About Scott Fayner

Former contributing editor at LukeFord.com.

PAMELA ANDERSON HAS A NEW BEAU

from idontlikeyouinthatway.com

Pamela Anderson is the best ‘Soccer Mom’ ever. She’s her sons’ secret weapon during soccer games. Everyone on her kids’ teams is used to seeing her around, but the boys on the opposing teams probably have a pretty hard time concentrating when she’s strutting around on the sidelines. From the looks of these pictures, the people on the sideline don’t seem to notice there’s a game going on either. It’s really nice of her to help by shagging the stray soccer balls, but storing them in her shirt is not necessary. These fanatical sports moms and dads really need to learn where to draw the line.

In other news, Pamela Anderson is dating Sugar Ray frontman, Mark McGrath. He’s now the pretty boy host of Extra, but his best work to date was as one of the stars of the porn movie, Backstage Sluts 2 (NSFW). Why he never wants to talk about that movie, I don’t know. Some people are very modest when it comes to discussing their accomplishments.

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LIL KIM – MAN WHAT HAPPENED??

I mean this girl use to be FINEEEEEEEEEEE. She’s in jail and STILL being sued!!

from the NY Post

Jailed rap diva Lil’ Kim is facing new legal woes — again over a shooting by her Junior M.A.F.I.A. posse.

A Brooklyn Supreme Court judge has issued a default judgment against the raunchy rapper after she ignored a civil suit arising from an August 2001 shooting that involved four members of the crew.

Ron Mysliwiec, lawyer for plaintiff Michael Goody, 25, said he is seeking $1 million.

Kim’s lawyer Mel Sachs said he’ll seek to have the judgment vacated. "It can be shown that she was not involved and was not aware of the incident," he said.

In fact, Kim — whose real name is Kimberly Jones — was miles away when James "Lil’ Cease" Lloyd, Antoine "Banger" Spain, Damien Butler and Suif Jackson walked into a Fort Greene deli where Goody was talking loudly on a cellphone.

Words were exchanged when the four told Goody to pipe down. When he stepped outside, he was shot in the thigh.

Butler and Jackson got jail time. Lloyd got probation, and Spain appears to have been dropped from the case.

Kim — serving 366 days in a Philadelphia lockup for perjury— was not there. But her new Lincoln Navigator was: The posse members were using it.

"Jones had an obligation and duty to employ competent and emotionally stable personnel of high character as her bodyguards so as not to endanger the welfare of others," the complaint says.

Mysliwiec moved for a default judgment after neither Kim nor her lawyers showed up for depositions. Sachs said she couldn’t appear because she’s in jail.

Kim was convicted of perjury after Lloyd and Spain testified against her in a February 2001 shooting in Greenwich Village.

WHAT’S WRONG WITH THE MORAL LEADER??

What’s wrong with the namesake of our site? The self-proclaimed moral leader (Luke) on his other website had some great photos from the XBiz awards.

As I was looking at the photos I saw that Luke referred to Mark Stein as "co-owner of Matrix Content". Now, I find this somewhat amusing because the real "owner" of Matrix Content is Norman Bentley… and anyone that knows the moral leader would know that he loves to take pot shots at Bentley for some reason. Jealousy? Idiocy? A mad crush on Bentley’s ex-wife? Who the hell knows, but whatever it is it’s taking on a very sick and twisted side to it.

Marc Stein, co-owner??? He’s in the minority of minorities, he was fired from Matrix and he’s actually being sued by Matrix because of his incompetence and breach of duties. Co-Owner? OK, I have a great idea, lets all go to E-Trade and buy 5 shares of General Electric, then we can all email The Moral Leader and announce ourselves as "co-owners" of General Electric and we can all finally be taken seriously in the world. Dipshit.

WORLD SERIES OF SEX: BLOWJOBS GETS 4.5 OUT OF 5 REVIEW

World Series Of Sex Blow Jobs
Genre:
Straight, Oral
Studio:
Defiance Films
Director: Vincent Voss
Extras: Behind The Scenes, Photo Gallery
Featured Performers: Taylor Rain, Jamie Brooks, Courtney Simpson, Victoria Sweet, Nikki Hillton, Chanel Chavez, Veronica Lynn, Kat, Alexis Malone, Daryn Darby, Kaiya Lynn
Overall Rating: 4.5 out 5 (Buy)
Year of Production: 2005
Year of Release: 2005
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The Review
This is my first Defiance review in a while. This is a little bit of a special review. It’s Defiance’s The World Series Of Sex Blow Jobs. It has an all star cast including Taylor Rain, Alexis Malone, Kat, Victoria Sweet, Courtney Simpson, Channel Chavez, Kaiya Lynn, Nikki Hilton and Daryn Darby.
This is a blow job competition. There are nine contestants with Jamie Brooks as the host. It’s all done with a baseball theme. I have to say I really loved the concept behind this movie. Two lucky guys are the judges. The guys won a contest by Defiance to appear in the film as judges. Lucky bastards.
There are ten girls all competing to be in the suck off. The winner gets $1,000 plus their normal pay. So there really is an incentive for these girls to give a blow job of a life time. I’ll go girl by girl and tell you what I thought of them.

The first girl up is Courtney Simpson. After a short get to know you interview, we get into the competition. Good old Courtney is a cute little blond. She gets right to business taking it down her throat on all fours. She does have a gag reflex so her guy just fucks her throat from the get go. There is not much sucking at all in her blow job. The cock never really leaves her throat. By the time it comes to the cum shot she takes it most in her mouth and swallows it down.

The second girl is Kat. Her technique is more of what I’m used to. She actually sucked the cockhead. Kat is a spitter though. The sucking doesn’t last long and she is taking it down her throat with no problem. I do like how Kat uses her hands more. She takes her cum like a champ all over her face. Making sure to get some of that hot white cum on her braces.
The third girl is Victoria Sweet. She offered up something special. She has some hot Latin looks. Her skills are decent. She is the first girl to bring her pussy into play. Getting in the sixty-nine position. For the cumshot she takes it all down her throat and swallows it down.

The fourth girl is industry veteran Alexis Malone. She offers up some skills with a capital S. She gets a little violent with her man slapping him around. She sucks a cock like she wants her man to cum. Rotating sucking, deepthroating and stroking. You also get to see her pussy. She plays with herself while her throat is being fucked. This is one of my favorites. His cumshot is straight into her mouth and afterwards she spits it in his face.
Girl number five is Channel Chavez. Other then some sixty-nine Channel doesn’t offer up anything special. So I’m moving on to the next girl. She does swallow the cumshot though.

The sixth girl is Taylor Rain. I will tell you right now she should have won the competition. Those judges should have pulled their heads out of there asses or at least out of Jamie Brooks’ ass. Taylor starts out with her deepthroat technique and then gets right into sixty-nine. She does a nice sloppy blow job with lots of spit. The best action cums when Taylor is on her knees. She deepthroats and sucks for all it’s worth. For the cumshot, she takes it all over her face and does some cum bubbling.

The seventh girl is Kaiya Lynn. This Asian girl is hot. She is curvy with a nice ass, not seen on too many Asians. She deepthroats right off. Lots of moaning and groaning out of this one. Very little pussy action. The cumshot is real weak.

The eighth girl is Veronica Lynn. She’s another Asian girl. Once again it’s right to the deepthroating. I would have liked to have seen these girls do a little more sucking and stroking. Don’t get me wrong, I like the deepthroating but damn. Veronica does some dirty talk. She gets her face fucked from all angles. For the first time in the competition there is some standing sixty-nine with Veronica deepthroating in this position. For the cumshot she gets a full on facial.

The ninth girl is Nikki Hillton. She is the most boring performer of the bunch. I’m not even going to get into this one. Her man cums so hard he shoots some on the host Jamie Brooks.

The last girl is Daryn Darby. Finally a girl who knows how to suck and stroke. She does some sucking of the tip, licking the shaft. Sucking on the balls. She deepthroats too. For the cumshot she takes it all in her mouth. Swallowing the cum.

Kaiya Lynn
wins the competition and makes it into the suck off. Jamie Brooks joins her for the suck off and probably gives the best blow job of the movie.

This has to be at the top of any blow job lovers list. I really liked how this was set up. Jamie Brooks made a great host and yes my girl Taylor Rain should have won. I give this a huge four and a half out of five.
 
Reviewed By: The Viking

NEW MYSTERY PORNO SLAG SOLICITS FAYNER FOR COCAINE

Fayner Posts: Got a text message on my phone Saturday morning at 2:33:23 am from an unknown 810 number. Here is a transcription of the conversation.

Girl: Hey scott can u help me with some eightball   i am female talent and i just want to party i got your number from a girl in the industry

Fayner: Who gave you my #

Girl: Dani Woodward

Fayner: Who r u

Girl: i am a new girl in industry

Fayner: Sounds fishy

Girl: i am working for redlight sunday i just want to party tonite

Fayner: Whats yr name?

It ended there. The next day I called Dani Woodward, who informed me she had no clue who this is. Anyone know?? email me at faynerpornbiz@hotmail.com

TAYLOR RAIN’S MOTLEY SPEW-CREW HITS THE ROAD FOR WEEK OF PORNO MAYHEM IN GLAMIS

TR RENTED TWO RV CAMPERS WITH WEED, MOTORCYCLES, BEER WHORES AND STUDS TO SHOOT HER NEWEST DEFIANCE/TORRID FUCK FLICK ALL WEEK LONG IN GLAMIS, CALIFORNIA

NO STRANGER TO HANDLING WOOD, TR LENDS A HAND LOADING LUMBER INTO THE RV

TR READY TO HIT THE ROAD TO SHRED, SHED AND FILM WHORES GIVING HEAD

UPDATES ALL WEEK…

HERE’S ONE ALREADY…TR SAYS THEY’RE AN HOUR INTO THE ROAD TRIP AND KYLEE KING HAS BILLY GLIDES DICK IN HER MOUTH. CAN’T A WHORE WAIT A FEW HOURS BEFORE FEEDING ON DICK? GUESS NOT…

LISA ANN COMING OUT OF RETIREMENT?

Fayner Posts: A source tells me that former smut slut Lisa Ann was seen recently getting an updated test at an AIM location, and when asked why, she replied that the current crop of female talent is not up to par and she’s contemplating a return to performing.

Let’s hope this is a new trend which leads to recent LF.com poll champion Raquel Darrian also getting back in the fuck fold.

Cross your fingers.

EROTICA FROM MICHAEL NINN RECEIVED 4 OUT OF 5 STARS

Genre: Erotica
Studio: Ninn Worx
Director: Michael Ninn
Extras: Behind The Scenes, Photo Gallery
Featured Performers: Kenzie Ryan, Laura Capri, Electra Angel, Vanessa Hill, Linda Shane, Renato, Mario Rossi, Bob Terminator, Frank M., Sunny Green
Overall Rating: 4 out 5 (Buy)
Year of Production: 2005
Year of Release: 2005
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The Review
My latest Ninn review is Diamond Girl 2: Elegant. This is my first film with Kenzie Ryan. Excuse me, the very beautiful Kenzie Ryan. Much of this film was filmed on location in Budapest and was written and directed by the man himself, Michael Ninn. Diamond Girl 2: Elegant stars, along with Kenzie Ryan, Laura Capri, Electra Angel, Vanessa Hill and Linda Shane. Male talent includes Renato, Mario Rossi, Bob Terminator, Frank M and Sunny Green.
Diamond Girl 2: Elegant is classic Ninn style. A lot of large dark sets with big architectural accents. Those sets are contrasted with bright indoor rooms with a lot of natural light. There are of course bits of Ninn’s flights of fancy. Like a midget in a top hat that plays sort of a piedpipper of pussy. You’ll have to see it to know what I mean. The focus with Diamond Girl 2: Elegant is the classically beautiful Kenzie Ryan. When I first began watching the film it was hard for me to believe that this girl is doing porn. She looks more like a lingerie model and not a porn star. I’m usually not attracted to thin women but Kenzie blew me away. Ninn sure knows how to pick em.
The first scene of the movie is a light and bright indoor scene featuring Kenzie Ryan and Laura Capri. The scene starts with a slow tease. Kenzie shows off her gorgeous legs that look like they are a mile long. She does this thing where she is naked other than her black high heels and crosses her legs. Hot with a capital H! There is also a long masturbation session with Kenzie. She does some clit rubbing and finger penetration. The same goes for Laura. Although I didn’t find her tease nearly as appealing. On the flip side her masturbation was a little harder. After that the girls are finally placed in the same room and Mario Rossi enters the picture. He starts by hard fingering Laura while she sits in a chair. Kenzie then joins in for some cock sucking while Laura sits off by herself masturbating. Kenzie’s cock sucking is all about stroking and sucking the tip. She is not much on deepthroating or spitting. The no spitting is nice to see. The fucking starts with Laura in doggy with her face buried in Kenzie’s pussy. Right where it belongs. The sex has an interesting twist because it takes place of a stainless steel spiral stairway which is surrounded by a glass block wall. These are the things you only see in a Ninn. It’s then Kenzie’s turn. She fucks Mario in reverse cowgirl. The sex is short lived in the scene. For the finishing touch both girls gets a face full of Mario’s cum. They play with his cock afterward and then share the cum amongst each other.
There are two other scenes that feature Kenzie although she does appear in almost all of them. She is in a girl/girl scene with Linda Shane. The scene starts off with both girls masturbating separately. Once together the girls just reach into the toy box for some glass goodies and go at each other. This was a decent girl/girl scene but neither girl looked very inspired. Kenzie’s other scene takes place on an indoor catwalk. Like the other scenes it starts with a long seductive solo masturbation and tease. She’s then joined by Renato. You can tell this girl loves men. Her face lights up during her sex scenes. There are two highlights for the scene. The first is Kenzie doing standing reverse cowgirl. Kenzie has both feet on the floor and she is holding onto a railing in front of her while she is fucking the hell out of Renato. Only a girl with legs as long as Kenzie’s could pull that position off. The second highlight of the scene is the cumshot. There is something so sexy about seeing a woman with a face as pretty as Kenzie’s covered in cum. That could just be me.
There are two other scenes in the film that don’t feature Kenzie. I found both lacking. Electra Angel is in an anal scene. No offense to Electra but she does not look pretty enough to be in a Ninn Worx film. The other scene is with Vanessa Hill. It’s a double penetration scene. It’s an ok scene but it had no chemistry. The good scenes were with Kenzie.
The extras include a good behind the scenes. It had a lot of stuff with Vanessa Hill and very little with Kenzie which was disappointing. There are also some still shots.
Ninn always finds the prettiest girls and Kenzie is another one. I don’t know how he finds women who look so good and act so nasty. I’m giving Diamond Girl 2: Elegant a four out of five.
 
Reviewed By: The Viking