Avatar Porn Parody

September: Hustler’s XXX Rated 3D ‘Avatar’ Parody Most Expensive Film In Company’s History


Los Angeles, CA, United States from www.allheadlinenews.com – – Porn giant Hustler’s parody of ‘Avatar’ in 3D is poised to be the company’s highest-budget production to date. Although parody’s and remakes are not new for the box office juggernaut the porn version is the first to do so in 3D.

However fans of the original may remember the Na’vi didn’t have sexual organs like their human counterparts, well it’s safe to say Hustler has employed a little artistic license to get the point across of the characters engaging in carnal activities.

It would be a safe bet though that a lot of adult actors will be donning blue paint and doing their best to emulate alien guttural sounds.

The film, titled “This Ain’t Avatar XXX”, has just wrapped production will be available in September. It is being tauted as the most anticipated upcoming film in Hustler’s “This Aint’” parody series.

What James Cameron did to revolutionize the cinematic experience Hustler, if they maximize the technology available, could achieve a similar impressive film and raise the bar in the adult entertainment industry.

Hustler announces 2010 AEE Booth Babes

Today via Twitter Hustler announced that for the 2010 Adult Entertainment Expo they will have Jenny Hendrix (@jennyhendrix),  Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann), Kagney Linn Karter (@Kagneytweets), Missy Stone (@MissyStoneXXX), Nicole Ray (@NicoleRayxxx) and Audrey Bitoni (@AudreyBitoni) signing at their booth.  Although the show isn’t until January, it is nice to know who we can expect to see there, when the time does come.

Hustler - AEE 2010

AEE 2010 quickly approaches, Hustler Video has secured a lineup of the hottest girls in the adult business today to sign at their booth! For your viewing pleasure will be Lisa Ann, Sunset Thomas, Kagney Linn Karter, Missy Stone, Jenny Hendrix, Nicole Ray and Audrey Bitoni.

“We are really pleased with the girls we have at the booth this year,” says Creative Director Drew Rosenfeld. “We recently added Jenny Hendrix to the roster. She stars in our latest parody, This Ain’t Beverly Hills 90210 XXX. She delivers a standout performance, not to mention she is incredibly hot!”

Hustler Video has had an exceptional year with the release of their parodies. Topping the charts and gaining great reviews are titles like This Ain’t Star Trek XXX and This Ain’t Happy Days XXX–Fonzie Luvs Pinky, which features little hottie Nicole Ray! Hustler Video made big headlines with their political parodies as well. Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? topped the charts and received massive press from both adult and mainstream media outlets. Starring mega-MILF Lisa Ann, WNP continues to be a top seller, as does the latest Lisa Ann project, You’re Nailin’ Palin! “Lisa Ann has NAILED it,” says David Diamond, National Sales Manager at Hustler Video. “I can barely keep these titles in stock. Everyone wants to see Palin do her thing and as nasty as possible!

Along with their string of parody hits, Hustler Video also teamed up with X-Play to put out top sellers like Not Married With Children XXX, starring Kagney Linn Karter.

Returning for a second year is porn legend Sunset Thomas. LFP Distribution released her fan favorite, Into the Sunset, last year. “Sunset is always welcome at our booth,” says Rosenfeld. “She’s like a magnet. The crowds go nuts for her.”

Hustler Video has recently released reality-based porn titles such as Scary Big Dicks, starring Missy Stone, and Hometown Girls, as well as revamping the tried-and-true with the release of Busty Beauties A-List, starring Audrey Bitoni.

Drew Rosenfeld went on to say, “Each one of these girls is absolutely gorgeous and has worked on multiple Hustler projects. We anticipate lines out the door for their autographs, so get to our booth early!”

Meet Lisa Ann, Sunset Thomas, Kagney, Missy, Jenny, Nicole and Audrey at the Hustler Booth at the AEE show January 7th through the 11th at the Sands Expo Center in Las Vegas!

Not Married With Children XXX is #1 DVD

AVN Magazine Names Not Married with Children XXX the #1 Selling DVD in America

Hollywood, CA) Not Married with Children XXX received a coronation of sorts when it was named the #1 selling DVD in America according to AVN Magazine’s retail buzz chart.  The fast-paced sex comedy starring Kagney Linn Karter and directed by Will Ryder has been an instant success at retail outlets throughout the country easily outselling the competition in the first few weeks of release and showing no signs of slowing down.
 
“Hitting number one is a very important milestone and reaching the top spot on the AVN sales chart is an important moment for us as producers,” stated Jeff Mullen of X-Play which distributed the hilarious movie with LFP Video.  “We’ve hit number one before but this one is really rewarding.”
 
Kagney, the beautiful blond starlet that plays a sexually charged Kelly Bundy was pleased to learn the big news.  “I’m really excited to hear that we’re at the top of the AVN charts,” stated Kagney.  “I just knew when we were shooting this movie that it was something special and to see it become such a big hit with the fans so quickly is great. We’re number one, we’re number one,” she jokingly chanted as if at a Not Monday Night XXX football game. 
 
The X-rated version reads like a lost episode of the TV series as Al fears his job is in jeopardy when a hotshot shoe salesman outsells him so he enlists the help of his daughter Kelly in a sexually explicit blackmail scheme to get the guy fired.  Gorgeous boobs, booty and snatch abound in the Bundy household as Peg, Kelly, Al, Bud and whacky neighbors Marcie & Steve can’t stop doing it in this hilarious spoof of the classic TV show.
 
Xcritic.com’s Don Houston praised the movie in his review giving it the coveted XCritic Pick designation.  He writes, “There has been nothing released in the last year from competitors that beat this one.”  Houston said.  The opinionated writer continued his praise stating, “I hope several sequels are made as this one was as strong as Not the Cosbys XXX the only real competition it should have when the awards are being passed out.”
 
Although Not Married with Children XXX had already hit #1 on a number of other sales charts including Adult DVD Empire last week, the official stamp from AVN is something that porn producers have regularly sought.    
 
“It’s always great to be number one and to have AVN put you on top of their charts is something that we are pleased to see.  We knew this was a best comedy contender but to have the fans agree and pick it off store shelves is really the opinion that we value the most.  The customer is always right,” Mullen said.
 
Retail stores are encouraged to stock their shelves with movies that customers actually want to see and parody movies of popular television shows are all the rage and X-Play comedies are leading the way. 
 
X-Play seems to be the adult industry leader when it comes to sitcums and funny movies and have a number of DVDs that are currently hitting the funny bone of America including Not the Cosbys XXX, Not Three’s Company XXX and for sports fans the just released Not Monday Night Football XXX with Howard Cosell and the upcoming original feature comedy Flight Attendants which is the biggest movie Will Ryder has ever directed.
 
“Holy hell wait until you see Flight Attendants.  You ain’t seen nothing yet,” Ryder exclaimed. 

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DESCRIPTION: Al Fears his job is in jeopardy so Kelly gets involved in a sexually explicit blackmail scheme to get his co worker fired. Gorgeous tits, ass and pussy abound in the Bundy household as Peg, Kelly, Al,bud, Marcie & Steve can’t Stop fucking in this dirty spoof of the classic TV show. Starring Kagney Linn Karter, Brittany O’Connell, India Summer, Madison Scott, Brooke Belle, Emy Reyes, Allyssa Hall, Kora Cummings, Peyton Leigh, Kimber James, Eric Swiss, and Dane Cross.

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DESCRIPTION: When Jack loses his restaurant job the gang can’t afford rent so Chrissy picks up a night job leading Janet, Jack & the Ropers to think she’s become a hooker. Crazy hilarious and dirty situations result in non stop sucking and fucking as gorgeous tits, ass and pussy abound in this hardcore spoof of the classic ’70s TV show. Starring Brynn Tyler, Penny Flame, Nina Hartley, Jenny Hendrix, Madison Scott, Sienna West, Allyssa Hall, Roxy Jezel, Van Damage, Tommy Gunn, and Ron Jeremy.

Problems on the set of a Hustler movie

I got an interesting little email today from one of the female performers hired recently for making a movie for Hustler.  I thought Hustler said they were not going to make movies anymore?  Anyway here is the email I got.  Don’t know how much of it is true, but girls, you may want to think twice before accepting a gig for Hustler if it is.

A couple weeks ago I was talent on a Hustler set, and I was sooooo happy because its always been a dream to be a Hustler girl. Well, OMG I was so appalled at the way we were treated. We were shooting some Internet scenes for Ric Davis at there studio, and it’s already kinda embarrassing because there’s a bunch of office people walking around and shit, and then these guys who look n act like total gangbangers from the warehouse ask us to sign a bunch of DVD’s (LOL which I’m sure they sell on eBay for lots of $$$ behind the companys back). Then the shower is all wide open and there’s like no privacy. I mean, I get paid to have sex, I get it, but is it too much to ask to take a shower in private after my scene??? Then, like, we’re already running super late and the director is trying to work and this Hustler “executive” Jennifer some white trash chick covered in jail tats keeps throwing her weight around like she’s tight with Larry Flint’s wife (LOL yea right), and wasting everybody’s time, all while (check this out) she’s cutting the receptionist’s hair LOL (while nobody’s covering for her at the reception so my driver comes to get me and can’t get in and he’s sitting outside in 100 degree weather). And her lez “wife” is hanging on set and she doesn’t even work for the company and they’re being so fucking annoying….just so disappointing to see a company like Hustler represented by trashy unprofessional people. Guess the recession has bit them in the ass and they gotta hire ex-cons.

The Lindsay Lohan Porno

Hustler has put out a Lindsey Lohan porno spoof of her life. I swear I thought Hustler said they were going to stop making movies like a year ago, guess I was wrong. Anyway, I found the trailer for the movie on YouTube. Sam the lesbian lover looks exactly like the real life version but Lindsay not so much. The only thing they have in common is that they both have red hair. Same with the Paris Hilton look alike who well the only thing that bitch has in common with Paris Hilton is they both have fake ass blonde hair. As far as the overall movie goes, I’ll let you make your own judgments.

Not the Cosbys XXX Movie Trailer

There are a lot of porno spoof out there right now, to fucking many if you ask me but Hustler may have hit gold with their newest, Not The Cosby Show XXX.  Here is the trailer for the movie, I just found on YouTube. The movie isn’t out yet, should hit the stores in early June but when it is out, the movie will star Misty Stone, Monica Foster, Melody Nakai, Nina Devon, Cassidy Clay, Jenny Hendrix, Sarah Vandella, Tori Black, Lana Violet, Jaelyn Fox, Tyler Knight, Tee Reel, Danny Mountain, Scott Lyons, Dick James, Jay Ashley and Thomas Ward as Cliff.


Seth Rogan in Hustler’s Barely Legal?

On Friday Seth Rogan was doing an interview on E! new doing this interview promoting the voice over work he did for his new animated movie Monsters vs Aliens but most recently he was in the news for his role in Zack and Miri Make a Porno.  However when the subject turned to his Playboy cover and how it was unique to have a male on the cover of the magazine.  He said he was honored but he also wishes he could appear on the cover of Barely Legal.


Seth Rogan

Although he was probably joking at the time he said it, maybe someone from Hustler should give him a call.  Here is the April 2009 cover for the mag which features some chick named Trisha.


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By the way during this same interview on E! Seth Rogan also revealed he is *NOT* on Twitter and the person on there pretending to be him, who although is doing a good job impersonating him, is not him.  He is a fraud.

Larry Flynt’s Hooker Booker

Apparently I have missed one of the great jobs of our industry in my recent article.  In a story published at Adult FYI, a former Hustler employee describes the details of her job which include the scheduling of hookers for her former boss Larry Flynt, who is now suing him for having to listen to him get sexually gratified over and over and over again by said hookers.  Apparently another part of her duties including keeping the old wifey occupied while he got his rocks off with his prostitutes in his office.  The wife as it turns out also works in the Hustler offices.  The hooker booker, for lack of a better term, was to keep the wife away from her husband “at all costs” during the times he was getting busy in his office with the whores.  It is not stated how much a hooker booker working for Larry Flynt would make but one can only assume she would have to be compensated well to avoid the risk of a sexual harassment lawsuit.  Ooops!  To late for that.


Larry Flynt with Daisey Marie and Riley Evans from a Party in December of 2008

This is a photo of Larry Flynt with Daisey Marie and Riley Evans from a Party for Hustler that took place in December of 2008 Photos Source: AVN

FULL STORY FROM ADULTFYI : A former Hustler employee who sued publisher Larry Flynt claiming her work was disrupted by hearing him having sex with prostitutes will have to have her case decided by binding arbitration, a judge ruled.


Cheryl Oldham sued Flynt for sexual and age harassment.


In issuing her ruling Thursday, Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Judith C. Chirlin followed an order handed down by a three-justice panel of the 2nd District Court of Appeal on Sept. 18.


The appellate court reversed rulings by Chirlin in November 2006 and January 2007 that said Oldham’s lawsuit could go forward without arbitration. Chirlin had found that Oldham was not bound by an arbitration agreement in her employee handbook because it was unfairly weighted toward Flynt.


Flynt’s lawyers then appealed and won.


Chirlin told lawyers on both sides to choose an arbitrator by March 20 and then notify her of their selection. She set a post-arbitration status conference for Oct. 2.


Oldham began working for Flynt in 1999. Her lawsuit states that she had a prestigious job supporting high-ranking Flynt corporate executives.


“The acknowledgment (Oldham) signed after receiving the 1999 employee handbook made it clear that waiver of arbitration required the consent of (Oldham) and (Flynt),” Justice Frank Y. Jackson wrote in authoring the 10- page, unanimous decision.


In her lawsuit, Oldham alleges she was retaliated against for helping another female employee in a similar claim against Flynt. Oldham maintains that when Flynt found out she was helping the other employee, he called her into his office and asked her to testify that he did not harass anyone and that she never heard sex noises from his office, but she refused.


Later, Oldham was summoned into another meeting with Flynt, where she alleges she was told, “you’re overweight, unattractive, over 50 and probably unable to find another job. So, why would you do this to me?”


According to her lawsuit, Flynt was called to testify at an arbitration hearing in the other woman’s case, where he allegedly said, “I can’t stand the sight of Cher (Oldham), and I wanted to fire her. But I was advised I couldn’t fire her.”


Oldham’s decision to help the other woman caused her to be demoted to the position of receptionist at his video company to perform menial tasks, such as labeling envelopes, according to her court papers.


Shortly after Oldham was hired, Flynt’s assistant at the time told her that their boss often had prostitutes in his office and that his wife worked in the same building, the lawsuit states.


Oldham claims the assistant told her that if Flynt’s wife ever attempted to get into her husband’s office while he was with a prostitute, she should “divert and distract Mrs. Flynt at all costs until Flynt could get the prostitutes out of the building.


The prostitutes “made loud, obnoxious and repeated noises of sexual gratification that disrupted the office and (Oldham’s) ability to perform the essential functions of her job,” her lawsuit alleges.


When Oldham took her complaints to Flynt’s human resources department, the director told her, “I don’t want to know anything. I don’t want to hear it. I know nothing,” according to the lawsuit.


When Flynt’s assistant was on vacation, Oldham had to handle all of his telephone calls and appointments, including the scheduling of appointments with prostitutes, the suit alleges.


Oldham’s experiences working for Flynt left her “sick, sore, lame and disabled,” according to her lawsuit. CNS-01-23-2009 12:13