About Scott Fayner

Former contributing editor at LukeFord.com.

TYLER DURDEN HELPS KEEP L.A. FIRE FROM SCORCHING HIS HOME

Fayner Posts: The initial Chatsworth blaze on Wednesday began mere yards from where male performer Tyler Durden lives, cutting his power for two days and nearly forcing him to evacuate in fear of being burnt.

But Tyler refused to let a little thing like fire take away all his beloved gadgets and water pipes, and joined the heroic firefighters in their battle against mother nature’s fury.

Luckily they were able to extinguish that fire in time to save all the homes in danger on his street, and Tyler didn’t have to vacate.

So what did he do for two days without electricity?

"I smoked weed in the dark, cooked all my food before it went bad and watched movies on my PSP," he said.

KELLY BROOK BRINGS NEW LIFE TO THE HOT BABYSITTER FANTASY

 

From http://www.thesun.co.uk SEXY actress Kelly Brook has confessed she used to watch porn when she was babysitting.

The stunner admits she couldn’t resist inviting all her friends round to watch x-rated videos when the kids were asleep.

She told Loaded magazine: "When I was younger I used to babysit for a couple who had a huge collection of naughty videos.

"My friends would all come round and we’d sit and watch them."

 

TRICIA DEVEREAUX’S LITTLE VAULT OF WHORES

Buttman Comics Presents: VAULT OF WHORES is the first movie from Evil Angel to be shot in High Definition Video. The highly anticipated follow-up to last year’s AVN award winner for Tales from the Crack Best Vignette Release, Vault is inspired by the art of John Howard, a featured artist in Buttman magazine, and written by David Crawford.
 

The story this time out is one of a young student Laura (Taryn Thomas) who gets picked on by a pack of unsavory yet sexy cheerleaders. Mark (Scott Nails) comes to her aid and also comes to find out that Laura is a fan of "DIRTY"comic books. From there you travel into the world of Buttman Comics with three tawdry stories. The first takes you to hell where The Devil (Tommy Gunn) finds that marriage (to Kaylynn) ain’t all it’s cracked up to be. Next we go shopping with the sultry Vicky Vette. There will definitely be a clean up on aisle three. Then we are off to the main event with BACKYARD WRESLTING. Katja Kassin and Dillan Lauren are two bad-ass wrestlers in search of the championship title and maybe a little out-of-the-ring action.
 

All of this is brought to you in stunning HIGH DEFINTION video. It is not only the first ever Evil Angel High-Def movie, but also the first in adult to be a complete High-Def product. Not only is the movie captured in High-Def and the third Windows Media Player disc shown in true High-Def video, but all of the bonus features on the second disc were captured in High-Def as well. So from start to finish the whole thing was shot High-Def video.

AVN Award-winning cinematographer Jack Remy also lends his skills and eye to the production, and as an added bonus, Buttman John Stagliano (also an AVN Award-winning cinematographer) himself helms the camera on this one, and shoots a scene in the movie alongside Evil Angel director Jonni Darkko. Tricia Devereaux and David Lord direct this feature and with another all-star cast, burning hot sex, and asses galore, this one is bound to be another instant classic.
 

The three-disc DVD set will be released on November 2 and will include Behind-the-scenes, featurettes, casting, interviews, and much more. The third disc will feature the movie in Windows Media-HD format, playable on your computer or a HD-DVD player and television.
 

The VHS is now available from your local retailer, and DivX downloads will be available shortly from www.evilangel.com. Photos and a trailer are also now available on www.evilangel.com.  If your distributor does not carry this title, please contact Michelle at Evil Angel at 800-442-6435.
 

Media please contact Tricia at triciadevereaux@aol.com

VIVID VALLEY LAUNCHES ON PLAYBOY TV TODAY

FROM http://www.advocate.com Gay producing duo Fenton Bailey and Randy Barbato have moved from a porn classic to a porn giant, reports Variety . On the heels of creating the theatrical documentary Inside Deep Throat , Bailey and Barbato have now sold their 13-hour investigation on mega–porn company Vivid Entertainment to the Playboy TV network, where it will air as a weekly series. The documentary, Vivid Valley , will premiere its first hour on Playboy TV on Saturday, October 1. The program will then continue Saturdays at 9:30 p.m. eastern, available to the network’s monthly subscribers and by pay-per-view to nonsubscribers.

Vivid Valley centers on company founder Steven Hirsch, who turned porn actors into porn stars by signing them to exclusive contracts. Hirsch signed arguably the most famous porn star ever, Jenna Jameson, who is featured throughout the documentary. Bailey and Barbato’s World of Wonder company also produced TransGeneration , the Sundance Channel’s exploration of transgender college students, as well as Bravo’s Showbiz Moms and Dads and AMC’s Movies That Shook the World .

Fayner Says: Although Hirsch has done well by signing girls and launching them into stardom, it must be stated that Jenna, along with Tera Patrick were both considerable bigwigs at the time they became Vivid Girls. That is all.

FAYNER’S MALE SAC

DAN WRITES: Dig the site, but there’s one thing I should tell you before someone who’s a much bigger/more pompous asshole screams this at you: Adolph Hitler was elected; he wasn’t installed.

The German economy was in the toilet and he was the first politician to convince the German people — who my history professor referred to as having a “sonderweg”, or as it’s loosely translated “retarded path” in politics, meaning they’re political retards — that they are strong and should unite under his national socialist ideals.

Otherwise, fairly accurate, though I don’t think Hitler and Bush are all that alike.

Hitler was a great speaker.

Fayner Says: I got this from the internet:

These two myths – that Hitler was elected into power and that Germany supported him – are not true. The Hitler regime was never democratically elected. Hitler was appointed Chancellor of Germany on 30 January 1933 by the President, General Hindenburg, and the politician von Papen, to try to stop a left-wing government taking power.

 

J WRITES: Fayner…what’s up with the ‘brainwashed puppets’ crap? You know these guys are in a hard spot…they can go shoot a bunch of foreign rambo-wannabe’s or spend 10 years chugging cock in military prison. That’s a pretty easy call for most guys not already into tossing salad for extra cigs or pb&j’s.

Fayner Says: Soldiers are trained to obey and serve their superior, and despite them risking their lives for you and me that makes them brainwashed puppets. Okay?

U.S. ARMY ENDS INVESTIGATION OF SOLDIERS POSTING DEAD IRAQI PICTURES ON INTERNET AS TRADE FOR PORN JUST DAYS AFTER NEWS HIT. SURPRISED?

PLUS THE WEBSITE LINK RESPONSIBLE FOR HOSTING SUCH A INHUMANE CRIME

Fayner Posts: I looked at the pictures of American G.I.s smiling among exploded heads, torn limbs and much worse. It is appauling to think human life is so meaningless to the people who got a kick out of snapping pictures like this. Take a look for yourself. It’s fucking wrong.

http://www.nowthatsfuckedup.com

WASHINGTON, Sept 28 (Reuters) – The U.S. Army after a brief inquiry has failed to determine whether U.S. soldiers provided grisly photos of people killed in the Iraq war to a porn Web site in exchange for free access to it, officials said on Wednesday

The numerous graphic pictures posted on the Web site showed men, with their faces visible and wearing what looked like U.S. military uniforms, standing over a charred corpse, mutilated dead bodies and severed body parts.

The porn Web site states the photos were provided by troops in Iraq as well as Afghanistan in order to get free access to its sexual images. Many of the photos, still posted on the site, are accompanied by captions making light of the corpses; for example one photo of a charred body was dubbed “Cooked Iraqi.”

The Army Criminal Investigation Command in Iraq conducted the preliminary inquiry within the past week but closed it after concluding no felony crime had been committed and failing to determine whether U.S. soldiers were responsible for the photos and whether they showed actual war dead, Army officials said.

Col. Joe Curtin, an Army spokesman at the Pentagon, said there currently was no formal investigation into the matter.

“We’re not blowing this off,” Curtin said. “If the Army thinks it’s in its interest to investigate something, we will. There are multiple challenges here. One is the anonymity of the sources, dates, times, locations, units, anything that is reasonably identifiable that we can work off of.”

This controversy over the photographs involving U.S. military personnel comes a year and a half after other pictures taken by U.S. soldiers became public in April 2004 showing them abusing and sexually humiliating Iraqi prisoners at the Abu Ghraib jail, a scandal that prompted international condemnation of the United States.

‘CURSORY INVESTIGATION’

The Washington-based Muslim civil rights group Council on American-Islamic Relations, which had called for an investigation into the allegations of photos of corpses swapped for pornography, called the probe insufficient.

“It’s entirely inappropriate for the military to do such a cursory investigation of something that is really casting a very negative light on our nation’s military and can only serve to further damage America’s image and interests throughout the Islamic world,” said Ibrahim Hooper, a spokesman for the group.

Hooper said the military must determine who was involved and whether the conduct violated U.S. military law and international laws governing conduct during wartime, including the Geneva Conventions.

Curtin said the Army was not ruling out the possibility of opening a formal criminal investigation. “Any time new information becomes available that’s credible, yes, they potentially could reopen the case,” he said.

The Web site separates the corpse pictures from its sexual images. According to an article in the Online Journalism Review of the Annenberg School for Communications at the University of Southern California, the site’s owner, Chris Wilson, lives in Lakeland, Florida, but hosts the site out of Amsterdam. The article quotes Wilson as saying the site’s images of nude female U.S. soldiers in Iraq and photos of war dead provide a “raw” account of war.

Officials said that while the Army’s preliminary inquiry had determined no felony act had taken place, soldiers potentially could be punished for conduct unbecoming a soldier, which generally brings administrative sanctions.

Without confirming the authenticity of the photos or who took them, Pentagon spokesman Bryan Whitman said, “This does not represent the values of the United States military, and doesn’t represent the vast majority of the actions and behavior of our men and women in uniform. It is a despicable practice. It’s unacceptable. And the department is going to address it.”

Curtin said the military was examining policies, procedures and legal implications of how soldiers transmit photos from the battlefield, and could consider limiting troops’ use of their own personal computers or cameras in a combat zone.

“The military must be very careful in not violating an individual’s First Amendment rights,” Curtin said, referring to the constitutional right of free expression.

“Soldiers encounter the horrors of war, and they are able to record it,” Curtin said. “You mix it with the porn site, now you muddy the waters.”

Army Chief of Staff Gen. Peter Schoomaker on Wednesday sent a message about “Internet Safety” to U.S. soldiers, but focused on restrictions on images that could compromise operational security on the battlefield. Curtin said the message was unrelated to the corpse photos.

JUSTINE JOLI & RON JEREMY VISIT NEW MEXICO

(Los Angeles, CA) Pipedream & Metro contract star Ron Jeremy and Ninn Worx Spokes model Justine Joli head to Albuquerque NM Friday October 7th for a day of live radio interviews, an in-store appearance at Castle Mega Store and a night of fun and drinks with 2 lucky winners.The day starts with an 8am interview at KZZR 94 Rock with TJ Trout, Erika Viking and the morning crew. Listen live at www.94rock.com and call (503) 889-9494 with your comments and questions.

The duo will then head over to 104.7 The Edge with Buck & Dex. Listen live at www.1047edgeradio.com, call (503) 338-3343, and talk to Living Legend Ron Jeremy and today’s most popular girl/girl performer, the Queen of ‘girls only’ porn, Justine Joli.

Later that evening from 6pm – 10pm Ron & Justine will be signing autographs, posing for Polaroid’s, have titles for purchase, and meeting and greeting their fans at:

Castle Mega Store
5110 Central Avenue SE
Albuquerque, NM 87108
(505) 262-2266

Special discounts on selected merchandise, free give-aways and a live broadcast by 104.7 The Edge round out this in-store appearance. Please arrive early.

Fans of sexy red head Justine Joli and The World’s Most Recognized Porn Star Ron Jeremy have the chance to win goodie bags by listening to both radio stations from 6am – 10am Friday September 30th – Thursday October 6th. Five lucky listeners will win a bag stuffed with 8X10’s and adult novelty items provided by Pipedream.

A grand prize winner from each station will be drawn from the week’s winners by Jeremy & Joli during their live interviews. The Grand Prize packages contain a life like cock molded from Jeremy’s own impressive anatomy, a DVD copy of a Justine Joli/Ninn Worx title, a DVD copy of Image Entertainment’s “Being Ron Jeremy” and an evening out with Ron & Justine.

The evening starts at Castle Mega Store where the grand prize winner can pick up his goodie bag from the contest as well as his grand prize package, immediately after the signing Justine, Ron and the winners will head off to Club OPM. There the winners and their guest will have the opportunity to hang out with both adult film stars, partake in free drinks and dance the night away.

Gifts provided by Pipedream Products, Ninn Worx, Castle Mega Store, High Profile Media and Image Entertainment.

A special thanks goes out to Club OPM, 104.7 The Edge, 94 Rock, Pipedream and Castle Mega Store for hosting this special Grand Prize evening.

To see more of Justine Joli please visit her web site http://www.justinejoli.com/