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About Scott Fayner

Former contributing editor at LukeFord.com.

SHOCKING: MAN KILLS WIFE DURING ELECTROCUTION SEX

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Fayner Posts: I’ve always wanted to be part of something like this; not the killing a chick part but the electrocution sex thing. Well, maybe killing a chick could be fun, too…if only I could think of one I’d like to murder. Hmmmmmm…
 
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JANUARY 25–A kinky sex escapade ended this week with the electrocution death of a Pennsylvania woman and the arrest of her husband for manslaughter. According to cops, Toby Taylor, 37, first claimed that his wife Kirsten was shocked by her hair dryer. But he then admitted that the couple was "into weird sexual behaviors," according to a probable cause affidavit . Taylor then explained that he hooks clips to his wife’s nipples and "plugs the cord into a electric strip" and shocks her. On Wednesday evening, Taylor said, Kirsten removed her clothes, attached the clips, and shocked herself. He then picked up the electric strip and shocked her several more times, adding that he had placed a piece of electric tape over her mouth during the jolts. After the last shock, Kirsten, 29, "fell over on to her face." Taylor initially thought his wife was joking, but quickly realized she was unconscious. He then dressed her in preparation for driving to the hospital, but instead called 911 when she stopped breathing. Taylor, pictured in the below mug shot, told investigators that the couple had "been engaging in electric shock sex and other types of extreme bondage for about 2 years." He was charged yesterday with involuntary manslaughter and reckless endangerment and was jailed in the York Count lockup (where he remains in custody on $100,000 bail)

 

SOME REAL INFORMATION ON THE JAPANESE DICK-SUCKING TELEVISION SHOW

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Fayner,

In response to your request for info about the Japanese TV show:

It’s not a show, it’s a Japanese adult video from Soft On Demand, the biggest porn studio in Japan.

It’s one in a series of movies based on the same theme — what the Japanese call “penis study.” The title roughly translates as “Study of a Man’s Penis by 100 Girls.”

Here’s a link:

http://www.jxflixs.com/index.php?act=viewProd&productId=62

The movies are made to look like a TV talk show with an audience of Japanese girls. A veteran JAV actress named Myu serves as the host. She interviews girls in the audience and gets volunteers to come up and “study” the dicks of guys who come out on stage. The guys are all JAV actors. The guy who is featured most prominently in your clip is pretty famous in Japanese porn. He goes by the name “Chocoball.”

Most of the girls in the audience are amateurs, but toward the end of each movie at least one of the girls will actually fuck one of the guys. In every case the girl who fucks is a JAV actress.

These movies came out mainly in 2004-05. Back then the digital mosaics were pretty obtrusive. Nowadays most JAV mosaics are hyper thin and very easy to get used to.

By the way, Soft On Demand is by far the most creative porn studio in the world. Month after month SOD releases DVDs that are far more clever and imaginative than the penis study movies.

Keep in mind that SOD is actually an umbrella organization that consists of close to a dozen semi-autonomous studios — Deep’s, Natural High, AKNR, Hibino, IEnergy, SODCreate, et al. It’s a huge operation. And SOD is just one of half a dozen or so giant porn corporations in Japan. Moodyz is SOD’s closest rival among hardcore JAV producers. (Dogma, a much smaller studio, is my personal favorite. Dogma is run by the greatest porn director in the world: Tohjiro.)

If you want to learn more about Japanese porn, JAVtalk.com is a great source, and it features tons of bittorrents each day of the latest JAV releases.

Sweatpig.com is also a good source:

http://www.sweatpig.com/

Here’s the Web site of my favorite JAV studio, Dogma:

http://dogma.co.jp/

Thanks.

Dagarg

PARKLAND…WHERE PORN STARS ARE BORN!

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Fayner Posts: This is funny because if cell phones with cameras were available so readily in the 90s, the 80s the 70, OH the 60s, images like this would now not give anyone a second glance.
 
Kids have sex. A lot. I wasn’t one of them who was having it a lot and/or on camera, but I know it went down and is going down and will go down no matter what.
 
And sure, it sucks when your kid is sucking off the football star in a picture, but my guess is it will only get worse from here.
 
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Police faced a difficult if not impossible task Thursday as they tried to stop the spread of pornographic video and photos of two high school girls, images that were transmitted by cell phone to dozens of the girls’ classmates and then to the wider world.

District Attorney James B. Martin said at least 40 Parkland High School students believed to have received the images would not face prosecution as long as they show their phones to police by Tuesday to ensure the images have been erased.

But students at the school said the distribution was far more widespread.

"Most people got it and kept passing it along for fun to everyone in their phonebook," said Jon Gabriel, 16, a junior who said he received and deleted the images.

A state trooper was sent to the school Thursday and will return for two more days to ensure that images were erased from the cell phones of students whose parents got letters from prosecutors. The letter explained what had happened, set a deadline for erasing the images and asked the parents to sign consent forms.

Martin said students who fail to comply by the deadline could be prosecuted in juvenile court for possession of child pornography.

One of the girls in the pictures is shown engaging in a sex act with an unidentified boy, Martin said. The other girl took and transmitted a photo of her bare breasts, he said.

Martin said he was not certain if the girl shown having sex had known she was being photographed. As for the other student, "she’s a victim and she’s not a victim," he said.

"Our thrust has been to get the kids to come forward and we’ve indicated we will not charge them for possessing the images," Martin told The Associated Press. "I’m not sure what we’re going to do with the participants at this point."

Students interviewed at the school Thursday said the pictures made the rounds about two months ago, and that the images have been distributed well beyond the high school — to Temple and Harvard universities, to a high school in Bethlehem, even to someone in Oregon.

"The school isn’t going to get everybody because it is everybody. I don’t know anybody who didn’t get the pictures," said Samantha Smith, a 16-year-old junior who said she deleted the images when she got them.

Senior Nicco Delnero, 17, said teachers discussed the episode with students, "telling us how it could hurt the girls in the future."

On the social networking site Facebook, one student started a group called, "Parkland. … Where Pornstars Are Born."

Authorities began investigating about two weeks ago after some students notified school administrators, Martin said.

"A couple kids got these images, didn’t much want them, didn’t quite know what to do with them once they were received, and they were brought to the attention of the school resource officer," Martin said.

Officials do not believe the pictures were taken on school property.

Phone messages left Thursday for the principal and superintendent were not returned, and a reporter was turned away from both the high school and the district office.

About 3,200 students are enrolled at Parkland, a perennial football powerhouse that draws students from three largely wealthy townships outside Allentown.

THE GREATEST TELEVISION SHOW EVER: JAPANESE CHICKS SUCKING COCK!

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Fayner Posts: My friend Baiardi sent me this remarkable video last night, and I just have to share it with all of you.
I think it is a Japanese game show but it is quite hard to tell since the Japanese are so strange and their language I do not speak so good.
Pretty much it’s a bunch of dudes on a stage and different Japanese women (who all look like 10 year olds) suck them off while a studio audience watches and claps and screams. It is both disturbing and arousing at once.
But I’m hooked on this show, whatever it is called. It is the next AMERICAN IDOL, the next REAL WORLD, the next THE TWO COREYS…well maybe not the last one.
I suggest you take a peek at this clip from the show. And if anyone can tell me what the name of the show actually is – that being someone Japanese or one who can read Japanese – we’ll send you something wicked good, okay?
So we’re in agreement here? You’ll watch this clip and I’ll go get stoned and take a nap?
Sweet.

ASHLEY BLUE MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARS FROM LAST NIGHTS “AMERICAN IDOL”

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Fayner Posts: I knew all about Ashley Blue auditioning for American Idol in San Diego a few months back. But I didn’t say anything because no one was sure if they would air her audition with Alvin, Simon and Theodore due to her past involvement in the pornography racket.

And yeah, I guess her audition didn’t go too well, as her rendition of Madonna’s “La Isla Bonita” apparently didn’t woo the judges, but from what I was told they loved her spirit enough to keep her in the room for over five minutes.

From what I’ve been told, Ashley even flirted a little with Simon.

And Randy got jealous!

“What about me?!” he allegedly yelled as Ash snuggled up to Simon.

It is not known whether Ashley administered oral sex on any of the judges, but I guess it wouldn’t have mattered anyway ’cause her singing voice just isn’t that good. I’ve been telling her that for years, but she still says she wants to one day be the next American Idol.

Good for her.

All calls into American Idol were not returned.

About being snubbed from last night’s show, Ashley had this to say: “Fuck it!”

HI THERE, MY NAME IS JOHN AND I RAPE OLD PEOPLE

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Fayner Posts: I found this article a few minutes ago, and found it funny how a guy with the name John Riems could be anything other than a male nurse who rapes old people in a nursing home.

The rest of the story isn’t funny though, as you will see if you continue reading.

SANDUSKY, Ohio (AP) – A night-shift nurse accused of sexually abusing at least two dozen elderly or disabled patients at a nursing home was in jail Wednesday, authorities said.

Many of the victims at Concord Care and Rehabilitation Center were unable to report the abuse, and some have since died, said Perkins Township Police Chief Tim McClung.

Police said that suspect John Riems, 49, recalled abusing nearly 100 patients during a 20-year career but that he could remember specific information only on 24.

Riems, 49, pleaded not guilty Tuesday in Sandusky Municipal Court to felony charges of rape and gross sexual imposition. The jail didn’t have information on an attorney for Riems.

The director of the nursing home said in a statement that Riems had been fired.

“We cannot share any more detail at this time out of respect for the privacy of our residents, and in light of the ongoing police investigation,” Jessica Short said in the statement.

Investigators are looking into Riems’ past, which includes employment at other facilities. McClung wouldn’t identify the other places where he worked.

HEY K-FED, I’M AVAILABLE!

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Fayner Posts: I’ll keep this brief, but I was just reading in one of Alaura’s chick magazines how Kevin Federline is planning on writing a tell-all book on Britney Spears.

The thing is, I know the content will be fucking amazing, of course cause it is Brit we’re dealing with here, but I’m afraid the greatness of the book will be lost due to K-Fed being such a fucking douchebag.

What do I mean? Okay, the guy could be the worst rapper of all time, scratch that, IS the worst rapper of all time. The only one who comes close is…I can’t think of anyone.

K-Fed is also shitty at most things that he does, like acting cool, acting un-douchebag –like and handling Britney Spears.

What makes anyone think he can write a book if he can’t even go one day without being a douche? It is impossible.

That is why I’m throwing my name in the ring as a possible ghost writer for Kevin’s tell-all book. I know I could write the shit out of it if given the chance.

C’mon, K-Fed, hook a nigga up!

A BETTER WAY TO JERK OFF?

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Fayner Posts: I get lots of emails. Usually they say how much I suck and how small and crooked my penis is, but today I got a good one that I’d like to share with all of my devoted fans here.

Pierre Writes: Hey Fayner, you know how when you spend year after year whacking off the same boring way with your hand, one day you wake up and say, isn’t there a better way to jerk off? I don’t know about you, but I did! And this is what I came up with, and I don’t know if everyone does it this way, but it really enhances the load let me tell you. You take an old t-shirt, mine says MIMI’S MEAT COMPANY, and fold it and basically just put it over your dick and use your whole hand to rub it against your dick. And when you’re ready to cum, just do it in the shirt. I’ve noticed that most times if I’m doing the old hand to dick technique when I’m about to cum I ease back a bit. But you don’t have to this way! And it feels better than having a hand on you dick that’s for sure. Well that’s it hope this helps.

Fayner Continues: For the record, not once did I solicit this guy’s advise for alternative ways to beat off. I swear. But sure, I’ll try it, I’ll try anything once.

HOW PORN GOT ME NOTICED PART 65

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Fayner Posts: There is this awesome bagel place I go to in Woodland Hills. Yummy good stuff.

Anyway, I go there a lot, mostly cause I’m a Jew, and I struck up a relationship with the pimply-faced kid who works there so that I can get hooked up and be the cheap Jew TR always thinks I am anyway so why the fuck not right?

I went in this morning like always to get my bagel and tea, and the pimply-faced kid says to me “hey, are you an actor of any kind?”

“Not really,” I said. “Why?”

“Well, no reason really, except for…do you know a site called WhoreCraft ? “

“Ah, yeah.”

“There’s a character in one of the episodes who looks exactly like you.”

“That is me.”

“No fucking way! That is so cool! I love that site!”

“Yeah, it’s okay I guess.”

“Wait: do you now all those girls?”

“I do.”

“Oh, that is so awesome! Some of the chicks on that site are amazing!”

“Listen,” I said, “here’s a deal for you. You hook me up with free bagels and shit and I’ll bring in porn chicks for you to meet.”

“Really? Fuck, of course I’ll do that! Here, take some more bagels!”

“I love lox.”

The pimply-faced kid goes for the lox.

“No!” I shout. “Not the cheap lox! I want the good stuff!”

The kid gave me tons of free food. I left. Now I just gotta find some porn chicks who are willing to give up their time so that I can take them to a bagel store and get free shit for myself. Any takers?

The newest episode of WhoreCraft is up and can be found HERE

WAIT, I DON’T GET IT

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Fayner Posts: So I was re-watching the Jenna Jameson speech on YouTube, and found something quite funny which I wanted to share with all of you.

On the list Jenna announces for her Jenna Jameson Crossover Star of the Year is Evan Seinfeld.

Now I’ve grown to not despise Evan. He ain’t that bad, I’m sure. Prolly a hell of a nice guy, too. I bet we have a lot of music in common.

Whatever.

I’m just wondering how Evan got on this list? Sure, he crossed over, but it was from music and television into porn, not porn into another medium.

Isn’t this backwards?

It is.

Evan Seinfeld should not have been put on this list because he crossed the wrong way. The whole award should be taken back and a new vote issued.

That’s what I think.

Oh, boy.