The 20 Minute HIV Spit Test

Turns out I’m years behind on posting this story as what I’m going to tell you about actually got FDA approval years ago and has been on the market since 2004 nationwide.

Orasure is marketed and FDA approved mind you, a rapid HIV diagnostic tool with over 99% accuracy.  In short you swipe it in your mouth (it uses saliva instead of blood) and gives a test result, much like how a pregnancy test does in 20 minutes.

The product retails for about $25 to $35 a piece but wholesale can no doubt be purchased much cheaper by producers.

So here is my question … why isn’t having a test like this on set an acceptable alternative to condom use?

Hell they even have combo packs that test for for Chlamydia, Cytomegalovirus, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis B, Hepatitis C, Herpes types 1 and 2, HIV, HPV Genital Warts, Rubella, and Toxoplasmosis.

These combo packs cover more than the current industry testing does and there is no fear of faked tests because you could do them right there on the set in less than 20 minutes!  You could know right there, on the set before going in to shoot a scene with 99% level of accuracy is the guy you are about to blow has HIV or of the girl standing next to you has genital warts.

The more I read, I found out there is also a HIV piss test.

HIV home testing is easy with these kits. With these HIV tests there is no need for blood – instead one drop of urine is required. These HIV tests might be the most accurate on the market – Three different studies have shown 100% sensitivity and 100% specificity. HIV test at home and get immediate accurate results.

If testing really is that easy, that quick and that accurate, why the hell are these test kits not on every porn set?

What am I missing here?  What am I not understanding?

No longer do you have to wait days to get test results.  You don’t wait 30 days between tests.  You test every time you make a movie, while on the set so there is never any question about your results.

Surely there is something I am not understanding, some reason why these kind of tests aren’t required.  Why would you wait 30 days between tests?  Know for sure right now if some bitch you are about to fuck has herpes or genital warts.  We already know that HPV is rampantly spread among performers, which vastly increases your risk of cancer as well as infertility.  So with these kind of testing you would be able to to know for sure and avoid performing with someone who tests positive for HPV, herpes, chlamydia.

These combo packs are far more extensive in what they test for.  They are readily available and can be done on the set.

So again what the hell am I missing here?  I just don’t get it?

 

Are the Rick’s Cabaret Girls Psychic?

Rick’s Cabaret Girls Predict: Giants over the 49er’s and they were right!

The Rick’s Cabaret New York Girls are big fans of the NY Giants. They predict that the Giants are destined for this year’s Super Bowl.

“I knew they would beat the heavily favored Packers and they did,” said Rick’s Cabaret Girl Brielle (36D-25-35). “I am sure that they will beat the 49ers this weekend and then they are going to the Super Bowl!”

“The Giants have the momentum and Eli Manning is the man–you’ll see,” she cooed.

Several of the football Giants are regulars at Rick’s Cabaret NYC, the famous tri-level midtown Manhattan upscale gentlemen’s club. “The Giants are a lot of fun when they are here at the club,” said Rick’s Cabaret Girl Karina (32C-23-33). “But I am not allowed to mention anyone’s name. We respect everyone’s privacy.”

Rick’s Cabaret New York Girl Beverly (34C-24-34) promised, “The Giants can expect a tremendous welcome home party here at Rick’s after they beat the 49ers.”

Rick’s Cabaret
50 West 33rd Street
New York City

 

Bacon flavored what?

Now Available: Bacon Flavored Lube

You’ve always been a lover of bacon.Now you can be a bacon lover,with baconlube™, the world’s first bacon-flavored personal lubricant and massage oil.

I kid you not folks, you can honest to goodness satisfy your bacon craving and your lover all at the same time! It’s sold by J&D’s Foods – who think everything should taste like bacon. This is no joke, but apparently it started out as one.

baconlube began as an elaborate April Fool’s prank and was never intended to be a real product. But when the joke ended, the emails kept coming. People harassed us via email, in public and in highly inappropriate ways (thanks for that). The waiting list grew to over 3,000 people. Expectations were built.

So who’s responsible for this highly anticipated creation actually coming to life? You are, that’s who. You and an intern named Martin actually, who sacrificed and offended his taste buds in the name of science on sample after failed sample before this really did taste like bacon.

I just want to know where I can get my Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup flavored lube. Now that would be heaven!

WHY KAGNEY WHY??????????????????????????

Kagney Linn Karter

Kagney Linn Karter has always been one of the most beautiful girls in porn.  I thought that about her since the very first time I laid my eyes on her.  I can remember the first time I met her in person.  She was every bit as beautiful up close as she was on the pages of the magazines I’ve seen her in.

Whenever pictures come out about industry events, I always find myself looking to see what Kagney Linn Karter looks like that night.  I wasn’t however prepared for what I seen last night.

I am confused why pretty girls like this go out of their way to mutilate their looks in one way or another.  Belladonna recently pulled a Britney Spears and shaved her head completely.

Is it that they are so unhappy with their lot in life that they have to go out of their way to try and make themselves look so bad they secretly hope nobody would hire them?  I remember Janine once talking about that in regards to why she kept tatting up her once beautiful body and would eventually become completely unrecognizable.

For those of you who don’t remember, or are in to much shock seeing her hair like that at the avn awards show, here is what she used to look like.

Speaking of Janine, here is what Janine used to look like and how she looks now.

Why do people look down at the XBIZ Awards?

Everyone, even mainstream media refers to the AVN awards the “Oscars of Porn” but truth is, the XBIZ awards has been around for 10 years now. So why do people give it no love? Why treat it like the red headed step child of award shows?

I was really wondering that myself tonight … and then I figured it out. It was a simple tweet that said “Tonight’s awards are brought to you by @myfreecams!” The more I looked around the more I realized they are so busy whoring themselves out to really care about the show itself.

And that in a nutshell is why the XBIZ awards will never have the prestige that the AVN Award Show does.  Sure you can have corporate sponsors but for fuck sakes, don’t be so tacky about it.  At least pretend not to be for sale to the highest bidder.  Damn.

If you are going to be an obvious whore than people are going to treat you like one.

What you spend in sucking up to sponsors you should spend on promoting your show.  Did you know that in the last 24 hours there were less than 20 #xbizawards tweets TOTAL.  I just did a search and the first one of the day was 9 hours ago, then another star mentioned going to tan for the show tonight and blah blah.  Long story short, less than 20 #xbizawards tweets in 24 hours really says a lot about the quality of your show.  I should mention, making it even worse, that the show started two hours ago and the first award has already been given out.  How fucked up is that?

Pornaments

The holiday season is upon us. As I was putting up my Christmas tree, a thought occurred to me–why not porn star ornaments? I mean, if I can get a friggin Lisa Ann molded vagina, why not some holiday decorations? I hit the internet in search of some porn ornaments, and I found what they call “pornaments” but theses are just basic, generic decorations.

 

I want Eva Angelina’s tits hanging from my tree, man! Wouldn’t it be nice to see Jesse Jane straddling the top of the ol’ tree? Come o girls, this is a great marketing opportunity for you. Are you listening? LOL