ANOTHER COMEBACK

This has been the week of comebacks…. first ANN MARIE and then today we broke that MCKENZIE LEE was returning…. well here’s another Lukeford scoop, this COMING week another prominent ‘former contract girl’ will be making her comeback as well.

Check back for the name and on-set photos!!!!

JENNA UNHAPPY WITH VAGINA

Jenna Jameson Movie Stalls, Porn Queen Unhappy With Vaginoplasty

Jenna Jameson, the undisputed queen of porn, has apparently annoyed Hollywood honchos who want to turn her best-selling book, “How to Make Love Like a Porn Star,” into a feature film.

Jenna “hasn’t been showing up for meetings” with a major production company that has shown interest in “Porn Star,” a source has claimed.

However, Rush & Molloy reports that Jameson should be forgiven. A Daily News source says the X-rated flick chick, who needs to look good from head to toe professionally, has had a little work done “down there” – and is none-to-pleased with the result.

“She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy,” the source dishes to the News. “She has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the movie.”

Jenna issued a press release:

“I’ve dealt with vicious gossip my whole life and it’s sad that it still continues.

“As for the report that I have missed important business meetings for the movie about my life: I’m happy to say that negotiations to produce the film version of my New York Times best-selling book, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, are very much alive. Bringing my autobiography to the big screen would be the ultimate fulfillment of a dream, and I take all business dealings very seriously.

“I look forward to making an announcement when we have a deal to discuss.”

Jameson, a gorgeous blond, is infamous for her work in over 100 X-rated films and has parlayed her fame into a mega empire that includes an exclusive Adult Channel dedicated to the X-rated starlet.

JENNA JAMESON COMMENTS ON HER WEIGHT

She writes on her myspace page

My weight

I feel like I need to address the weight rumors that have been swirling for a few months now. This saddens me… only because, everyone that is judging me… has absolutely NO idea what is happening in my life. People are hateful and accuse me of being a drug addict, or an anorexic. Does anyone seem to remember the fact that I am going through a nasty divorce? It has been weighing heavily on me. I worked extremely hard for years to secure my success, and i have been forced to fight for everything I busted my ass for. This has definitely affected my weight. It really hurts that my fans and everyone else) have taken it upon themselves to be so horrible, screaming eat a burger! or we want the old jenna back! I’m sure everyone out there has gone through tough times, and this is when I need support.
I wish I could enlighten everyone with what is exactly going on in my divorce and business, but I can’t because of legal proceedings. I really hope everyone understands and remembers I am human, and I really need friends and the love and support right now.
Soon the divorce will be settled and I am hoping to come out unscathed, but my x is doing his best to make it hard. Thanks for all of your support, and remember I love you!
xoxoxox
Jenna

QUICK CELEBRITY SEX DRAMA

FEZ IS KEEPING BUSY…

Wilmer Valderrama claims he took Mandy Moore’s virginity.

The handsome ‘That ’70s Show’ actor – who famously dated Lindsay Lohan – spilled the beans about his liaison with the US singer on Howard Stern’s radio show.

He told the shock jock he wanted to be honest with his fans, before saying: “Taking Mandy Moore’s virginity was good . . . real good.”

The star also claims to have slept with Jennifer Love Hewitt – who he rated an “eight” in the bedroom, “on a scale of one to ten”.

He also boasted about the size of his manhood during his chat with Stern and admitted to having kinky sex with some of the famous girls he had slept with.

Valderrama also confessed he wants Angelina Jolie to be his next conquest.

AS IS MIKE TYSON

Mike Tyson has been caught sneaking strippers into his hotel room.

The boxer – who is on a charity tour of the UK – was spotted with his’new friends at the swish Metropole hotel, in Brighton.

One onlooker told America’s New York Post newspaper: “Two nights in a row he ushered hookers and strippers up to his second-floor suite.”

Tyson is reportedly getting ready for a comeback – and change of career.

The former Heavyweight Champion of the World is trying to land a job as a judge on new US TV show, ‘Celebrity X Games’.

Last year, Tyson revealed he was considering making an X-rated film with porn superstar Jenna Jameson.

The pugilist, who reputedly has a 14in penis, said: “I talked to a gentleman called Jimmy who’s involved with Jenna Jameson. He said he was interested in getting me involved in the adult film industry.”

However, plans for the proposed project fell through after Jameson revealed she had no plans to work with Tyson.

 

BOTH STORIES STOLEN FROM http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/

DID NICOLE FUCK A JUNKIE?

HOLLYWOOD – Socialite Nicole Richie is fuming after director Kevin Smith told an audience of university students she had drunken sex in a bathroom with former drug addict actor Jason Mewes.

Smith made the claim during a speech to undergraduates at the University of Pennsylvania.He alleged Richie, 24, seduced one-time heroin addict Mewes–a long-term friend who has appeared in all his films–two-and-a-half years ago, after dragging him into a bathroom.

Smith said the Simple Life star, also an-ex heroin addict, “Pulled Jay into a bathroom and just sat on (him) and started going at it.”

But the adopted daughter of crooner Lionel Richie is outraged.
Her spokeswoman Cindy Guagenti tells the New York Daily News, “She didn’t know his real name till I explained, then said: ‘I met him but, ewwwww! Are you kidding me? I’ve never ever had sex with him.'”

 

WHERE’S THAT KATIE HOLMES SEX SCENE?

Filmmaker explains Katie Holmes’ missing sex scene
From The Associated Press

Jason Reitman says a projection error not Tom Cruise was responsible when a Katie Holmes’ sex scene was missing during a screening of her upcoming movie, “Thank You for Smoking,” at the Sundance Film Festival. “I was sitting there in the theater, the scene was missing, and my immediate thought was, ‘Oh my God, Fox cut the scene out of my movie,'” Reitman told AP Radio in an interview. “And then I realized, ‘No, if it’s at the end of the reel, the projector probably just accidentally cut it out.'”

Some blamed Cruise, Holmes’ fiance, speculating that he had pressured Reitman, son of “Ghost Busters” director Ivan Reitman, to remove the scene. “That’s a fun story. I’d read that story. The problem is that it’s not true,” Reitman said. “The problem with ‘projection error’ is that it’s the truth but it sounds like a lie. It sounds an awful lot like ‘wardrobe malfunction.'”

Holmes, 27, and Cruise, 43, have been engaged since June. They announced her pregnancy in October. Aaron Eckhart stars with Holmes, Maria Bello, William H. Macy and Sam Elliott in “Thank You for Smoking,” adapted from Christopher Buckley’s satiric novel about a tobacco-industry spin doctor.

Reitman said more people probably know about his movie because the scene went missing. “The most likely reason that they would have heard of it is because of the sex scene,” he said. The filmmaker also said Holmes’ sex scene is as tame as anything you’d see on the Disney Channel. “Thank You for Smoking” with the sex scene is slated for limited release March 17.

 

BRITNEY SPEARS PREGNANT… AGAIN

from STAR Magazine

BRITNEY’S PREGNANCY — NEW DETAILS!

Britney Spears

Britney Spears and husband Kevin Federline are telling friends that they’re expecting a second child — less than six months after their first, Sean Preston, was born.

"I’m pregnant!" revealed the 24 year-old pop star to another woman in the spa at Maui’s Four Seasons Hotel where Britney, Kevin and their baby son are staying.

But no one’s more surprised than Federline, who, sources tell Star, had no idea he was about to become a dad again. In fact, Kevin had only a slight jump on Brit’s fellow spa-goer — a source says he only got the news just days before from Brit in New Orleans just before he joined her on Feb. 27 for Mardi Gras.

Brit, 24, the sources tell Star, is near the end of her first trimester and found out in early January that she was expecting. Why wouldn’t she share the news with her husband then? Why wouldn’t he notice? One reason, sources say, is that the two had been having a particularly rocky time — and Brit was probably afraid Kevin wouldn’t want the baby.

As it turned out, sources tell Star, Britney was absolutely right in her concerns. A friend of Federline says that Kevin, 27, wasn’t very enthusiastic when he shared the latest baby news. "Kevin said, ‘Britney’s pregnant,’" the friend tells Star. "When I expressed surprise, Kevin said, ‘Yeah, it shocked the sh** out of me, too!’"

Finding out that she’s pregnant again may actually come as a relief to Britney. As previously reported, she was extremely frustrated at her inability to lose the 50 lbs. she put on during her first pregnancy. Plus, she was experiencing moodiness and junk-food cravings. In fact, a friend of Kevin tells Star that the mood swings had become an issue. "He’s totally stressed out," the friend says. "When I asked him what was wrong, he went off on Britney, saying: ‘One minute she’s nice and the next she’s cursing me out about nothing.’"

For more on Britney and Kevin, pick up the current issue of Star magazine, on newsstands now!

OH NO… NOT TORY LANE TOO!!

I hope this is NOT true!
If anyone has booked this girl and some lookalike walked through the door… hit me up!

from CRAIGSLIST!!!

Reply to: pers-140032389@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-03-08, 1:49AM PST

GOOD EVENING GENTLEMEN………………

ARE YOU READY FOR THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE…………

I WILL GIVE YOU THE COMPLETE ROYAL TREATMENT………

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CLAY IS GAY? NO WAY!

GAY CLAY EXPOSES HIMSELF — SAYS GAY TEACHER

By ALAN BUTTERFIELD

In our new issue hitting newsstands today, The National Enquirer is publishing shocking photos which may finally force Clay Aiken to come out of the closet!

Standing proudly in front of an internet camera, the former American Idol star apparently sheds his clothes until he is literally butt-naked.

The man who supplied us with the images — a 22-year-old homosexual school teacher — says Aiken performed the crude striptease in a bid to solicit him for sex via a gay website.

In recent weeks, The National Enquirer has uncovered several men who claim they encountered the singer as he surfed the internet looking for casual sex.

While Aiken has repeatedly denied he is gay, ex-soldier John Paulus told how he also shared 90 sordid minutes of passion with Aiken in a hotel room on January 2. In our new story, the teacher from Boston, Mass., who did not want to be named, said he met Aiken on the gay chat site Manhunt.net.

In a National Enquirer website exclusive, we are providing excerpts of the internet chat which is claimed to have taken place last December 5 — one day before Aiken appeared in concert in Boston.

Here is the edited text:

are you interested in me at all?
Source: ummmmmmm
Source: isn’t every gay man in america?
i dunno
im only asking you now
Source: that seems a bit self explanatory
Source: otherwise I wouldn’t be chatting
Source: hehe
Source: you’re gorgeous
ME?!?!?
Source: you’ve never posed shirtless?????
just need to be a little careful no
Source: really?
Source: howcome?
no one wants to see this
its boring and white
Source: and sexy and smooth and lickable
well you may feel that way
but the only way youll see it is in person
i dont have what you have to show off
Source: I’m just another piece of meat to a celebrity with a new boy in every town
but why was it taht you wanted to meet me
HA HA
if you think i have a new boy in everytown !!!HA HAHA
tahts rich
Source: come on
but i wont be able to convince otherwise of that either
Source: you don’t manhunt yourself a new guy on each tour date?
i am a skinny white guy
i will admit that i try often when i have a day off
Source: hahahahaha
but i RARELY find an attractive guy my age
when i do
Source: you must have high standards
80% of them dont believe me
15% of them dont like me
Source: and I’m the other 5%
Source: ?????
and 3% i chicken out on
i have meet ONE guy off of here this year
Source: hahahahahaha
Source: WIMP!
it was on my summer tour in indy
Source: oh?
very nice guy
Source: he cute?
we stay in touch

well.. despite the fact that you have set me up for dissapointment tonight
you do seem like a pretty nice guy
Source: and a potential enjoyable wednesday night
i wont deny that the initial attraction is the looks
Source: of course it is
but you have been pretty cool since we’ve been talking
Source: well thanks
Source: I like beeing "cool"
youre obviously a little disturbed because you think i am attractive!
Source: welllllllll
but.. we can work through that
Source: my glamourized hollywood image of you…..
oh.. so now that youve seen the real me…not as attractive anymore?
Source: you’re cute