A BETTER WAY TO JERK OFF?

Fayner Posts: I get lots of emails. Usually they say how much I suck and how small and crooked my penis is, but today I got a good one that I’d like to share with all of my devoted fans here.

Pierre Writes: Hey Fayner, you know how when you spend year after year whacking off the same boring way with your hand, one day you wake up and say, isn’t there a better way to jerk off? I don’t know about you, but I did! And this is what I came up with, and I don’t know if everyone does it this way, but it really enhances the load let me tell you. You take an old t-shirt, mine says MIMI’S MEAT COMPANY, and fold it and basically just put it over your dick and use your whole hand to rub it against your dick. And when you’re ready to cum, just do it in the shirt. I’ve noticed that most times if I’m doing the old hand to dick technique when I’m about to cum I ease back a bit. But you don’t have to this way! And it feels better than having a hand on you dick that’s for sure. Well that’s it hope this helps.

Fayner Continues: For the record, not once did I solicit this guy’s advise for alternative ways to beat off. I swear. But sure, I’ll try it, I’ll try anything once.

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