PORNSTARS REACH MAINSTREAM FAME

While these adult-movie stars’ X-rated films may not be coming to a theater near you, the stars themselves are becoming household names. Book deals, feature film roles and reality shows have put these salacious stars on the Hollywood map and poised them for ample tabloid fodder.

Jenna Jameson may be the “Queen of Porn,” but it wasn’t until she got a mainstream break in Howard Stern’s “Private Parts” that audiences could admit they knew who she was. Jameson scored a six-figure book deal and even appeared on the red carpet for L.A.’s Fashion Week.

Traci Lords made more than 100 films before the age of 18 making her a screen queen for adult-film audiences. However, that minor detail that Lords was not of age while filming the X-rated movies prompted authorities to order the films taken off shelves. Lords changed her ways and appeared randomly in mainstream movies and TV shows, including “Serial Mom,” “Blade,” “Melrose Place” and “MacGyver.” She also penned an autobiography of her adult-film experiences, “Underneath It All.”

Mary Carey may be known for her busty blonde adult-film looks, but now she hopes to get noticed for her political views. Carey, who has appeared in numerous adult films and on Playboy TV, ran in the 2003 California recall election for governor. She placed 10th (out of 135 candidates). As a declared Republican, she hopes that her film career will help propagate her political career, according to an interview on the Fox News Channel in 2006.

The notorious “King of Porn,” Ron Jeremy has starred in more than 1,700 movies and directed more than 250. His familiarity of the business landed him a gig as a technical adviser on “Boogie Nights,” while his well-known average looks have cameoed in numerous TV shows and films. In addition, Jeremy’s role on VH1’s “The Surreal Life” has brought him into the homes of viewers of all ages.

Stormy Daniels won the award for best new starlet from Adult Video News in 2004. However, her adult-film career success hasn’t deterred her mainstream ambitions. Daniels has not only appeared in men’s magazines GQ and FHM, but she has also written for FHM. In addition to small stints in “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” and the FX show “Dirt,” Daniels even scored herself an invite to the 2007 Grammys.

Ginger Lynn’s prolific adult-film career in the 1980s made her one of the biggest names in X-rated films. However, in 1986, Lynn stopped working in adult films to begin a mainstream career and began using her full name: Ginger Lynn Allen. Although she managed to land some mainstream parts on TV and on the big screen, her relationship with actor Charlie Sheen garnered more Hollywood attention. More recently, Lynn appeared in “American Pie: Band Camp” in 2005, and since last year hit satellite airwaves as the host of Playboy Radio’s Sirius Radio Show.

Turkish-German actress Sibel Kekilli left a porn past behind when she starred in the critically acclaimed German film “Head On.” Although Kekilli won awards for her gritty role, German tabloids seemed more interested in Kekilli’s numerous adult films under the stage name Dilara. However, Kekilli will continue on a mainstream path and is set to portray a young Jewish woman on the way to an Aushwitz concentration camp in an upcoming film.

Adam Glasser goes by the pseudonym Seymour Butts for his X-rated films. He directs, produces and occasionally stars in his “gonzo” genre films (faux, reality-based films). However, in 2003, a Showtime series stuck Glasser at the center of his own reality show, “Family Business.” The show featured his mother and cousin who helped him run the family business. A 2001 obscenity-based court case fueled his free speech activism, and he used his Showtime fame to help further free speech causes.

Belladonna has appeared in more than 250 adult films, appearing often as a dominant lesbian. However, her fame has skyrocketed recently, in part due to some TV fame in the last few years. In addition to appearing on Adam Glasser’s “Family Business,” Belladonna was also the focus of a Diane Sawyer piece on ABC in 2003.

IT COULD GO SOMETHING LIKE THIS

Fayner Posts: George Bush ain’t bright. Dumb as fuck, if you think about it.

Mary Carey Ain’t bright. Dumb as fuck, if you think about it.

And what is a typical conversation between two people who are quite retarded? Let’s just see, okay?

BUSH  Was that true you’re hiding terrorists in your big head?

CAREY I don’t know. I am pretty dumb.

BUSH Me too.

CAREY  Wanna go play in my sandbox?

BUSH  Oh Yeah! I love playing in sandboxes. Let’s go!

CAREY  But don’t you have a planet to destroy?

BUSH  That can wait. Do you have any silly putty?

CAREY  Of course I do. I have Mr Potato Head too. You can skull-fuck him if you want to!

BUSH   Yeee Haw!!!

CAREY  I’m stupid.

IMAGINE MARY CAREY’S FACE ON THE $3 BILL

Hot Cash Causing A Sensation In Europe

from Ayinde O. Chase – All Headline News Staff Writer

London, England (AHN) – In what is turning out to be a hot commodity, fake porno European notes sold as a gimmick in Germany are being successfully passed off as real cash throughout the European Union.

The bills, in 300, 600 and 1,000-euro denominations have a ring of 12 hearts instead of the usual EU stars and feature scantily clad men and buxom nude women.

Further adding to the discrepancy on the counterfeit cash is of the word ‘Euro’ that is printed in the corner usually. The fake porn notes rather have the word ‘Eros’ – the Greek god of love embossed in the corner.

A spokesman for the Cologne police says, “You can tell straight away by looking at it that it’s fake.”

The spokesman continues, "There aren’t even any 600 euro notes anyway. But anyone trying to pass it off as real, even as a joke, faces prosecution."

MARY CAREY AT IT AGAIN

Porn Star at the White House

from AlterNet.com
by Evan Derkacz

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Republican and Fox pundit.

Not sure how the family values crowd squares this stuff with their support for the Republican party but I suspect it’s easily massaged away with little media attention and some boys club guffaws when absolutely necessary.

SpinDentist writes: "George Bush will be celebrating… ‘Take a Prostitute to Dinner Day.’ The prostitute with be 2005 California Businesswoman of the Year, [and porn star and Republican] Mary Carey:

"I’m always excited to learn more about what’s going on in our nation’s capital, since most people in the porn industry think an Iraqi pullout is a form of safe sex," quipped Carey. "Since I’m seriously considering running for governor of California again, I’m going to need a lot of support from Republican lawmakers nationwide – however I can get it."

"I’m really excited to be going back to Washington D.C. to see the president again," said Carey. "Everyone thinks that politicians are stuffy, but we all had a great time last year, and I had fun signing a lot of autographs. Wait till they see that I have lost 20 pounds since the last time they saw me. Watch out Mr.

THIS IS WHY IO LOVE XPT!!

TMFR Posts:

I really do love the XPT boards cuz they’re funny as shit!
I don’t like the fact that you can create 20 fake names and have conversations with yourself, because people use my name there all the time. Plus people hate on me, oh well!

BUT, this thread about Tawny and Mary Carey cracks me up!

As seen on lukeisback, I wish he had more. God do they look torn up, its actually sad because in her early days tawny was quite stroke worthy despite her poor posture (i judge porn girls on posture now, jesus, i need to quit the board and join gen changing bed pans and feeding soft foods to the elderly cancer patients)

Disturbing, theres very little in this picture (apart from the obvious) yet theres still so many things wrong with it, starting with what looks like a skin bra near mary careys tit to what seems to be a cross between depressed and cautious look on tawny roberts face, but the thing thats most disturbing is how dark the bath water is, i know mary urinates on her mans clothes as a sign of affection it looks like she takes dumps in the bath with her woman to do the same, she has the same capabilities to share emotions as all zoo animals with disposable thumbs.

Shes just nasty. Remember when she was considered the hottest thing in porn during the brief window of insanity period.

If you could have a top 10 google search of males aged between 18-35 minds this would probably rank around 8.

Forget the fact that mary carey looks 50 in this picture and focus in on tawny’s bright eye burning shine, when i first saw this picture i had an instant flash back to die hard two, a movie i haven’t seen since at least 95 but the scene where the terrorists shut off the lights on the tar mack forcing the plane to crash and how helpful tawnys passed out, lifeless body would’ve been at that moment, he wouldn’t even need to wake her up, he could just wheel her out and lay her across the tarmac saving thousands of extras lives, who knows monster could’ve been on one of the planes.

Dear lord, im sensing a theme, booze, the color pink and attempting to look like tara reid.

Its just painful to look at, dating mary carey is the porn stars version of an e true hollywood story, its rock bottom. Tawnys fucked up her face, theres no reason for anyone under 30 to get botox, and her teeth and lips are absurd.

Taken moments before a stomach pump im sure. how didn’t this relationship last?.

DOES EVERYONE SHRIEK WHEN THEY SEE PAMELA PEAKS?

WE GOT NO PROBLEM WITH PAMELA PEAKS. SHE’S PROBABLY A SWEET CHICK UNDER THAT OGRE MASK. ALL WE KNOW IS WE ARE SCARED. SO SCARED WE ARE THAT IN ORDER TO RID OUR MINDS OF HER WE’RE IMAGINING HAVING SEX WITH OUR MOTHERS. FUNNY TOO IS THERE WAS SOMETHING IN THE LA WEEKLY ESCORT PAGES ABOUT HER BEING A PAMELA ANDERSON LOOK-A-LIKE. WE THINK IT’S MORE LIKE A MORPHING BETWEEN MARY CAREY AND HOUSTON