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Pornaments

02 Dec Posted by Foxy Lady in Pointless Ramblings | 1 comment
Pornaments
 
 

The holiday season is upon us. As I was putting up my Christmas tree, a thought occurred to me–why not porn star ornaments? I mean, if I can get a friggin Lisa Ann molded vagina, why not some holiday decorations? I hit the internet in search of some porn ornaments, and I found what they call “pornaments” but theses are just basic, generic decorations.

 

I want Eva Angelina’s tits hanging from my tree, man! Wouldn’t it be nice to see Jesse Jane straddling the top of the ol’ tree? Come o girls, this is a great marketing opportunity for you. Are you listening? LOL





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    wh0re12-02-11

    I don’t know, I’m thinking I would like a Lisa Ann molded vagina for my tree.

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