Fayner Posts: Say hello to a kindler, gentler Max Hardcore.

One spectator declared that Max seemed "dazed, teary eyed…sort of like the girls in his movies." Another threw tomatoes at the cowboy hat-wearin’ Hardcore as he wept silently at the burial site for his dear cat, Pee Breath, who took her own life following the beginning of what would very likely become the trial of century.

"I loved my cat, Pee Breath, very, very, very much," a tearful Hardcore said from the pet cemetary this morning. "She brightened my day, my crews’ day, every dirty little tramp’s day too who walked through the doors of Chateau Du Max. I remember once while I was urinating on some poor slut’s face, some had gotten on the ground and little Pee Breath came sliding across the floor and into the camera’s view and then went smashing into a stack of bottled water! It was priceless. Of course we had to take it out from final editing because Pee Breath is under age. The Feds would have a field day with that, wouldn’t they?"

But Pee Breath was a special cat, and I will miss her every day for the rest of my life."

Max then walked away teary eyed.

Fayner Posts: In what the Feds are calling "a devestating blow" to their case against sometime pornographer/ sometime just gross man, Max Hardcore, it has been revealed this morning that Max’s cat – the same cat Max is being charged with having her claws too long – has been found hanging from a rope in her family’s summer home outside of Tahoe. She was there preparing for the big court case against her and Max for her claws being too long.

A note lay beside the dead, swinging corpse on a nearby table stating she was "too weak, too prideful to go against my daddy Max in court…would never air out his dirty laundry…this is a better path for me."

Max could not be reached for comment.

Fayner Posts: Max Hardcore was relieved this morning, as a judge ruled his obscenity charge was a "big fucking joke!" but instead of just letting the "pornographer" walk out of the courthouse, the Fed’s instead charged Hardcore with not having his cat declawed, which, under California Law 467-B states that a cat’s claw must be shorter than 3 inches. Max’s cat, Pee Breath, has, according to the Fed’s claim, "claw’s exceeding the State’s guidelines."

"Pee Breath means more to me than all the young girls I’ve made to look even younger!" Max yelled from the court’s stairs. "Fuck the damn law! My constitutional right as an American is to be able to have my cat’s claws as long as I wish as long as it remains an indoor cat!"

The Fed’s laughed at Max’s defense. "Are you kidding me? The man’s cat had claws 6 inches longer than allowed. The guy is going down! I can’t wait to see what they do to a cat abuser in prison! The guy is fucked."

We at Lukeford wish all the best to Max Hardcore, we hope he goes to jail, we hope he gets ass fucked on a daily basis and we hope he gets pissed on routinely.

Max is a degenerate and it’s pathetic sickos like him masquerading as ‘pornographers’ that get this industry in trouble. If you’ve watched a Max movie you see very quickly that the basis for his scenes are 20% sex and 80% degredation of women.

Max is a vile pig and an embarassment to this industry. Free speech is one thing, what Max does has nothing to do with free speech, what Max does is simply vile and deplorable and he ‘hides’ under the umbrella of free speech.

Shooting Courtney Cummz getting fucked in the ass by Tony T is one thing. That is porn.

Dressing a girl up in clothes and makeup to appear as though she’s 9 years old and then fucking her ass, choking her, spitting on her, pissing in her mouth, pissing in her ass and pissing in her pussy are completely different. That is not porn, that’s a sick twisted pervert! That’s Max.