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IN THE MEANTIME, HERE ARE A FEW SCREEN SHOTS FROM THE GAME

There’s a new playa in town… and it’s not Dick Bandit… it’s NATE DAWG!!!!!!!! The new definition of Pimpin.

FROM http://www.ap.org/  RICHMOND – The bright red Hustler Hollywood sign in Richmond has been topped — literally.

The congregation of Red House Baptist Church in Richmond bought a sign that sits directly above the Hustler billboard. The church’s sign reads: "Don’t Get HUSTLED, Give Your Life To Jesus."

The sign went up Friday, said Adam Dooley, pastor of Red House Baptist. Dooley said the church paid to have the sign displayed for one year.

"We’re not questioning (Hustler’s) right to have the sign," Dooley said. "We’re not looking to get into any legal battle. We just wanted to make a statement to the community."

The Hustler Hollywood billboard has been up about a year advertising the store off I-75 at Exit 110 in Lexington. The store is owned by Jimmy Flynt, the brother of Kentucky native Larry Flynt, publisher of Hustler magazine.

The store offers a wide variety of items, including adult novelties, videos, magazines and clothing. Dooley said the church’s sign is an attempt to show people there is a positive alternative to pornography.

"I don’t like having to explain the sign to our children," Dooley said.

from www.2theadvocate.com   A Jewish porn star and an abstinent Christian debated pornography Wednesday night, exciting some 1,200 college students at the LSU Union Theater.

Fire marshal codes prevented hundreds of other students from entering the free event featuring celebrity Ron Jeremy, a 27-year veteran of the porn film industry, and Michael Leahy, a self-proclaimed recovering sex addict and author of "Porn Nation: The Naked Truth."

The twosome didn’t bicker much, but the so-called debate summoned more laughs than the David Duke/Edwin Edwards debates of 1991.

Jeremy and Leahy both blamed sexual addiction on individual responsibility and parenting, saying some content is not X-rated but still can sexually arouse people.

"You cannot blame porn," Jeremy said. "When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan’s Island."

Leahy compared pornography to a gateway drug that destroyed his 13-year marriage. He said the corporate world should recognize that pornography inspires compulsive and addictive behaviors which insurance companies should cover.

"If you’re cruising pornography on your lunch hour, that is immediate grounds for firing," Leahy said of the zero-tolerance policy in the workplace. Leahy said sexual porn addiction makes life unmanageable, and addicts just can’t stop.

Jeremy said he felt sorry that Leahy had a sexual porn addiction, but that outlawing the porn industry because of a few addicts was as irrational as outlawing church because of a few abusive priests.

"I’m a big anti-censorship person," Leahy said, but porn "appears more normal in mainstream media," including the growing market of porn on the Internet and cell phones.

"Understand that this is an industry that doesn’t have a plan for how to manage this or control new versions of porn that are sprouting everywhere," Leahy said. "The rules that worked 20 or 30 years ago when Ron started out just don’t apply anymore."

Jeremy, however, argued that the mainstream porn industry, which always labels itself "XXX," needs the Internet because it can’t use mediums such as billboards. He contended that soap operas and PG-13 movies sneak in sexually arousing content without warning. Jeremy even referred to a billboards along Hollywood’s Sunset Boulevard — one Disney board shows a nude lady draped in material, and another features musician Tori Amos breastfeeding a pig.

"Why they chose to pick on us and not this I think is very unfair," Jeremy said.

The American porn industry is just "white bread sex," Jeremy said. Unlike Europe, which films anything from bestiality to cucumbers and feces, the American porn companies take control over content, identification and blood tests, and sometimes help prosecute criminal activity when it comes to children and animals.

Leahy agreed, saying minor filmmakers must compete with the major players in California by going to the extreme and tapping into a niche market of bizarre, high-risk content.

One LSU student asked how porn promotes family values. Jeremy scoffed, “I want you to do a sex scene, and give us some family values,” and the crowd exploded with laughter.

“If you want to laugh, go watch Monty Python … family values is not an assignment in the world of porn,” Jeremy said.

Leahy recommends parents talk to their children not only about sex, but about pornography. He blamed part of his sexual addiction on not having a strong dialogue with his parents.

“There are so many parents who are just not comfortable going there,” he said. “I think a lot of them are into it privately and they’ve kept it secret and haven’t dealt with it. But if you’re a parent and you have values, you need to communicate that early on.”

Another student was curious about the serious love relationships of Jeremy and Leahy. Both agreed it was tough on both ends of the spectrum, Jeremy being a porn star and Leahy being an eight-year, born-again virgin.

“Sometimes you miss it … it’s the sacrifice you make,” Jeremy said, just before mentioning a flute player he loved who got away.

One curious student asked the obvious question to Jeremy: “How big is it?”

“It’s 2 inches from the floor,” Jeremy said, causing more outbursts. “Seriously, I’m telling you, I’m standing here, and my penis is parked in the car.”

After the audience calmed down a bit, Jeremy asked the student if he wanted both speakers to answer the question.

“Ron, if you want to find out, you have to marry me first,” Leahy said.

As students were shuffling out of the theater to step in line for autographs, a student asked Jeremy for a hug.

“Sure, I can sign autographs really fast. I can hug really fast, and I can insert really fast.”

After the debate, hundreds of students lined up to meet Jeremy, leaving Leahy off to the side by himself. He described his friendship with Jeremy that developed after the pair began touring American Universities a year ago. They talk on the phone, hang out in Jacuzzis and share their personal struggles.

“Being with Ron is off the charts… I really, really like him as a person,” Leahy said. “Ron is who he says he is. He doesn’t hide it. You know what you’re getting when you get Ron Jeremy.”

When women beg Jeremy to sign their breasts, Leahy says Jeremy turns the women from Leahy’s direction — a sign of respect, he says.

Leahy plans to spend Thursday volunteering at a hurricane relief shelter in Baton Rouge while Jeremy returns to Los Angeles.

An LSU committee spent $10,000 for an appearance from Jeremy and Leahy. Most of the funding came from LSU’s Leisure Learning profits and a small portion came from student tuition, according to Louis LaVie, who heads the Ideas and Issues Committee of LSU’s Union Program Council.

TODAY’S STATES AND SOME PORNO FOLK WHO CALL THEM HOME

CLOCKWISE FROM TOP RIGHT: KACEY, AVY SCOTT, CHASEY LAIN, GIA JORDAN AND KAMI ANDREWS (CENTER)

CLOCKWISE FROM TOP RIGHT: KIMBERLY KANE, FELECIA, VIOLET BLUE AND JACKLYN LICK (CENTER)

The valley is dry right now!

So I hit up Tyler Wood and tell him how I cant find any weed in this fuckin valley! He tells me to hit up some friends. HOLLA! So I hit them up. “They tell me come to the office. “

“Word! I will be there in 10 minutes” am speeding down Reseda to go get weed bumpin bob Marley! I felt like I was scoring crack at that point because we all know I always have weed on deck. ALWAYS!

I get to this office and I was one happy porno chick because these two people are the perfect pothead couple! They are so cute! So we smoke a joint right away because I was flippin out man!!!!! Then they show me what they got! I said, “I will take it all!” HOLLA!

Anyways, we started talking about these jackets. They are fucking amazing for a pothead! I got one last year and I wore it everyday in the winter.

If you go on www.hoodlamb.com you can check them out! They have them for men and women and in a variety of colors. There also made out of hemp and vegan fur, they have one stash spot that holds up to an ounce of Kush, rolling paper dispenser, and they’re awesome for snowboarding, and when your rolling on something good they feel amazing. You are missing out if you don’t have a hoodlamb jacket. HOLLA! Hit me up on my e-mail and I can mail them out to you personally. I will sign your jacket and also send you a free DVD! HOLLA!

Peace out!
TMFR
Owner, writer, and editor

C’mon I don’t think you’ll find
A place to live in peace of mind
You’re gonna live in misery
When you’re livin’ next to me
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood…aaaah
Won’t you be my, won’t you be my fuckin’ neighbor?

-UGLY KID JOE

Fayner Posts: I was paying my rent the other day, kinda late but kinda like always. I’m allergic to mailing things and since I no longer go out during the day due to traffic it’s hard to get to my landlord’s law office a mere 10 miles away. Luckily she was at the building going through paperwork with a new tenant or I would have been in trouble. When I got back from the bank I gave her a call.

"Are you here?" I asked.

"Yes," she answered, "in apartment 5 with the new guy moving in. He says he knows who you are. I didn’t know you were so famous."

"I’d say more like infamous."

"I’m coming over."

I don’t know the guy, but I guess he knows April Storm and says we met at her birthday party. I made sure to stress to my landlord how he is not my friend and I have no recollection of meeting him, ’cause after I helped Trent and Taylor move in and their battles with drama within the complex I feared that anyone with any association to me would instantly be escorted off the premises and not allowed to move in.

I haven’t seen him lugging boxes yet, so at the moment it is still not clear if knowing me has lost him the apartment. I myself would never let him move in…
 

TARA REID SAYS SHE’LL NEVER BE DUMB ENOUGH TO MAKE A HOME SEX TAPE LIKE HER FRIEND PARIS HILTON. LUCKY FOR US, SHE’S NOT SO BRIGHT THAT SHE’D FAIL TO NOTICE ONE OF HER NEW BOOBS POPPING OUT IN FRONT OF CAMERAS, AS WELL AS HER STEAMY YET "RESPECTABLE" SOFT-CORE SEX SCENE IN THE LOW-BUDGET "BODY SHOTS"

even an idiot like Paris Hilton knows when her boob is exposed

FROM THE INTERNET: American Pie beauty Tara Reid claims she would never be "stupid enough" to copy her friend Paris Hilton and tape a porn video.

Reid says: "I’ve never made one. I’m not stupid enough to put myself on video.

"The worst thing I ever did is dance on the table."

FROM THE INTERNET:

THE men were crying and pleading with the woman not to jump.

But on seeing the police, she ignored their pleas and jumped 50m from the window of a second floor flat in Damansara Damai.

Her attempt to flee was in vain.

Klang Valley’s so-called Porn Queen is now under detention.

She injured her leg and pelvic bone in the fall and had to be admitted to hospital, reported the Malay Mail.

She is believed to be the sole woman behind the distribution of pornographic DVDs.

The 30-year-old headed a syndicate dubbed ‘Lady Boss Gang’, which distributed pirated DVDs of Hollywood and porn movies.

Her syndicate, which had been in operation for the past year, used apartment units as distribution centres for the DVDs to avoid police detection.

Syndicate members also supplied porn DVDs to traders operating stalls outside shops.

The woman apparently owns a posh house in Petaling Jaya, believed to have been bought with proceeds from the sale of pirated DVDs.

The police have also detained two men in their early 20s, believed to be her accomplices.

Selangor Anti-Vice, Gaming and Secret Society division deputy head Assistant Superintendent Nik Roshdi Nik Yahya said 25,000 porn and pirated DVDs worth RM25,000 ($11,152) were seized from the three-room unit.

Mr Nik Roshdi said the team led by Chief Inspector Razali Ismail knocked on the door several times but there was no response.

‘The police team then used crow-bars and metal cutters to force open the door and found two men hiding under a table.

‘The men were crying and pleading with the woman not to jump from the unit and leave them.

‘On seeing the police, the woman jumped out of the window and injured her buttocks and left leg.’

She was quite a professional.

Apparently she had conducted a year’s ‘research’ on the pirated DVD market in the Klang Valley before deciding to get into the business.

Police investigations revealed that the suspect, from Petaling Jaya, had borrowed money from family and friends to start her illegal trade.

She employed youths in their 20s to re-package pirated DVDs at the apartment unit between midnight and 6am – when her neighbours were fast asleep.

The pirated DVDs were sent to her from factories in the Klang Valley.

BRIANA TAKES SOME TIME TO MINGLE WITH THE COMMON FOLK

Fayner Posts: It all began as a joke. I was calling Briana to do a scheduled interview as I’m psyched to see how great she looks and how much more pleasant she’s become now that she’s free from a seven year relationship with Bobby Vitale and a grave crack habit, and I found myself like always leaving the popular Vivid Girl yet another voice message pleading my case.

For some reason I was feeling a bit playful, and when it came time to record my message I opted to try being angry instead of my normal sweet self in hopes of getting her to call me back.

"Listen," I said, "you blew me off today. What happened to noon? I guess all the stories are true about you being a bitchy diva Prima Donna egotistical whore that shows up whenever you want, skips out on planned interviews and goes around thinking you’re the god-damned Cat’s Meow! Little do you know that you ain’t all that! Call me if you get some time away from your pedestal which sits high above us the rest of us, okay?"

Briana called back a little bit later. My plan worked.

"What the fuck?" she yelled. "I’m not a Prima Donna! I’m humble and caring and punctually proficient!"

I didn’t have to explain myself ’cause Briana knew it was all a joke. We set up another meeting for the next day to conduct the interview she guarantees will be chalk-full of scandal regarding her former boyfriend and the crack addiction that controlled her for many years.

"I promise I’ll call you at noon tomorrow, okay? If I don’t you can write about how I’m such an arrogant bitch who blows off interviews ’cause I can’t stop looking at myself in the mirror."

I assume it is obvious that Briana never called me.

Despite feeling emotionally abused I still love Briana to death. She’s is the farthest thing from a bitch I’ve ever met while working in this business and I hope that never changes…