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“It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.”
–Matt Barry

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience. But as meaningless experiences go, it’s one of the best.”
–Woody Allen

“Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.”
–Woody Allen

“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
–Woody Allen

“As the French say, there are three sexes-men, women and clergymen.”
–Rev. Sydney Smith

“If it weren’t for pickpockets I’d have no sex life at all.”
–Rodney Dangerfield

“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.”
–Drew Carey

“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
–Unknown

“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
-Steve Martin

“My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it difficult for him to come out of the closet.”–Bill Kelly

“My girlfriend always laughs during sex –no matter what she’s reading.” Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

“I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.”
— George Burns

“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
— George Burns

“There’s nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed.”
— George Burns