TMFR WRITES:

Went snowboardin on thursday with a few of my riding buddys! my friend Gook John decided to take a xanax at 3:00 in the morning. So when it was time to roll out at 9:00am to go boarding GOOK JOHN wasnt ready so we left him in the car all day!

We get back to smoke bowls and John was still asleep. So we start smokin out of my jar and minutes later we were so high and laughing uncontrolably. Out of no where John pops out of the back seat quickly and shouts ” WHERES MY SACK???”

AND THAT WAS THE QUOTE OF THE DAY!!! WE WERE LAUGHING THE WHOLE WAY BACK!!! FUCKIN GOOKS!!!! LATE

TMFR

OWNER, WRITER AND EDITOR

“I THINK I HAVE CANCER, SO CAN YOU BRING ME A SMOOTHIE?”

-ALLSTAR DIRECTOR VINCENT VOSS

TAYLOR RAIN WRITES:

She showed me last night this picture that she took of herself on set doing and enama. Just a face shot!!!

She told one of the guys at nectar. “HEY LOOK HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A GIRL LOOK SO HOT WHILE TAKING A SHIT ON THE TOILET????

camera phones fuckin rock. I have a camcorder on mine too! Thats hot!!!

The nectar dude said ” THATS SOMETHING TAYLOR RAIN WOULD SAY!”

TMFR

WRITER,OWNER, EDITOR

“PISSING BLOOD SUCKS!”

-Former performer and Misty Rain’s guy Chad Thomas.

“Her breath was so awful, like Newport Lights and Hot Cock.”

-Barely Legal Art Director Mike Richardi, speaking about the busted Bunny Ranch hooker who sat next to him on a recent plane ride from Nevada to Los Angeles