about backlash in the form of economic reprisals from a few of the agencies. If you want my honest opinion, the porn industry needs to do away with this scam. You think an association of adult talent agencies has our best interests at heart? Really? Before I get into public slandering of a bunch of sociopathic bullies and manipulators, lets get right to the heart of the matter. The money.

 

For starters they take an agency commission of 15-20% of talent income. That means for every 1 million dollars doled out to pay talent, $200.000 of that goes to pay someone with no real talent to speak of other than sitting on their asses in front of a computer and doing what 90% of the industry talent used to do for themselves. And thats just the tip of the iceberg. We’ve all heard stories of buying out of the agency for a large fee. Are these contracts even legally binding? And what about the constant blacklisting that goes on against any talent that dare question their authority? Or for petty reasons that have more to do with pushing independent contractors out of the way to make room for their shitty b-list talent that’s too scared to rock the boat. How many of you listen to the same bullshit that comes out of their mouths (you need to lose weight, you need to get breast augmentation, you have to do this scene even though you are tired and sore, we have to hold your rate, you have to start doing anal scenes,etc.) and wanted to throttle them? How often do they get a needle in their arm and piss in a cup to test for work? How often do you see their lazy asses in the gym to stay fit for work? And thats just the shit I’ve been hearing for a few years now. Did they prevent Mr. Syphillis er Mr. Marcus from going to work with a forged test? Did they prevent the condom law from going into effect? Did they improve conditions on set? No they didn’t. They put 20% of our money into their own pockets and tried to tell us that we need them more than they need us. Well now we are in the middle of a crisis in our business and are they doing anything except lining their pockets? Fuck no. They’ve trashed the industry to the point where the girls are more hookers than entertainers. And that requires a lot of grooming to achieve. Most people are born with a little self esteem, these jack offs attack any sign of common sense and self preservation.

 

My experience with agents is summed up like this – they want a docile  bitch to go along with whatever hack set they send you to. And then they want a dumb dog to just shut the fuck up and do the job. I’ve been lied about rate, who I’m working with, and what type of scene I’ll be doing and I’m supposed to just go along with waiting a month for a check with their cut taken off. I have never authorized  any checks to be written to me by a a talent agency. They seem to think this is ok. What a joke. And they are also getting really efficient at grooming the girls away from any real communication with the other talent. That would breed discontent. It’s no wonder I only last a few scenes with an agent and then bail…

 

The agency licensing and bonding procedure they try to legitamize themselves through wasn’t designed for porn. It was designed for agents who deal with SAG or million dollar contracts in mainstream movies or television. We don’t make enough and most of our careers aren’t long enough to have some fucking parasite attached to us. And the shitty thing is they have taken so much power for themselves that most people think they are powerless to do something about it. Remember LATATA is only a recent thing and judging by the way the industry is going now I’d say it’s time for these parasite pimp scumbags to hit the fucking road. They’ve had their chance and they fucked up. Remember everyone – YOU CAN BOOK YOUR OWN SCENES!!

 

Porn wasn’t always like this. It was Jim South and 3 skeezy pimps until 2006. Most girls would do 5 scenes and figure out that they could book their own scenes and dictate the terms. Now you do it out of obligation. The only way to do porn is for yourself. Thats it.. Another way it’s changed is the girls had waaaaay more say in who they worked with. You knew who would show up be cool and rip through a scene with no problem. You knew that if you worked with an A list male talent, you weren’t going to catch an infection or be treated like shit. You knew he wasn’t injecting his dick with Caverject to maintain wood. Now you get some agency/Manwin propped up fraud that never had to really prove himself to begin with. There was natural order. The strongest guys with the strongest girls. The performers had a say in what was going on. Now it’s petty grooming and guilt by an agent. I don’t want to fuck an agency. I want to fuck the girl I’m working with. The director used to actually be concerned with who wanted to fuck who. Nobody cared.It was that simple. Now it’s a fucking joke. And the joke is on you….

 

Science explains why we can’t stop watching porn

All right, Internet. Time for some #RealTalk about #Sex. It’s time to get a little lesson in our love of all things porn—or, more importantly, why we can’t seem to get enough of the stuff. [source]

Thanks to the whip-smart biological scholars at asapSCIENCE, the world can finally revel in an informative, digestible, entirely safe-for-work tutorial in what exactly is going through a person’s brain when he or she watches Internet pornography. You’ll also learn why the adult-entertainment industry’s unbelievable excess, and our addiction to it—porn-related queries account for 25 percent of our online searches—has made it such that certain people in this world are now finding their mates less attractive.

The whole quandary comes down to the tolerances and the release of dopamine, which the duo of Mitchell Moffit and Gregory Brown detail rather scientifically midway through the clip. As for the tolerance, the two spell it out quite clearly.

“With prolonged exposure, your tolerance is increased, and many find themselves addicted. Though it’s not a physical substance, it leads to the same general loss of control, the compulsiveness to seek out activity despite negative consequences, and withdrawal when it goes away—much like that of gambling or running.”

“The issue,” the two explain, is that “continued exposure can cause longterm or lifelong neural-plastic change in the brain.”

And so we’re left thinking that the only sex that’s legitimately enticing anymore is the kind that involves whips and chains.

Fortunately, there’s a remedy for this affliction, one that exercises the idea that the brain operates on a “use it or lose it” system.

“The neural connections you stimulate grow stronger and desire to be activated while the ones you ignore become weakened, much like your muscles, which, if sitting still all day, itch for activity, but after prolonged non-use become complacent,” Moffit explains.

“The same neural-plastic system that proliferates these habits can also be used to acquire healthier ones.”

Which is to say that the brain you use to make sense of that weird porn you’re watching can be the same one that helps you tune out.

 

Tory Lane is back in LA!

One of my favorite porn stars of all time … the one and only Tory Lane … is back in LA and booking scenes until February 1st.  Those producers who wish to work with her great little ass can book her through her agent, LA Direct Models.  The 5’6″ busty brunette beauty, well known for her energetic scenes is booking scenes for

  • Solo
  • Girl / Girl
  • Girl / Girl Anal
  • Boy / Girl
  • Boy / Boy / Girl
  • Anal
  • Double Penetration
  • Swallow
  • Feature Dancing

 

tory lane - LA direct

 

Google apparently doesn’t like boobs

Google Just Made It Harder to Find Boobs

Google has tweaked the SafeSearch filter so that porn doesn’t leak into image search results.  [source]

ZDNet reports that web surfers are “reacting angrily” because Google has modified its “SafeSearch” feature, making it more difficult to find explicit content in image search results.

For parents and those who’d rather not be frightened by results stemming from search queries like “cucumber” and “hotdog”, SafeSearch is a handy tool for toning down or completely blocking offending sexual and other questionable content. Typically it was easy to set: simply adjust the lever to “on”, “moderate” or “off”.

But now Google has revamped this system so that it’s much harder for bare breasts and other fleshy acts to jump into image search results. But even more, it’s harder for end-users to customize the filter itself. As it stands now, there’s only a single option to “filter explicit content” – whatever Google deems explicit will be removed from search results no matter the content.

Google has also added a SafeSearch lock so that parents and businesses can prevent children and employees from accidentally or purposely finding explicit images. However this lock only applies to the Google user who is logged in to their account, and not for others browsing Google images using their own login credentials.

“SafeSearch filters provide you with the ability to change your browser setting to prevent adult content from appearing in your search results,” Google states. “No filter is 100 percent accurate, but SafeSearch should help you avoid most of this type of material.”

Google users point out that the change came without warning: there was no official announcement, no update to the Google blogs. Web surfers looking for naughty content – those even with the SafeSearch option turned off – were taken by surprise, and took to Reddit to vent their frustrations. Meanwhile, ZDNet reports that the new filter in place resembles the Moderate setting of old rather than “a total overhaul to the system”.

“We are not censoring any adult content, and want to show users exactly what they are looking for — but we aim not to show sexually-explicit results unless a user is specifically searching for them,” a Google rep told CNET. “We use algorithms to select the most relevant results for a given query. If you’re looking for adult content, you can find it without having to change the default setting — you just may need to be more explicit in your query if your search terms are potentially ambiguous. The image search settings now work the same way as in Web search.”

With that in mind, Google users can still search for anything they want with SafeSearch turned off, only now the search term needs to be appended with the word “porn” to pull up any raunchy results – or something similar.

Get your freak on … at work? Oh my!

MSN is reporting that most people who watch porn, do so while at work. [source]

Majority of porn viewers watch at work

Well, here’s an embarrassing way to get fired.

There’s a time and place for everything, and pornography enthusiasts may need to be reminded of this adage.

According to Dr. Christopher Ahlers, a sex therapist from Berlin, a staggering amount of people view porn from their work computers.

“Modern viewing of porn is no longer something in which strange individuals are engaged in quiet rooms in video booths,” Ahlers said.

Apparently, titillating videos are now enjoyed in cubicles around the world. At an Austrian conference on sexual behaviors, Ahlers claimed that of the 60 million people who log on daily to a free pornography website, about two-thirds of them are logging on from an office computer.

Ahler’s claim isn’t out of left field. The Washington Times reported that in 2009, an investigation at the National Science Foundation found that a senior executive spent a total of 331 days checking out porn on his government-issued computer. What’s more, Bloomberg revealed that a memo written by the Pentagon ordered employees to stop “engaging in inappropriate content at work.” The memo added that employees were “accessing Web sites and transmitting messages containing pornographic or sexually explicit images.” I’m all for online surf breaks, but we may be getting just a little too comfortable with our at-work Internet habits.

According to Ahlers, while the first wave of the public’s porn viewing seems to happen during office hours, the second daily wave occurs after dark.

“The second peak is from viewers at home after midnight,” Ahlers explained. Definitely a more suitable venue.

Other studies have confirmed that excessive pornography habits do cause relationship issues. And with Ahler’s recent claim, porn may be causing problems for people in the workplace as well. A 2011 ruling by the U.S. Court of Appeals says employees can legally be fired for looking at pornography on an office computer.

I suppose the phrase “NSFW” exists for a reason.

 

Kim Kardashian Endorses Porn!

On this most recent episode of the reality show Kourtney and Kim take New York, Kim Kardashian’s lessor famous sister Kourtney reveals she caught her husband checking out lesbian porn and Kim Kardashian was quick to suggest to her sister that the best way to spice up their relationship was to buy a porn and watch it together.

Of course I’ve been saying this all along, but it’s nice to see people in mainstream finally admitting it too. 🙂

 

Google Me This … Facebook Me That

To a website owner there is nothing more valuable than that sweet ass search engine traffic.  It’s free and it is highly focused.  So if someone wants to find blue shoes with pink toe nails, they google that and find your site.  That is as specific as it gets.  If the site in question actually provides the end user with what they searched for then you can pretty much bet that traffic will convert at insane rates.

Website owners report that tube traffic converts for them at rates of 1:2500 to 1:30,000.  While search engine traffic converts to sales at rates as low as 1:25 and 1:300.  So what this means is, if a tube site sends you traffic you’ll make 1 sale for every 2500 to 30,000 people.  If a search engine sends you traffic you will make on average 1 sale for every 25 to 300 people.

So that is why so many people want that all to sexy search engine traffic.  So what is the most searched for word in the world?

According to an article posted on the site Factoidz [source], the most searched for word in the world isn’t sex related at all, like one might think.  Nope.  In fact it turns out the single most Google’d word is FACEBOOK!  2,060,000,000 a month, which works out to be about 25 billion times a year just in Google alone, people search the word Facebook.

Porn has a globally monthly search volume of 277,000,000, sex has a slightly higher search volume of 338,000,000 a month.  That means that each year on Google alone about 2.724.000.000 – that’s over 2 billion, almost 3 billion times a year someone search for the word porn and over 4 billion times a year (4,056,000,000) someone is out there searching for the word sex.