Lacie Heart comes to Twitter? No it’s another fraud!

Twitter me this … if you have some dumb ass guy pretending to be various porn stars on Twitter, what do you have?  A douche bag who really really needs to get a life.  So who is he pretending to be this week?  Well he is still pretending to be Gianna Michaels (@giannamichaels) but this week he is also pretending to be former Vivid girl Lacie Heart (@TheLacieHeart).

@TheLacieHeart is a fake – not the real Lacie Heart

DEBBIE DOES DALLAS...AGAIN; v1044

Now on the other end of the spectrum it seems that we have Amy Reid (aka Amy Ried) as confirmed by Cindi from Luke is Back as real.  So yes my friends, @realAmyRied on Twitter is in fact the REAL Amy Ried, just a whole heck of a lot skinnier than before.  I think she might have also gotten a nose job.  I don’t know but she looks AMAZING.   She also apparently signed a contract with New Sensations in October, and is currently making a movies for them as we speak, so congrats to her for that.  I look forward to seeing some new product from her.

Amy-Ried

click here to see some great Amy Ried video clips from Pornstar.com

When being exclusive can screw you

Everyone wants the best deal they can get.  I mean duh, it’s only natural to get a great deal on anything and everything we do and that includes making great business deals.  But lately with the economy being the way it is, the old school practices of exclusivity might not be the best answer.

I read a story today on XBIZ about New Sensations signing an exclusive deal for VOD with Adult DVD Empire.  My first thought wasn’t man, great job.  It was more like what they fuck were they thinking?

Why in the fuck, during today’s horrible economic conditions would any studio go out of their way to limit their product to a very select few customers?  What about the millions of people who buy from other sites like AEBN, Mallcom, Gamelink, Effex Media?  There are literally millions of customers who buy from these other outlets each and every day that will now be purposely excluded from having a chance to buy these New Sensation products via VOD.  I don’t know the exact numbers but can you imagine how many people a day buy movies from a mega VOD site like AEBN?  That company is huge and specializes in video on demand.

What kind of dumb ass would seriously even consider such a deal with the things the way they are right now?  What could one website, above all others really offer?  A promise to promote their movie via email to their clients or some special placement on their website?  Well what about the millions and millions of other customers who you just lost ? Is that email ad really worth that?

For fuck sakes the stupid shit that goes on in this business sometimes never ceases to amaze me.

The Office a XXX Paradoy

The full XBIZ story ….

Internet adult retailer AdultDVDEmpire.com has inked a deal that makes it the exclusive video-on-demand provider for New Sensations’ series of critically acclaimed porn parodies.   New Sensations kicked off its string of hit parodies earlier this year with “The Office: A XXX Parody,” helmed by Lee Roy Myers. The movie now is available on AdultDVDEmpire.com.

AdultDVDEmpire.com offers customers three VOD viewing options: download-to-own, streaming rental and a download rental.   Other New Sensations parodies that are available via VOD include “‘70’s Show: A XXX Parody,” “Friends: A XXX Parody,” “Seinfeld: A XXX Parody,” “30 Rock: A XXX Parody,” “Scrubs: A XXX Parody,” and Revolution X/Digital Sin’s “The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody.”

New Sensations’ latest parody to hit the streets, “Entourage: A XXX Parody,” also is available on VOD. The movie stars Tori Black, Anthony Rosano, Eva Ellington, Jeremy Conway, Jack Vegas, Priya Rai, Rocco Reed, Ashlynn Brooke, Patrick Knight and Jayden Jaymes.

Win yourself some XXX Scrubs

Adult DVD is having a Scrubs Parody contest where you can jump into your favorite porn stars “Scurbs”, literally.  Two of the adult industries biggest juggernauts Mallcom and New Sensations have partnered up for an Exclusive contest for the new release of SCRUBS-A XXX PARODY.   The new movie is based on the hit television show Scrubs. The movie involves people who look and act like the real actors from the show and play out those roles while engaging intimately with one another. C’mon we know what goes down…


Scrubs XXX Parody


Basically what they did was post a HD still frame on Adult DVD from the new movie and are looking for fans to post comedic comments about it.   The winner will be the person who posts the most creative and hilarious comment …  originality is appreciated. Three lucky winners will be chosen based on the hilarity of their comment and will win a number of prizes including an AUTOGRAPHED copy of the new SCRUBS PARODY DVD and an original OUTFIT worn by one of the cast members. Yes….an actual outfit worn  AN ACTUAL OUTFIT WORN BY ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE CAST MEMBERS!


SO IF YOU CAN’T GET INTO A PORNSTARS PANTS THIS IS YOUR CHANCE!!!  COMMENT TODAY!!!


click here to enter the contest
and see the movie trailer

DELILAH STRONG LOVES INTERNAL CUM SHOTS

HOLLYWOOD, CA — X marks the spot for the third time, but it’s the beginning and not the end of the trip as New Sensations takes raincoaters on an internal pop-fueled journey in X the Series Vol. 3: Internal.

Directed by Axel Bruan, who also directs New Sensations’ Squirting 101 and whose girl-cum inducing hands are insured for $2 million, comments, “With each new volume in X the Series, I’ll explore a new genre in porn. In this case, it’s all internal pops. We have some great girls lined up in this volume and we’ve got some great scenes because we could truly let the scene progress and conclude naturally. Popping on the face or tits, it just doesn’t seem natural.”

Delilah Strong, leggy brunette cover girl for X the Series Vol. 3, loves internal pop shots and adds, “It just seems so much more natural to have a guy cum inside me. I love that feeling, right before a guy cums, where you can feel him and you know his dick’s about to shoot all that goo inside. It feels so good and I orgasm just feeling all that joy juice jet up in me and then feeling it drip out. It’s so hot.”

With her model good looks, perfect tits and luscious ass, Nikki Loren is an in-demand adult actress. However, the stunner rarely does boy/girl, but does appear in X the Series Vol. 3: Internal.

“I don’t like to work in any project,” Loren shares. “I’m picky and for the most part, I like to do girl/girl scenes. I did like that X the Series wasn’t a typical all-sex movie and that’s part of the reason why I decided to participate even though the internal aspect of the volume isn’t something I always do in a boy/girl scene.”

Destiny Deville, Shy Love, and Bianca Pureheart also appear in X the Series Vol. 3: Internal.

“It’s a beautiful, hot title featuring women of equal beauty!” Braun says.

X the Series Vol. 3: Internal is in stores now by New Sensations.

Check out http://www.newsensations.com/ for more information and other great products.

SOME THOUGHTS ON VIEWING THE NEW NIC ANDREWS TOUR DE FORCE “DARK ANGELS 2”

Dark Angels 2

As jaded as I am, I was actually psyched to watch this porno. There is no reason why Nic Andrews can’t conquer mainstream Hollywood, as he has all the chops, vision and resources to break free from the dreaded curse and find success over the semen-soaked rainbow! Three Cheers for Nic Andrews!

Monica Mayhem plays a vampire who gets a wooden stake through the heart by Dillion Day, and as she dies he states “I hope you enjoyed my wood, bitch!” Brilliant.  Dillion Day you might remember married Dasha in real life, who herself is pretty fucking hot.

Barrett Blade rocks as the main vampire Draken, mostly because he fucks a chick and then kills her, something most men dream of doing but never do.  Barrett Blade is one lucky bastard.  He was married to Devon that hot fucking blonde bitch that can make any man’s dick hard just with one look and now he’s married to Kirsten Price.  How the fuck did one son of a bitch possibly get to lucky?

DARK ANGELS 2 WILL BE AVAILABLE FROM NEW SENSATIONS ANY DAY NOW