The most fucked up Bluebird Films story of the month

Sometimes you just have to ask yourself, what the hell kinda crack are some people smoking?

Mike South recently posted [source] about another awards show. This one is rather interesting. See it’s put on by a company owned by Bluebird Films and they award themselves, two of the 13 categories. There is the award for the best Bluebird Film of the year. No seriously, Bluebird Films is putting on an award show where they award themselves the best Bluebird Films of the year.

I know right now you are probably laughing, thinking this is some kind of joke. I mean who would do something so outrageously stupid, right?

And beyond that, surely a company who owes all those people thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars surely isn’t pissing away money on producing an awards show, and giving themselves awards in the process, right?

I mean how the hell do they find the time for such things? Between hijacking affiliate traffic (through blatant site leaks), not paying people, not just affiliates either, we mean former employees, legal people, graphics designers, etc.

Then there are the idle threats to people Nicholas Steele doesn’t like (or pay) sending them text messages calling them a fat whore, or saying “Better be careful I can’t control what Paul Chaplin will do to you”, or having his friends send warning messages saying “be careful Nick owns a lot of guns”, or the best threat of all is that the person better be careful because the third owner in the company, the silent partner is secretly involved in some sort of “FAMILY” related business, hint hint. Oh yes, the veiled mafia threat is without a doubt my favorite, considering the gun one holds no real water to me considering I live in Texas and let’s be real … who don’t I know that doesn’t own a gun? I think my neighbors 10 year old got one for his birthday last month. Well the mafia thing is a good one but I forgot about the, best be careful we are monitoring your tweets. LOL Seriously almost pee’d my panties laughing at that one.

Yes somehow between all of this they still find time to put on an awards show?  I guess when you don’t pay the people you owe money to, you can afford such extravagances.

Perhaps if Nicholas Steele would spend less time worrying about what I’m doing and more time doing his own job, then maybe Bluebird Films would make enough money to actually pay their bills. Just a thought.

 

Bluebird Films Announces iPad Winner

Bluebird Films is a global producer of premium adult content, headed up by Paul Chaplin and producer and director Nicholas Steele, with working studios in Los Angeles, London and Prague.

Last year Bluebird Films ran a contest, offering fans who viewed the trailers for their two epic blockbuster releases – BATFXXX; A Dark Night Parody and Bonny & Clide – the chance to win a full-loaded, Ipad 3g. The contest, which was heavily promoted online using social networks and viral marketing, had literally hundreds of thousands of entries from all over the world.

The contest closed before awards season began, before BATFXXX: A Dark Night Parody had taken in a large number of awards including AVN’S Best Parody – Drama and earned Nicholas Steele Director of the Year – Individual Project from XBIZ. With the rush of award seasons behind them and production ramping back up Bluebird Films is pleased to announce that they have randomly selected a winner. The winner of the Bluebird Ipad contest is none other than Kelli Roberts from Fame Registry.

It’s the best kind of surprise I can imagine,” Kelli gushes. “When I got the call I couldn’t believe I had won! I never win anything. Shortly afterward I received a brand new 3G Ipad and a huge collection of Bluebird Films releases including all the award winners, all for watching porn trailers and punching a code into a website. This is unreal! It’s like a dream come true!

Bluebird Film’s Marketing and Publicity team, Rising Star PR, are pleased with the results as well.

This couldn’t have worked out better,” offers Devan Cypher. “Kelli is a true fan of porn. She is also one of the nicest people I’ve ever met. I’m glad that someone won who can really appreciate what they received. It’s like good karma.

Bluebird Films announced the exclusive signing this week of another rising star, Dylan Ryder.The statuesque beauty impressed the studio with consistently powerful performances in every scene, evident in BATFXXX; A Dark Night Parody, Bonny & Clide, Inside Story and Cranked, and her talent, drive and sex appeal are the perfect fit with the company’s stellar stable of glamour girls.

Dylan has more than earned the right to call herself a star,” says Nicholas Steele. “We are lucky to have such a gifted and gracious star to work with this year. Dylan has the beauty, poise, talent, passion, and intellect to do anything she sets her mind to. Together we are going to blow minds.

Ryder is thrilled with the agreement and the projects that the company has planned for her, most particularly the chance to step into the latex skin and star as Bluebird’s Katwoman this year.

I’m really happy to officially join the Bluebird family,” gushed the busty brunette. “I love working for this company with all their hot talent and am very proud to represent them. I’m super excited to be the new Katwoman and look forward to the challenges and opportunities…and especially the sex!

Check out Dylan’s daily updates on her Twitter, @dylanryderxxx.

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