Just leaving Jerry’s Deli this morning on Topanga and Ventura and in walks Max Hardcore. Max sits down at a booth and orders an Ice Tea, two minutes later some hooker walks in looking like she’s prepared to a) start turning tricks on Sunset, b) get pissed on in a Max scene. The two sat and chatted, sipped tea out of the same glass, looked quite comfy together.

The point? For a guy under Federal Indictment, Max looks pretty calm, cool and collected. 

I waited another minute, to see if perhaps Roxy Jezel would be joining Max as well, she never came.

Best part, walking out of Jerry’s, I see Max’s yellow Corvette with ‘Team Max’ all over it! Someone better explain to Max that the little white boxes that go up and down parking lots are where you are suppose to park your vehicle, Max felt it proper to park his car in the middle of the road. While we’re at it, someone explain to Max that a womans Vagina is made for fucking, it’s not to be used as a toilet.  


SUMMER LUV WRITES: About a week ago, I remember seeing a post about Max and this morning, as I was getting dressed, I was thinking about my past in porn, and you know what…I don’t know if that post about Max came out of anger for something he did or what but, let me just say that Max puts on a good show for being “MaxHardCore” but he’s really not That Bad.  He’s just a normal guy, really….during scenes he’s able to switch in and out of character according to if the camera is rolling or not like we all do…He has a gorgeous mansion, that is clean and organized, and is a really nice person….While I stayed with him, he never once cheated on Catalina, everything was strictly business, he took me to two different countries, paid me well, and took good care of me.  He didnt get involved in my personal business, and generally I had some of the best times while working with Max and in contrast,  almost every other time that I worked with the regular porn film makers I had bad experienceswith them Id say the only other times I had a nice experience with a filmaker besides Max would be when I worked with Simon Wolf, but everyone else sucked.  So, you shouldnt just go off ranting about people because your mad at them, Obviously he’s a really great actor if you believe in his character that much, but honestly Max is  nice guy, geeze ….that post about him truly gave me a good laugh though, thanx!!  SuMmErLuV

Fayner Says: I had a ton to say about this, I really did, I swear I did, it was everything I’ve even wanted to do, but I’m sorta in shock after seeing that not only did Summer here say the words”in contrast” but she used it correctly.

Am I going crazy, or is it the world around me?


Fayner Posts: Say hello to a kindler, gentler Max Hardcore.

One spectator declared that Max seemed "dazed, teary eyed…sort of like the girls in his movies." Another threw tomatoes at the cowboy hat-wearin’ Hardcore as he wept silently at the burial site for his dear cat, Pee Breath, who took her own life following the beginning of what would very likely become the trial of century.

"I loved my cat, Pee Breath, very, very, very much," a tearful Hardcore said from the pet cemetary this morning. "She brightened my day, my crews’ day, every dirty little tramp’s day too who walked through the doors of Chateau Du Max. I remember once while I was urinating on some poor slut’s face, some had gotten on the ground and little Pee Breath came sliding across the floor and into the camera’s view and then went smashing into a stack of bottled water! It was priceless. Of course we had to take it out from final editing because Pee Breath is under age. The Feds would have a field day with that, wouldn’t they?"

But Pee Breath was a special cat, and I will miss her every day for the rest of my life."

Max then walked away teary eyed.


Fayner Posts: In what the Feds are calling "a devestating blow" to their case against sometime pornographer/ sometime just gross man, Max Hardcore, it has been revealed this morning that Max’s cat – the same cat Max is being charged with having her claws too long – has been found hanging from a rope in her family’s summer home outside of Tahoe. She was there preparing for the big court case against her and Max for her claws being too long.

A note lay beside the dead, swinging corpse on a nearby table stating she was "too weak, too prideful to go against my daddy Max in court…would never air out his dirty laundry…this is a better path for me."

Max could not be reached for comment.


Dear TMFR, and Luke Ford Staff,
First off we all know the only staff you have Taylor is Fayner and he probably doesn’t even give a shit about Max, but knows you will kick him out of your house if he doesn’t agree with you. So pretty much your are congratulating Max Hardcore for going to jail and that does not only weaken the whole porn industry but also shows the industry as a whole will not stand together to support anything. Not to mention isn’t that kind of biting the hand that feeds you…you gargled Max’s piss once or twice correct? You don’t seem to understand the freedom’s we are granted here in the states. If you think what Max does it perverted then don’t fucking watch it, There is no need to be a whiney little cunt and be all happy about him going to jail. You don’t seem to realize that this effects everyone in the industry. There is a little thing called freedom of speech at stake here and you know what without max hardcore you wouldn’t be anywhere or even have a well paying job. You would probably be living with some thug getting slapped for straying out of line. These girls know what they are getting themselves into, and if they don’t then they are too fucking retarded for not asking the right questions about the shoot, and not reading what ever they were sighing. You seem to lose sight of one very important thing here…when you start censoring one genera of movies that is only going to lead to more and more censoring until porn is as illegal as your precious drugs. Everything is ok…or nothing is ok to do in porn. You cannot have it both ways, get your head out of your ass. And stand up for your industry. ‘Cuz pretty soon you’ll be back to flipping burgers bitch…Peeter O’Tool…



Fayner Says: The key words here are freedom of speech. Here is a guy berating Taylor for an opinion she may or may not have, but at the same time is declaring that freedom of speech is at stake if we don’t support Max. Do we have the right to speak out or not? And for someone so hell-bent on protecting our first amendment rights, this guy sure is gettting all pissy ’cause what we have to say isn’t on par with what he thinks.

Looks like this freedom of speech crusader is against freedom of speech. Therefore, according to our records, the rest of what this guy has to say is pure rubbish.

And for the record, I happen to like Max as a person. What he does is in movies is another story, but I believe he has the right to do it and will keep silent on the subject because that is my right.


Fayner Posts: Max Hardcore was relieved this morning, as a judge ruled his obscenity charge was a "big fucking joke!" but instead of just letting the "pornographer" walk out of the courthouse, the Fed’s instead charged Hardcore with not having his cat declawed, which, under California Law 467-B states that a cat’s claw must be shorter than 3 inches. Max’s cat, Pee Breath, has, according to the Fed’s claim, "claw’s exceeding the State’s guidelines."

"Pee Breath means more to me than all the young girls I’ve made to look even younger!" Max yelled from the court’s stairs. "Fuck the damn law! My constitutional right as an American is to be able to have my cat’s claws as long as I wish as long as it remains an indoor cat!"

The Fed’s laughed at Max’s defense. "Are you kidding me? The man’s cat had claws 6 inches longer than allowed. The guy is going down! I can’t wait to see what they do to a cat abuser in prison! The guy is fucked."


We at Lukeford wish all the best to Max Hardcore, we hope he goes to jail, we hope he gets ass fucked on a daily basis and we hope he gets pissed on routinely.

Max is a degenerate and it’s pathetic sickos like him masquerading as ‘pornographers’ that get this industry in trouble. If you’ve watched a Max movie you see very quickly that the basis for his scenes are 20% sex and 80% degredation of women.

Max is a vile pig and an embarassment to this industry. Free speech is one thing, what Max does has nothing to do with free speech, what Max does is simply vile and deplorable and he ‘hides’ under the umbrella of free speech.

Shooting Courtney Cummz getting fucked in the ass by Tony T is one thing. That is porn.

Dressing a girl up in clothes and makeup to appear as though she’s 9 years old and then fucking her ass, choking her, spitting on her, pissing in her mouth, pissing in her ass and pissing in her pussy are completely different. That is not porn, that’s a sick twisted pervert! That’s Max.