NATE JOINS MYSPACE.COM!!!!

 

I’M A LITTLE KID STUCK IN A BUBBLE!!!!

 

 

TMFR WRITES:

Nathan Hall/Winston Burbank a.k.a stoner on myspace.com!!!

Came into my room last night and asked if I can take a picture for him for myspace.com!!!

TR: Doing what?

WB: Smokin herb!!!

TR: You don’t have a pic of yourself smokin herb already????

WB: NO!!!!

TR: If your such a stoner you would already have pictures of you smokin herb!!!

WB: Seriously, do you have a bowl and a camera???

TR: You want me to pack you a bowl, take a picture, find my usb to download the picture, and find the battery charger????

WB: Is it that complicated!

TR: YUP!!! I’M A STONER!!! With a puppy that acts like a ferret!!! She jacks everything and brings it to her kennel!!!

WB: Did you check the kennel???

TR: DUH! I’M SO NOT DOING THIS RIGHT NOW!!! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!!

P.S. Someone the next day took pics of him on set gettin high!!! I found a disc of like 25 pics of just him smokin herb!!!! I have the real exclusive pics of nate dawg!!!! THAT’S A HOLLER!!!

TMFR

OWNER, WRITER, AND EDITOR

JAY ASHLEY LOOK ALIKE!!!!

“DOESNT THAT LOOK LIKE JAY ASHLEY IN THE MESH TOP?”

Columbia Pictures

TMFR WRITES:

Was watching 50 first dates with Drew Barrymore, Rob Schneider, Adam Sandler, Dan Ackroyd, and Sean Astin!!! I was thinking that Drew Barrymore’s brother(sean astin) sounds, looks, and acts like Jay Ashley!!!!

Scott and I looked it up to see if it was REALLY JAY ASHLEY or an actor that is playing his part and look??? We were wrong there was an actor that played Jay Ashley!!!! The look, the lisp, the steriods and the wet dreams!!!!!

I wonder if someone knew Jay Ashley and asked his permission to use his lisp and his look???

Or if they jacked his look and lisp from watching his Gay Porn????

If anyone know’s you can reach me on my cell or e-mail me @ taylorrain@lukeford.com 

P.S. Scott Fayner and Keith O’ Connor had nothing to do with this story!!! It was all ME!!!

TMFR

OWNER, WRITER, AND EDITOR

WHAT, NO LOVE FOR METRO?

Fayner Posts: I just got the new HUSTLER magazine in the mail, it’s the next best thing after Penny Saver if you ask me, being that I’m a Jew and all and am as cheap as Winston Burbank.

Skipped through the issue, found naked girls staring back at me and that made me super happy.

But when I got to the review section, I noticed something very very wrong.

I mean right.

I mean right on.

Out of the eight total reviews in the June 2006 issue, all but one receive "fully erect" reviews.

Hustler, Vivid, Elegant Angel, Wicked and Collossal Entertainment all get perfect nods for their movies this month.

I guess if it wasn’t for the selection by Metro the whole review section would have perfect attendance, probably the first time ever in the magazine’s 30 year history.

Shame on you Metro for not being as good as everyone else. You’re going to bed without any dessert.

ALL ANAL LOVE IN BACKDOOR DESIRES

Your Daughter Has A Dirty Little Secret …

TORRID ENTERTAINMENTS BACKDOOR DESIRES

Backdoor Desires from Torrid Entertainment

MARCH 23, 2006 – Porn Valley, California

Torrid Entertainment and Director Jade Marcela present Backdoor Desires… There was a time when a woman’s backdoor was sacred and pure, and an overprotective father didn’t have to sit home worrying that his little darling was getting her pooper plunged with seedy cock from all angles in the backseat of some scumbag’s Chevy. Unfortunately for him – BUT lucky for us – the day has finally come when young women everywhere are wielding their backdoors for sexual experimentation to the fullest extent of the law.

This is a good day.

Well, not for the overprotective father, but for the rest of us who enjoy backdoor shenanigans.

Director Jade Marcela and videographer/husband Vincent Voss brings us some of today’s mightiest ass-fuckers in the new Backdoor Desires outing: Lauren Phoenix, Roxy Jezel, Katja Kassin, Brooke Haven, Holly Wellin and Sintia Stone; all dirty to the max, all eager to spread their elastic poop-chutes and all out whores!

It’s everything their father was scared of, everything the rest of us have been dreaming of since we were old enough to dream.

And now when we close our eyes, it’s Torrid’s Backdoor Desires we see.

You gotta love today’s slut…Desire to be anally abused…Desire to be shit-pipe sodomized….Desire to be butt-blasted.

This is a good day indeed.

Backdoor Desires is filled with bonus features such as Behind The Scenes, Interviews, Photo Gallery, Trailers and Web Access.

Get this fasy paced, action packed release now! Backdoor Desires streets March 29th. To order, contact Anthony Simone at 818-577-4575, ext. 400, or via email at anthony@defiancefilms.com.

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For questions about Defiance or Torrid product, for interviews with performers or directors, for screeners please contact Scott Fayner at 323.397.2890 or faynerpornbiz@hotmail.com

For more information about Torrid Entertainment and Defiance Films or information about being in a Defiance Films movie contact Keith O’Connor at 818-577-4575, ext. 402, or via email at keith@defiancefilms.com.

Be sure to visit our website at www.defiancefilms.com foror the latest information on upcoming releases and to check out the high definition trailers, along with an added bonus feature of clicking on any performers name to download their photo. 2257 compliance information for every title released by Defiance Films is also readily available for immediate download.

Defiance Films delivers the most Socially Unacceptable Behavior in every hardcore, explosive scene produced.

For images and video clips from Backdoor Desires, see the exclusive content at www.clubhardcore.tv and www.clubtaylorrain.com.

MYSPACE CRACKDOWN?

Connecticut Asks MySpace to Provide Blocking Software
Site Needs to be Safer for Kids, State Argues

Connecticut Attorney General Richard Blumenthal has sent MySpace.com a letter asking the company to provide parents with software to block the web site, ban kids under 16, institute new measures against pornography and take other steps to protect children from sexual predators and inappropriate material.

The letter follows discussions between Blumenthal’s office and top MySpace.com executives, including a February meeting with MySpace co-founder/CEO Chris DeWolfe and company lawyers.

"While our discussions have been encouraging, I ask MySpace to take specific practical steps to address immediately the most critical concerns identified by my office," Blumenthal said in his letter. "These measures are technologically feasible, as well as consistent with your stated terms of service and your own explicit goal of prohibiting nudity and other offensive or inappropriate material from your website.

"This site now exposes young people to a perilous cyber environment with people posting sexually explicit materials and looking for sexual relationships. In fact, children can still view pornographic images, links to X-rated web sites, ‘clubs’ involving adults seeking sexual encounters and webcam sex for sale offers. I ask you to adopt my proposed steps immediately even as you develop new technology offering better protection," Blumenthal wrote.

Blumenthal asked the company to:

• Provide parents with free software allowing them to block access to MySpace from their home computers.

• Raise the minimum age for a MySpace profile from 14 to 16. If the company wants to continue serving that age group, it should create a separate and distinct site for 14- and 15-year-olds.

• Require users to log in and verify their age before viewing profiles. Once logged in, only users 18 or older would be allowed to view adult material.

• Make technical changes preventing 14- and 15-year-olds from making their profiles "public" and requiring parental consent for anyone 16 or older to view them.

• Add staff and technology to filter out and remove pornography and prohibited content. Also, prohibit people seeking casual sexual encounters from communicating with minors, remove explicit references to "swingers," and fully disclose that parts of the site contain adult material.

• Banish permanently users who repeatedly post so-called "deep links" to pornography or other prohibited content.

• Hire an aggressive watchdog independent of the corporate hierarchy that reports directly to the board of directors about inappropriate material, sexual predators or other problems on the site.

PINK POLE DANCE

Pink Gives Motocross Hubby A ‘Surprise Lapdance’

Matthew Borghese – All Headline News Staff Writer

London, England (BANG) – Pink is set to surprise her husband with an X-rated pole-dance when she performs in London.

The singer has reportedly asked that a 12ft pole is installed in her dressing room – because she wants to give hubby Carey Hart a sexy pre-show treat.

The star – who has allegedly been taking lessons for her erotic show – has also flown in four lapdancers from top Los Angeles club, The Body Shop.

An insider told Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper: “Pink wants a party all of her own before the show for her fans begins.”

“Pink plans to have a lot of fun with the lapdancers both on stage and off. By the end of the night Carey will think all his Christmases have come at once.”

Pink, real name Alecia Moore, recently claimed she would never divorce Hart – because they don’t spend enough time together to argue.

The star, who tied the knot with the with motocross racer in January, is confident the pair will remain together because, unlike other couples who get sick of each other, they are apart a lot which keeps their romance fresh.

She explained: “We’re never together long enough to fight.”

EVA & JENAVEVE DANCE TOGETHER

Eva Angelina & Jeneveve Jolie feature tonight in City of Industry WOODLAND HILLS, Calif.

Ever so often 2 Latin Beauty adult film stars decide to team up to give there fans some extra Latin Spice… This weekend it happens again Jenaveve Jolie & Eva Angelina make there feature dancing duo debut. They will be performing at the Spearmint Rhino in City of Industry Ca. for First of many tour dates in there duo Feature Dancing Career. “We can’t wait to give our fans a dose of our wild and crazy shows… We have lived together & have done scenes together what else was there left to do then dance together. We are both so excited to be working together and meet all our great fans.”

Before the show, Jennaveve & Eva will be greeting her fans, and will be available for lap dances, autographs and polaroids after the show. They will also have her latest adult film titles, web site memberships and personalized 8×10’s for purchase.

The Spearmint Rhino is located at 15411 East Valley Boulevard., City Of Industry, CA. 91746 or call (626) 336-6892 Showtimes with Friday Matinée Thursday: 10 pm & 12 am Friday: 2 pm, 9 pm, 11 pm & 1 am Saturday: 11 pm & 1 am

Jolie’s can be found on the web at www.clubjenaveve.com, and Angelina’s website is www.club4eva.com.

 

 

RETURN OF FUNNY PHOTOS

We bring back the ‘Lukeford Funny Photos’

 Fayner? Is that you?

 Take it as you can get it!! What a piece of ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Think this guy got a good whiff?

 Think anyone else would touch her titties?

 Watch out for that 5 alarm chili, goes right through ya!

Jirking off the rock is pretty funny, so are her teeth.

 Mandingo ain’t got nothin on this guy!

King Kong took it up the ass at the box office, so now he’s returning the favor.



Next time don’t hold it in so long.