Now Available: Bacon Flavored Lube

You’ve always been a lover of bacon.Now you can be a bacon lover,with baconlube™, the world’s first bacon-flavored personal lubricant and massage oil.

I kid you not folks, you can honest to goodness satisfy your bacon craving and your lover all at the same time! It’s sold by J&D’s Foods – who think everything should taste like bacon. This is no joke, but apparently it started out as one.

baconlube began as an elaborate April Fool’s prank and was never intended to be a real product. But when the joke ended, the emails kept coming. People harassed us via email, in public and in highly inappropriate ways (thanks for that). The waiting list grew to over 3,000 people. Expectations were built.

So who’s responsible for this highly anticipated creation actually coming to life? You are, that’s who. You and an intern named Martin actually, who sacrificed and offended his taste buds in the name of science on sample after failed sample before this really did taste like bacon.

I just want to know where I can get my Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup flavored lube. Now that would be heaven!

 
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