About Scott Fayner

Former contributing editor at LukeFord.com.

WHAT DOES THIS COOKIE LOOK LIKE TO YOU?

Fayner Posts: TR made me go over to her house to help decorate cookies for her neighbors. I didn’t want to, so instead of doing the normal patterns associated with Christmas, I decided to make something cooler.

Tell me what you think this is picture of? Send to fayneralmighty@gmail.com and if you get it right I’ll send you something cool in the mail.

Good luck.

RANDOM HOLIDAY PICTURES

This was only from the first day of shopping TR did for Thanksgiving. We think she may have a shopping addiction

I was in the mood to fingerbang and Bianca wasn’t around

TMFR eventually went Rolex-deep into the turkey

I thought we would have blown the whole house up deep frying a turkey. Look at the fear in Alaura’s eyes!

And then TR’s dimwit brother “TK Skate” came walking up and I knew we were gonna be safe. A kid that flunked Gym can’t be dumb, can he?

This is what I deal with on a daily basis having a Bloodhound puppy

I couldn’t stop myself. Snow, get it?

Tree shoping with “TaLaura” is always fun

 

GET IN THE RING, BITCH!

A Press Release Reads: Tyler Faith Steps into the Ring!!!

Tyler Faith has decided to get her hands dirty and step into the ring at the inaugural NRPW card this Sunday, December 16th, 2007 at Club Passions in Hollywood, Florida.

Initially scheduled only to appear in a Managerial role, Tyler has managed to persuade the promoters of the event to partake in the ladies championship match instead. She will square off in the co-main event with the title on the line. The Brash Boston Bad Girl has been personally involved with professional wresters for many years. It turns out she has been training in the ring behind closed doors for quite a while. She is now ready to showcase her talents and promises to deliver more than her opponent can handle.

“I am an aggressive person by nature and nothing turns me on more than being physical. I want to show the world what I can do and am going to show it in the ring” said Tyler. “I am ready for this and I want nothing more than to win the Ladies Title, the fans are in for a special treat!” she concluded.

The event is packed with superstars from both the Sports Entertainment industry and the Adult industry. The main event features a grudge match between Craig Valentine and Evan Stone. The card is jam packed including a few surprises for the crowd! Stars appearing include: Mary Carey, Evan Stone, Gangrel The Vampire Warrior, Too Cold Scorpio, Dale Dabone, Craig Valentine, and many more!

For more information regarding the event or the New Porn Order, please visit www.newpornorder.com. For press inquiries, please contact Nikki Hart nikki@prnikki.com .

Fayner Says: Is Tyler still dating Wankus? I’m only asking ’cause I’ve been thinking I need a tough Boston girl to whip me into shape. Oh, and killer blow jobs, too…

BELLADONNA WANTS A MUSICIAN

BellaDonna Writes: As you all may already know, I’m creating a new movie called “Discovering Alexis Texas.” I’m currently searching for a musician or band to make some music for it. The scene I will need the music for takes place in the 60’s – 70’s with free love for all! I have a song here you can listen to that I’m very inspired by and it actually fits PERFECTLY in the scene, but I could not secure the rights for it in my evil porno movie. So if you’re up to the task, it IS a paying job. I’ll pay $1000 for five 4 min. songs, OR four 5 min. songs. 1 of the songs should be closely related to the linked song, the others can be different, but still must fit in the 60’s – 70’s style theme. You will get credits in the movie and one song will play during the end credits of the movie as well.

GO HERE TO HEAR THE LINK

I am on a deadline with this project, so I need this music VERY quickly, if you’re a band that already has this type of music made, then you’re already ahead of the rest!

Go here to email Bella

SUNRISE ADAMS SAYS: “ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS…”

“ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS…well, I can honestly say I have eveything I have ever wanted besides financial freedom!!! But I don’t think Santa pays off credit card debt lol… It would be wonderful if you could plug my web site www.sunriseadams.com :-)”

-Sunrise Adams

 

you got it, Sunrise.

go to www.sunriseadams.com or die!

HAS ELLIE STARTED DOING PORNO?

Fayner Posts: Many of us here have known Ellie for years as a chick who does makeup in the porn business. Many believed she would have gone into doing scenes by now, but as far as we know she still hasn’t.

But then Dez found this picture below from HUSTLER while taking a shit in my bathroom. Look carefully. Is it the same girl as the circled one in the bottom picture?

is this the same girl…

as this?