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CASSIDEY PARTS WAYS WITH VIVID VIDEO

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Fayner Posts: Not sure if this news has already been reported ’cause I’m too lazy to check.

Although I had heard some rumblings about Vivid maybe not wanting to resign Cassidey, I’m told she left on her own accord.

But don’t go thinking your cock will never get hard again. The girl has some things in store for all of us.

And unless it was just drunk talk, I’m on board to write the script for an awesome movie she wants to make. Knowing my luck though, Dcypher the brilliant writer of scripts has probably already stolen the job from me.

Might be better that way since when Cassidey and I get together I always get the urge to have her piss on me and since there is no waterproof paper I fear all my work will be ruined.

Also, Vivid settled out of court in the custody battle for Cassidey’s fake left eye, which Vivid paid for.

CASSIDY PUNKS DAVE

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Cassidy iz hot!!!Cassidy writes: I was watching Beerfest and making tacos on a Sunday night, a little high, which is not far from the norm for me, when I heard a knock on the door.

Knock knock…

Who could it be but my two good friends DCypher and Jessica Jaymes showing up at my house. Turns out they had been at [A HOT BLONDE PORN STAR’S] babyshower up in Hollywood and decided to swing by when they heard I was cooking dinner for all the homies.

The last time I had seen [A HOT BLONDE PORN STAR] she was running amuck with me out in Vegas during the AVN convention. Hmmmm. Wait, I thought outloud, wasn’t that like 7 months ago? My head was spinning. Cuz me and my friend, Dave Navarro, may or may not have played slap the pickle with [A HOT BLONDE PORN STAR] during that time. I was trying to think clearly back to those crazy January nights.

My homies were like, no, there is no way that he is the father. [A HOT BLONDE PORN STAR] is like 8 months preggers by now. The dates just don’t match up. Then we got to talking some shit and the idea came up to text Dave and try to trip him out with the story, you know, make him think maybe he was the baby Daddy… hee hee hee. Bet you didn’t know I could be devious huh?

So I pull out the Helio and text Mr. Navarro and I proceed to write sumthing like hey u knocked [A HOT BLONDE PORN STAR] and she is telling everyone that it’s yo baby.

Didn’t even phase him. The convo went into another direction cuz I asked him where the heck he has been lately and we got off on a rant. So not to much att. brought to the comment I had first left. So I sign off and finish watching my movie and sometime after that I guess he hit up Jessica and was like OMG did I do that!!!! Hahahaha. I guess my joke had finally settled in. Suckapunch! Whammy!

I did not know anything until the next day when he hit me up and was like u suck that was funny tho…Thank God Dave is so cool and such a good sport.

That was some funny shit. l8rz…

CASSIDEY’S FAKE LEFT EYE SCORES BIG

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Fayner Posts: This is a funny, funny story.

You see, last night Vivid Star Cassidey was participating with her Bowling team THE PORN PALS, in a heated Finals match against the best team in town, THE HOLY ROLLERS. It was God against Gush, the Lord vs. Lube so to speak.

The match came down to to the very end, after one of the HOLY ROLLERS missed an easy 2-10 split. I mean, Jesus! How easy is that?!

So it was down to Cassidey to pull in the victory for her team. The look in her eyes, er, eye, showed this girl meant business.

Serious business.

Problem was, though, that Cassidey had been up all night fisting sluts and her fingers became a bit swollen.

So swollen, they were, that when Cassidey tried releasing the bowling ball at the line to send it on its way to knocking down all the pins, the ball remained attached to her hand.

Always the bright young gal, Cassidey knew what she had to do to seal the victory.

With her other hand, Cassidey scooped out her fake left eye and hurled it towards the white pins at the end of the lane.

She knocked every last pin down.

Her eye, it seems, is still being looked for within the machine’s inner workings.

“That’s alright!” Cassidey yelled. “Now I got another hole for chicks to fuck!”

And then off she went.

CASSIDEY DRAMA

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She blogs..

Well after a rough night of parting I was suposed to go to Kansas City but I was salty about the night before so I got a call from a very good friend of mine saying u need a break from ur crazy life so fly to Vegas mama and we will take care of u. Don’t worry people at least I have enough respect for my company than to just flake I did call the guy throughing the party and siad I was not gonna make it. Well then I called the boy who was sleeping cause he had worked the night before till 10am and said hey u may get an early B-Day present I am coming to Vegas earlier than expected. So I hopped on the plane and proceeded to head to Vegas as I was on a lay over in THE WINDY CITY and called the boy and said did u get my message and he was a bit salty that I would be flying in to see my friends and not him for his B-day as I explained I needed a break from work and I had cancled my appearence in KC. So Pin and Adam picked me up from the airport and let me just say I was a bit tipsy and on a 10. I had in hand my bag and my RED Blankey… I get in the car and I am trying to explain to my friends that I was safe and in thier car and I was not so sure what was gonna happen and that I would call them back. Phone was dying so I had to figure out the plan quickly my girl Sandra D calls and say hold on BOBERT I will call u right back to late phone has died fucking hell!!!! Well this is where my boys say ur coming with us to AZ for PINS B-Day… Now here I am on my way for nice break from reality gonna spend a few days away from my laptop and my phone out of touch from all the DRAMA.. NICE!!! On the morning of Pins B-Day I decide there must me one more girl add in on this shit and I had him text a few friends of mine and fly one out so now the after a few gin and tonics the games begin I belive the rest must be explained by a 3rd party prospective cause I can not be to sure what happend but a 24hr drink off and I lost for sure I def tapped out a few times but not before pissing the bed never been so tossed in my life swear that shit is crazy!!!! I mean everyone has that dream when they are a child that the get up and go to the restroom and they actually lift the tolite set but not twice in 24hrs LOL but anyways after a long recovery we drive back to LV and I am in a good place… Not sure what I am about to do Fly back home and face the music or just stay MIA but not without trying to get a phone charger and get online and deal with everyones yelling!!!! Okay I know I may have scared some people but at least I called and responsibly said I was not showing up in KC but is it absolutly ness. that everyone must know where I am at all fucking time. GOLLY!!!! PEEPS I AM ONLY HUMAN AND NO ONE PERSON CAN SAY THAT THEY HAVE NOT FLAKED ON WORK IF THEY DO THEN THEY ARE FUCKING SAINTS BUT AT LEAST I MADE A PHONE CALL SO ITS NOT EXCATLY LIKE I FLAKED SO OKAY!!!!! Well now I am back home and I have not yet gone to my house to get all my shit sit. and I am leaving my phone off for a hot min I need to get my head clear sober up a bit and spend sometime with family for the weekend!!! I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAT WEEKEND AND ROCK OUT WITH UR MF-ING COCKS OUT FOR ME PLEASE I WILL CHECK IN MAYBE MID WEEK!!!!