Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn’t have it and thought of other things if you did. – James Arthur Baldwin
@KaymeKai Kayme Kai said [source] Talking to my mom and she just said “Don’t be a dumb hooker” LMFAO!! OMG!
Do you know why God invented yeast infections? So women know what is like to live with an annoying cunt.
Today’s quote of the day comes from porn starlet Scarlett Fay via twitter ……. Fack! It’s nearly 4am and I can’t sleep. Poo!
@Keiran Lee - 90 people have Swine Flu, and everyone wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS, and nobody wants to wear a condom.
Former Vivid director Paul Thomas has the quote of the day from Twitter. @PaulThomX says …. My publicist says Twitter makes me more exposed to the public. I used to have sex on camera! How much more exposed can I be?
Haven’t really done the quote of the day in awhile but today Vicky Vette via Twitter gives us a fucking great one. “….I am in Los Angeles, Someone handed me a card saying ‘Make a Date With Jesus’. I told him to have Jesus meet me at @Adultcon Friday” You can follow Vicky Vette on ...
@funnyoneliners from Twitter gave us this funny little quote of the day …. I’ve started sleeping 12 hours a day. The economy being what it is, I can’t afford to stay awake any longer than that.
This quote of the day deserves it’s own category like QUOTE OF THE YEAR! It’s funnier to see it than for me to tell you, so watch the brief clip below to see the funniest damn line I have heard in a long time. The greatness starts about 30 seconds in. [youtube GCJEu7J-lRo]
Eminem says he’s pro-gay marriage. EW magazine captured his sentiments perfectly: “Why should straight guys be the only ones who get to fantasize about killing their spouses?”
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