Fayner Posts: I just got the new HUSTLER magazine in the mail, it’s the next best thing after Penny Saver if you ask me, being that I’m a Jew and all and am as cheap as Winston Burbank.

Skipped through the issue, found naked girls staring back at me and that made me super happy.

But when I got to the review section, I noticed something very very wrong.

I mean right.

I mean right on.

Out of the eight total reviews in the June 2006 issue, all but one receive "fully erect" reviews.

Hustler, Vivid, Elegant Angel, Wicked and Collossal Entertainment all get perfect nods for their movies this month.

I guess if it wasn’t for the selection by Metro the whole review section would have perfect attendance, probably the first time ever in the magazine’s 30 year history.

Shame on you Metro for not being as good as everyone else. You’re going to bed without any dessert.

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