About Scott Fayner

Former contributing editor at LukeFord.com.

THE TIME FAYNER BECAME SUSPECT IN GRUESOME MURDER

Fayner Posts: It was a warm Sunday afternoon in 1996, June 24th to be precise, as my roommate Willy and I headed out from our apartment, a mere block away from the Zanzibar nightclub we both worked at, to get some lunch after waking from another hectic evening serving cheesy people drinks.

A dozen steps from or building and we’re surrounded by local news crews hounding us for information about a murder linked to Zanzibar.

"What the fuck?" I remember asking.

We bolted straight for the Zanzibar office.

An excerpt from the Associated Press

The murder last week of Karina E. Holmer, a 20-year-old Swedish au pair who worked in Dover, has been a sobering return to reality for many of the young foreigners who work in the Boston area.

Ms. Holmer was last seen alive June 22 at the Zanzibar nightclub. The next day, the severed upper half of her body was found in a Dumpster in Boston’s Fenway neighborhood.

The lower half of her body has yet to be found and police were still trying Sunday to find the scene where she might have been slain to help them find clues to her killer.

I took the night off on June 22nd to attend my friend’s band rock show at another venue within what is called "The Alley," a group of watering holes owned by the same company, which also included Zanzibar.

Following the show at the 2 am closing time, Willy and I decided to invite people back to our place for an after hours party, mostly because it was only a city block away.

Lacking any alcohol, I was picked to go into Zanzibar and "borrow" some booze, a common practice for us.

Once inside, I noticed the usual random drunken chicks sitting around waiting for whichever bartender planning on fucking them to cash out and take them home.

One of the bartenders, Tony, yelled down to me from the balcony to walk one drunk chick in particular out to a cab, as she was not there as a fuck toy for anyone, just too drunk to leave.

"Sure," I shot back, "just let me grab some booze, okay?"

I was gone less than two minutes, returning to the same spot with the beer to walk her to a taxi. She was gone. I thought nothing of it and left.

Sometime later that day, that woman I was asked to help get a cab, a Swedish nanny named Karina Holmer was probably raped, then cut at the torso with a chainsaw to discard of any DNA that would have been present in the semen of the villain, her top half thrown in a dumpster near Fenway Park. Her lower half was never recovered.

Local Boston Homicide cops and the FBI were on the case, and during interviews with Zanzibar staff were told she was last seen inside the club with me. So began the interrogation.

Despite my alibi, I was many times called into the club office to meet with the authorities involving my possible involvement. It was becoming a pain in the ass for me, answering the same questions over and over. They kept pushing me for information, which I chalked up to the fact that they had no leads at all. It came down to me almost joking about the possibility that I was involved, telling the cops that I couldn’t even lift up a chainsaw, let alone cut someone up with one.

After months of random meetings with the fuzz, it was finally understood that I was innocent.

The case remains unsolved.

It is believed by many that the crime was done by a Boston police officer she had been dating.

Now you know the ugly secret I’ve been hiding for years.

DID ANYONE ELSE CATCH THIS?

Fayner Posts: There is a Burger King commercial playing these days to advertise some new breakfast sandwich that caught my eye. And it’s not because it looks real tasty.

A man, the typical American white-bred male, opens up the shade in his bedroom, only to be face-to-face with the spooky Burger King mascot.

What made me look twice was when in the background behind the man walked a woman presumed to be either his wife or girlfriend.

Sounds normal, right?

It would be if she wasn’t black.

I for one think this is wonderful. Sure, I harp on America for being so prejudiced and corrupt and greedy, but it is a little thing like this that so many will never even detect that revives my love for this country.

Not to say that mixed couples shouldn’t be common and celebrated here. Millions find comfort and love through those of another color, have for years and years and years, despite right-wing opposition and Nazi-like beliefs.

One wonders if this was planned, or just a last-minute decision to give this white man a black significant other, and if her quick on-screen pass was motivated by the fact that she is of a different color.

It may seem insignificant to many, but in my eyes this commercial represents much of why America is a wonderful place to call home. It’s about time we see a representation of what constitutes a healthy population within this country.

Despite people’s opinion that I’m a racist scum, I’m truly happy that someone is trying to eliminate the color barrier in mainstream America. It’s about time, even if only in a fast food commercial for a split second.

That is, unless, the black woman seen walking in the background was cast as the white guy’s maid, in which case someone should be shot dead.

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AND THE VERDICT IS IN!

WE RECENTLY ASKED WHICH JENNA YOU PREFER, THE SWEET AND INNOCENT JENNA OR THE DARK AND KINKY JENNA, AND HERE ARE THE OFFICIAL RESULTS.

TAKING THE FIRST 100 EMAILS, WE’VE GATHERED THAT 67% BELIEVES THAT THEIR DICK PREFERS THE SWEET AND INNOCENT JENNA OVER THE BALLSY, WHIP-WIELDING JAMESON.

 

WINNER!!!

WHICH ALSO MEANS THAT ALTHOUGH MEN WANT THEIR WOMEN TO BE SLUTS, THEY ALSO WANT THEIR SLUTTY WOMEN TO NOT ACT LIKE SLUTS.

HOW DOES THAT SAYING GO?: THE FAMILY THAT BUYS PORN TOGETHER STAYS TOGETHER?

VIACOM SHOWS LACK OF GONADS BY CAVING IN TO UNOFFICIAL FLORIDIAN FAMILY GROUPS’ "CODE OF ETHICS" CONCERNING SEXUALLY ORIENTED ADVERTISEMENTS

from www.family.org  Billboard advertising giant Viacom Outdoor has agreed to remove signs for an adult bookstore in Florida. David Caton with the Florida Family Association contacted Viacom Outdoor asking them to discontinue advertising a porn shop. Their persistence paid off.

"Viacom informed us that they would be removing approximately a dozen X-Mart billboards from I-75 and the Florida Turnpike as well as associated tributary roads in that area by October 31st."

Phil Burress with Citizens for Community Values helped the cause by urging the Outdoor Advertisers Association to hold advertisers accountable.

"We gave them what was called a ‘Code of Ethics’ from all the family groups, which would not exploit women, which would not advertise sexually oriented businesses, which would not exploit men or children."

He says until last month Viacom Outdoor was dragging its feet when it came to applying the code of ethics to their advertising but it’s now refusing any more sexually oriented billboards. Tim Wildmon with the American Family Association.

"I think this is great news for the families of Florida and those who vacation in Florida. They won’t have to look at sexually explicit advertisements on at least some of the billboards now."

Burress says privately owned billboards are still a problem on the East Coast and in Ohio. No comment from Viacom Outdoor.

Fayner Says: Those opposed to sex should understand that without a demand for it there would be no money to advertise it, and should concentrate their energy on pushing their beliefs on their children instead of trying to bully society to cater to their convictions. Trying to shelter children from sex is a useless endeavor. It’s human nature, and all the protests in the world will never change that.

Isn’t it clear yet that depriving a person from a natural desire for sex is futile?

Pent-up sexual aggression only brings trouble, something quite evident following the fact that some of the hijackers from 9-11 visited strip clubs and rented porno in the days before the attack DESPITE Islam’s strict rule PROHIBITING porn.

Viacom should be ashamed for bowing down to these family group’s demands. Shame Shame Shame

CHICO WANG’S FORMER DOG MAULS COREY FELDMAN’S (NOW) FORMER CAT

Fayner Posts: It makes sense that Chico Wang had to get rid of his pit bull. With dumb whores, dumb guys and a fat minion covered in Spaghetti-Os constantly hanging around, it seemed like a good idea to pawn off the dog to a friend in fear of human death. The friend lives next to a pathetic man named Corey Feldman, and recently his new pit bull took Feldman’s cat’s throat for a rollercoaster ride.

The word Chico used for it was "mauled."

I have a clue what it looked like, and it isn’t pretty. Any dog, pit bulls especially, get a bit crazy when blood is drawn.

While I think that usually nothing comes between a joke about Corey Feldman and telling it to as many people as possible, today I feel that making fun of Corey is just wrong, and would now like to send along my condolences to him for his loss.

BIRTHDAY BOY “TEEN HEARTTHROB” DEZ STAR-STRUCK OVER DANNY BONADUCCI?

Fayner Posts: It was Dez’s birthday on Friday, a surprise party at Hollywood’s Rokbar. We were all drinking and being bad when along came former child star Danny Bonnaducci with some ‘ho in tow.

"There’s Danny Bonnaducci!" Dez yelled. "I wanna buy him a drink!"

"What?" I yelled back.

"It’s awesome! I need to buy him a drink!"

"You faggot!" I screamed. "You’re star-struck for a douchebag like that?! I’m totally writing about this!"

"No, don’t," he said. "I’m just kidding."

Later I see Danny walking buy and Dez runs over to him.

"Hey Danny, I want to buy you a drink!"

"I have four of them already in my hands," Danny said, "but I appreciate it."

"Let me know when you need another one," Dez said, a bit of drool coming from the side of his mouth.

"Okay."

 

TAYLOR RAINS SKI BITCH SET TO RELEASE

Torrid Entertainment'S ‘Ski Bitch' Will Melt Even The Most Frigid Poles

Ski Bitch Directed by Taylor RainSki Bitch, the much anticipated release by Torrid Entertainment, is a nasty double hand-job title with a slippery wet twist, and it features a stellar cast of beauties who love to whack off stiff poles while simulating the action of sliding down a mountainside.

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Ski Bitch is the first movie directed by contract star Taylor Rain and certainly won’t be her last. Her love for the adult industry screams out in every hardcore scene. Watch hot nasty sluts who love to slide huge cocks up and down till they explode. There’s so much cum, Taylor gets into the action of every scene and supplies these cock loving babes with ski goggles so they can see every drop as it sprays all over their faces. And these ski bunnies are greedy for a blizzard of white hot jiz! Each girl grabs onto two dicks like ski poles because one cock ain’t enough to satisfy their cum cravings.

Don’t miss out on Torrid’s blazing hot new release that is a definite a classic! ‘Ski Bitch‘ ships this week and the street date is October 18. This high-end, hi-def gonzo DVD combines the best hand-jobs with the nastiest hardcore action and includes behind the scenes footage, a photo gallery, trailers and web access, all packaged in the most eye-catching foiled box art.

To order, contact Anthony Simone at 818-577-4575, ext. 400, or via email at anthony@defiancefilms.com.

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Be sure to visit our websites at www.torrident.com and www.defiancefilms.com for the latest information on upcoming releases and to check out the high definition trailers, along with an added bonus feature of clicking on any performer’s name to download their photo. 2257 compliance information for every title released by Torrid Entertainment is also readily available for immediate download.

Torrid Entertainment Turns Up the Heat with the hottest talent in blazing performances that will leave you all fired up for more!

NEW ADDITION TO THE LUKEFORD STAFF

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I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person,  Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

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PS : Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

Lukeford.com  response:……
Dear Peggy May,
It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check