This quote of the day deserves it’s own category like QUOTE OF THE YEAR! It’s funnier to see it than for me to tell you, so watch the brief clip below to see the funniest damn line I have heard in a long time. The greatness starts about 30 seconds in.
Eminem says he’s pro-gay marriage. EW magazine captured his sentiments perfectly: “Why should straight guys be the only ones who get to fantasize about killing their spouses?”
Man can walk on the moon but can’t fix an oil spill destroying the environment? What the fuck! … Hugh Hefner (via Twitter)
Some chick I know sent me this today. It was so fucking funny I had to share it with you fuckers.
“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.” –P. J. O’Rourke
“Software is like sex: it’s better when it’s free.” – Linux creator Linus Torvalds
“Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.” –Michael Sinz
Just heard a interesting little tid-bit. Trent Tesoro is one of the luckiest bastards in all of pornoville. Why might you ask? Simple. Because he gets to hit this every night. I don’t know all the details but apparently they are both originally from Texas and met on the set of one of Meggan Mallone’s […]
“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.” – Sharon Stone
“Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.” –Henry Miller
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