Fayner Posts: It was Dez’s birthday on Friday, a surprise party at Hollywood’s Rokbar. We were all drinking and being bad when along came former child star Danny Bonnaducci with some ‘ho in tow.
"There’s Danny Bonnaducci!" Dez yelled. "I wanna buy him a drink!"
"What?" I yelled back.
"It’s awesome! I need to buy him a drink!"
"You faggot!" I screamed. "You’re star-struck for a douchebag like that?! I’m totally writing about this!"
"No, don’t," he said. "I’m just kidding."
Later I see Danny walking buy and Dez runs over to him.
"Hey Danny, I want to buy you a drink!"
"I have four of them already in my hands," Danny said, "but I appreciate it."
"Let me know when you need another one," Dez said, a bit of drool coming from the side of his mouth.