BRING TAYLOR DUNKIN’ DONUTS AND SHE’LL LET YOU WATCH HER EAT THEM

Fayner Posts: TR got hooked on Dunkin’ Donuts while in NYC a couple of years ago. People like me and Keith who grew up on the east coast have probably eaten a donut from Dunkin’s for every day we’ve been on this earth.

This was all TR’s idea, I’m just writing it.

"Anyone who brings me some honey dew, vanilla creme or chocolate honey dew or the pink donut with rainbow sprinkles can get to eat them with me! I’ll even pay for them! That’s how bad I want them!"

To inquire please phone the LF.com office and speak to our secretary Nathan 323 397 2890

DID YA EVER HEAT THE ONE ABOUT……

A sweet grandmother telephoned Mount Sinai Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

The operator said "I’ll be glad to help, Dear, what’s the name and room number?"

The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, "Holly Finkel, room 302."

The Operator replied, "Let me check. Oh, good news. Her records say that Holly is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday."

The Grandmother said, "Thank you. That’s wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you for the good news." The operator replied, "You’re more than welcome. Is Holly your daughter?"

The Grandmother said, "No, I’m Holly Finkel in 302. No one tells me anything."

GREAT MOVIE IDEA!!!

Taylor Rain got an incredible movie idea from a fan who took part in her first ever Live Web Chat on her web site over the weekend!!!

Taylor,

As you might all well know, most guys like hot chick and cold beer. So. Why not combine the two in a video about girls who work in various aspects of the beer industry. Babes are the focus, but in a way that helps accentuate the babes in the movie.

Let me know. Oh and if you guys make this one work, you gotta let me be in a seen with one of your babes.

Thanks,
Joey

(now that’s great fan participation… keep visiting Taylors site and keep the ideas coming, we’ll be giving out free porn for the best movie ideas)

TAYLOR RAIN TO CHALLENGE NEW CALABASAS SMOKING BAN

Fayner Posts: College students suck.

Well, at least one does.

The news says that the new anti-smoking ban in Calabasas, CA has to do with some goody-goody coed chick who went weeping to the mayor after being bombarded with cigarette smoke during her lunch break.

Suck it up, bitch.

Well, Taylor Rain ain’t gonna just lie down and take it. Shit, no.

Armed with a carton of Marlboro Lights, young TMFR is planning to on Friday sit outside City Hall in a g-string smoking cigarette after cigarette as protest to what she calls "anti my right to do whatever the fuck I want!"

Many of the top stars of porno will be alongside TR in her fight to keep smoking legal. Come and support your favorite porno stars as they support the future of America!

JUDGE WON’T DISMISS FARRELL SEX TAPE CASE

Bid Lost to Have Farrell Sex Tape Suit Tossed

from ABC7.com

LOS ANGELES – Playboy magazine’s Miss January 2002 today lost a motion for dismissal of a lawsuit brought by actor Colin Farrell, who is seeking to prevent the distribution of a sex tape they made three years ago.

Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Elihu Berle ruled the lawsuit stated sufficient claims to go to trial on grounds of breach of oral contract, invasion of privacy, violation of common law right of publicity, unfair competition and unfair business practices.

Berle rejected defense arguments that Farrell’s lawyers were, in effect, making a copyright infringement claim that could not be supported by the law. He directed Narain’s attorneys to file an answer to the lawsuit.

Paul Berra, the 29-year-old Irish actor’s attorney, declined to comment on the outcome of today’s motion. However, he said in court that the case was never about copyright violations or it would have been brought in federal court.

Narain’s attorney, Leodis Matthews, said outside the courtroom that he was not surprised by the decision.

"The judge took the position we pretty much expected he would take, but we had to narrow down some of the issues," Matthews said.

Narain will not only file an answer to the lawsuit, but also a counterclaim seeking a definition from the judge of her rights in the case, Matthews said.

Matthews said Farrell is avoiding a deposition in the case that would clarify what his intentions were in making the tape with Narain. He said that at the end of the tape Farrell can be heard asking Narain what she wants to do with it.

Matthews said the value of the tape in terms of income to Narain could rival that of the Pamela Anderson-Tommy Lee sex videotape. While on the Internet the Farrell-Narain tape had up to 3,700 hits per hour, he said.

Narain is challenging Farrell’s claim that they had an agreement to keep the tape private. She alleges that, as "co-creator" of the videotape, federal copyright law grants her the rights to reproduce, market and distribute it.

Farrell, the star of such films as "The New World," "Alexander" and the newly released "Ask the Dust," filed suit eight months ago, naming Narain along with Paul Nash, marketing director of the adult Web site company Internet Commerce Group, and celebrity porn broker David Hans Schmidt.

Although a restraining order has been in place since then, temporarily blocking public release of the 15-minute-long video, which shows Farrell and Narain engaged in various sex acts, it surfaced on the Internet for a brief period on Jan. 10.

Since the case was filed, other defendants have been added, including Narain’s friend, Candace Smith, a former model on "The Price Is Right," and several Internet site operators.

At an earlier hearing, the attorneys agreed to enter mediation to try to resolve the lawsuit before a July 17 trial date set by Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Elihu M. Berle.

The judge ordered mediation to wrap up by April 20 and set a post-mediation status conference for April 27.

ANY TAKERS??

Fayner Posts: My dear mother is in town. She comes every year.

Crazy doesn’t even begin to describe my mommy.

Well this visit she’s brought along with her some dude named Joel. He’s pretty lame, but being in her 60s my mother don’t have that many choices anymore.

Joel wants to visit a porno set tomorrow. Travis was supposed to bring us to a Zero Tolerance set yesterday right across the street from my house but when I called him he was hinting around that there may have been some unplanned anal problems going on.

So before they leave on Wednesday I was hoping to just bring him down to some set for like 10 minutes so he can go back and tell all his lame friends.

Please help!!!!! If no one helps me I’ll have to spend the day with them doing the Venice/Santa Monica death tour and that I do not want to do ’cause it is very lame.

Email me faynerpornbiz@hotmail.com or call the LukeFord office at 323 397 2890 if you’re shooting tomorrow and don’t mind me coming down and writing about it while an old guy stands in the corner.

Thanks and have a nice day

IRAQI WOMAN FORCED INTO SEX SLAVERY AND PORN

After Saddam, Iraqi women are used as sex objects. 
 
Violence against women has increased dramatically since the 2003 U.S.-led invasion of Iraq. They have been kidnapped, killed, raped, and even sold to foreign countries for the global prostitution network, the Woman Freedom Organization (WFO), a Baghdad-based NGO, said in a report earlier this month.

“We’ve studied reports from local NGOs on women’s rights in the past three years, including violence, kidnappings, forced prostitution and honor killings,” WFO President Senar Mohammad told Reuters. “And the extent to which women have lost their rights in Iraq is shocking.” According to the WFO study, the most worrying trend was the kidnappings of women, many of whom reported being sexually abused or tortured.

“Kidnapping and raping women has become so widespread that every woman worries that she may become the next victim. Very few women are seen on the streets. It was not like that before the war, no! Many are frightened to step out of their home,” an unidentified Iraqi woman said.

More than 2,000 Iraqi women have been kidnapped since April 2003, the report said, adding that such incidents were largely unknown during Saddam Hussein’s regime. “Money has become more important than lives, and kidnapping women – easy targets because of their weakness – is a quicker way to get a good ransom,” said Mohammad.

Moreover, the study says that several Iraqi women were being sold as sex workers abroad, mainly to the illegal markets in Yemen, Syria, Jordan and the Gulf States. Victims usually discover their fate only after they have been lured outside Iraq by false promises.

“They told my family that I was very beautiful and they were sure I could be a famous model outside Iraq,” said one woman who was deceived by traffickers into going to Kuwait. “Because my brothers and father died in 2003, and we needed money desperately, my mother agreed that I should go.”

“But I discovered that everything was a lie, and I was forced to have sexual relations with men,” she said painfully. “I lost my virginity to a 65-year-old man who bought me at a very high price and who slept with me everyday until I ran away and arranged my return to Iraq.”

Sexual abuses

The report also raised concerns about the conditions of women detainees currently held in prisons run by the U.S. and UK occupation forces, pointing to the Al-Kadhimiya and Abu-Ghraib prisons in particular. “Based on our records and from anonymous information, we estimate that there are more than 250 women in these two prisons alone, who are exposed to different kinds of torture, including sexual abuses,” Mohammad said.

“I was kidnapped and sexually abused,” said Surra Abdu, who spent two months in al-Kadhimiya prison. “But after I was released and reported the matter to the police, they interrogated me and hurt me more, saying I was in cahoots with my jailers.” Abdu added: “Is that the freedom and security offered to us when Saddam was toppled?”

The Iraqi Interior Ministry denies that women detainees were regularly subject to mistreatment. “We’re Muslims, and we know very well how to treat our women prisoners,” said top ministry official Ahmed Youssifin.
But the WFO rejects the government‘s assertions, insisting that it has abundant evidence of the abuse of women detainees. “It’s very difficult to believe women are being well-treated in Iraqi prisons,” he said. “Many times have I seen signs of torture and beatings on their faces after they were released.”
Some of the photos that U.S. guards shot at Abu Ghraib show a U.S. military policeman “having sex with an Iraqi woman,” according to Maj Gen Taguba, who headed a 2005 investigation into abuses of female detainees at the hands of U.S. guards. The Taguba report also stated that U.S. guards committed other crimes against Iraqi women for their entertainment. “An Iraqi woman in her 70s had been harnessed and ridden like a donkey at Abu Ghraib and another coalition detention center after being arrested last July,” the report said.

Lawyers of women prisoners also assert that U.S. guards had been raping women detainees and forcing them to strip naked in front of men. They also said that these crimes were being committed all across Iraq. According to an Iraqi female lawyer, identified as Swadi, a woman prisoner at a U.S. military base in al-Kharkh told her that “she had been raped… several American soldiers had raped her. She had tried to fight them off and they had hurt her arm.” 

There is reason to believe that these abuses are still going on. When Swadi tried to visit women detainees at Abu Ghraib recently, U.S. guards refused to let her in. When she complained, they threatened to arrest her.
It is obvious that these abuses are horrible. What is so painful is that the oppression of Iraqi women won’t end soon. It will also have a devastating impact on the way of life of the Iraqi people — thanks to the U.S./UK invasion.

 

HOW DO YOU SAY ‘FUCK ME’ IN SIGN LANGUAGE?

High school deaf interpreter gets 20 years for child porn

By Kristen Zambo, Naples Daily News

A former Fort Myers High School deaf interpreter was sentenced to 20 years in prison today for transporting more than 4,000 pictures of child pornography.

William Allen Lane, 34, of North Fort Myers, was arrested and charged in August with one count of transportation of child pornography and one count of possession of child pornography. In exchange for his guilty plea in December, prosecutors dropped the possession of child pornography charge.

Investigators were tipped off to Lane after a North Fort Myers tattoo artist told Lee County Sheriff’s investigators that Lane e-mailed him some of the pictures, saying they could serve as payment for a tattoo Lane wanted.

U.S. District Judge John Steele today questioned Lane and his attorney, Assistant Federal Public Defender Martin DerOvanesian, about Lane’s false statements to the Lee County School District to gain employment there.

"It sure looks to me like he lied, so I’d like him to address that," Steele said.

Lane said he created lies in his employment background to secure a job.

"I kinda created a fantasy life to cope. Those statements came from that fantasy life," Lane said. "I did what I had to do to get that position and obtain employment here in Southwest Florida."

Lane said he was sexually abused as a youngster and added that he knew what he had done was wrong.

"I know in the eyes of the law I am viewed as a monster, but I am a caring person," he said.

His attorney advocated a non-prison sentence focused on rehabilitation. Instead, Steele sentenced Lane, a first-time offender, to 20 years. When he is released he will be under lifetime supervision including drug and alcohol counseling and sex offender counseling. He also must register as sex offender, have no contact with anyone under 18, stay away from places where minors congregate and more.

BREAKING NEWS: SCOTT FAYNER WIRED

After 4 months of Kinkos, handing off discs to people or dictating stories to TMFR over the phone for 3 hours… Scott Fayner has been blessed with High Speed Internet access at his residence in Casa De Rain. The installation was overseen by Taylor Rain.

Fayner and ‘The Hippy’ roommate (ever see ‘That 70’s Show, yup that’s the guy) will be cruising the information superhighway now at lightning speed.

Yesterday Fayner went to Ralphs and stocked up on Marshmellow cereal and materials for creating only the best Grilled Cheese sandwiches, he’s now ready to bunker down and work his tail off.

Expect to see incredible Fayner updates!

IT COULD GO SOMETHING LIKE THIS

Fayner Posts: George Bush ain’t bright. Dumb as fuck, if you think about it.

Mary Carey Ain’t bright. Dumb as fuck, if you think about it.

And what is a typical conversation between two people who are quite retarded? Let’s just see, okay?

BUSH  Was that true you’re hiding terrorists in your big head?

CAREY I don’t know. I am pretty dumb.

BUSH Me too.

CAREY  Wanna go play in my sandbox?

BUSH  Oh Yeah! I love playing in sandboxes. Let’s go!

CAREY  But don’t you have a planet to destroy?

BUSH  That can wait. Do you have any silly putty?

CAREY  Of course I do. I have Mr Potato Head too. You can skull-fuck him if you want to!

BUSH   Yeee Haw!!!

CAREY  I’m stupid.