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The most fucked up Bluebird Films story of the month

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Sometimes you just have to ask yourself, what the hell kinda crack are some people smoking?

Mike South recently posted [source] about another awards show. This one is rather interesting. See it’s put on by a company owned by Bluebird Films and they award themselves, two of the 13 categories. There is the award for the best Bluebird Film of the year. No seriously, Bluebird Films is putting on an award show where they award themselves the best Bluebird Films of the year.

I know right now you are probably laughing, thinking this is some kind of joke. I mean who would do something so outrageously stupid, right?

And beyond that, surely a company who owes all those people thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars surely isn’t pissing away money on producing an awards show, and giving themselves awards in the process, right?

I mean how the hell do they find the time for such things? Between hijacking affiliate traffic (through blatant site leaks), not paying people, not just affiliates either, we mean former employees, legal people, graphics designers, etc.

Then there are the idle threats to people Nicholas Steele doesn’t like (or pay) sending them text messages calling them a fat whore, or saying “Better be careful I can’t control what Paul Chaplin will do to you”, or having his friends send warning messages saying “be careful Nick owns a lot of guns”, or the best threat of all is that the person better be careful because the third owner in the company, the silent partner is secretly involved in some sort of “FAMILY” related business, hint hint. Oh yes, the veiled mafia threat is without a doubt my favorite, considering the gun one holds no real water to me considering I live in Texas and let’s be real … who don’t I know that doesn’t own a gun? I think my neighbors 10 year old got one for his birthday last month. Well the mafia thing is a good one but I forgot about the, best be careful we are monitoring your tweets. LOL Seriously almost pee’d my panties laughing at that one.

Yes somehow between all of this they still find time to put on an awards show?  I guess when you don’t pay the people you owe money to, you can afford such extravagances.

Perhaps if Nicholas Steele would spend less time worrying about what I’m doing and more time doing his own job, then maybe Bluebird Films would make enough money to actually pay their bills. Just a thought.

 

Warner Brothers Investigates Bluebird Films

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So rumor is that Warner Brothers is looking into a movie Bluebird Films made before Paul Chaplin “retired” from making porn, it was a Harry Potter parody called Harry Pointer which apparently has yet to be released.  In the movie Paul Chaplin plays the Harry Potter character and the hot little blonde witch, holding the magic wand, if you are wondering is Lou Lou.

 

[source] It’s Dirty Harry as Craig Whyte’s tax aide makes ‘Potter’ porn.  The porn star tax advisor to former Rangers owner Craig Whyte faces a Hollywood legal probe — over a blue movie spoof of Harry Potter.  We told how money man Paul Baxendale-Walker — who counted troubled Whyte among his clients — had a second job bonking in X-rated movies.

Now we can reveal his latest production Harry Pornter could be investigated by Warner Bros lawyers following a tip-off from author JK Rowlings’ team.

Baxendale-Walker takes the lead role in the smutty flick — with Hogwarts-style school uniform, magic wand and specs — as he romps with busty actress CHARLEY GREEN.

The 34H blonde — who shares the name of new Rangers supremo Charles Green — is cast as a witch.

Most of the scenes are too graphic for a family newspaper but feature characters familiar from the boy-wizard books.

In one, a scantily-clad brunette frolics with a man dressed like Potter’s enemy Voldemort — while another sees Charley romp with a fellow ‘witch’. Last night a spokeswoman for Rowling said: “We have passed this on to Warner Bros.”

The film, made by Baxendale-Walker’s firm Bluebird Movies, is thought to be in the late stages of production. His other titles include Ello, Ello: Lust in France and Sugar Daddy.

He earlier told The Scottish Sun: “Of course I appear in the movies. Who wouldn’t want to? What is the point in owning a BMW if you don’t drive it?”

But away from screen his law firm, which also has offices in Glasgow, offers financial advice to “some of the world’s wealthiest families”.

Baxendale-Walker is credited with being the mastermind behind tax avoidance schemes — including the Employee Benefits Trusts which triggered the probe into the Ibrox finances.

He later claimed he advised Whyte on “business matters that are nothing to do with Rangers”. In 2000, he was charged by fraud cops after an inquiry into the pension fund of Glasgow engineering group Balfron. But the trial was called off in 2002.

Five years later he was suspended for three years for conduct unbefitting a solicitor.

Last night a Warner Bros spokeswoman said it had yet to receive information on the movie, adding: “It would be premature to make a comment.”