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Last Thursday Bobby Blair, Cindy Crawford, Todd Todd and I went to the NYC. Bobby, Todd, and I went to the airport after shooting a Latino movie (Latin Obsession 2 starring Daisy, Jeneveve Jolie, Eva Engelina, Estelle Leon and Tiffany Taylor). On are way there Todd was warning me about how crazy Cindy Crawford gets when she drinks.
Me: “don’t trip I will put her in check if she gets out of control”!
Todd: im telling you dawg she is out of fuckin control when she drinks!
Me: don’t trip dawg!
Todd: when I was working for JKP I had to watch all the hookers and Cindy was the worst hooker out of them all!
Me: whatever Keith said she has changed! Like I said aint trippin!
Todd: ok dawg! Spark that joint we are almost at the airport dawg!
Me: shit dawg! I’m faded let’s go to this!
Todd and bobby: thanks dawg we are faded!
Me: holla!
Get to the airport and Cindy is already there before us! Good shit! I was surprised because of the way Todd Todd was talking about her before we got there!
So that meant no Scores because at this time its 12:30am and we all have been flying. We were definitely all exhausted and all I wanted to do is get to my room to roll a fat cushy blunt. You know how they do it in the NYC. In the OC we smoke out of bongs! And in Utah they smoke out of cans and apples!
Friday morning:
Get to
Mallcom and come to find out I signed at Internext for Jerry 4 years ago! Good times! Mallcom fuckin rocks! Took a bunch of pics with the employees and signed a bunch of pics for them. Was there for a couple hours and then got a pie and went to our hotel to get ready for the party at spirit! So Arie tells us to be ready at 11:30. New Yorkers are fuckin rock stars or im just getting old!Cindy asked me if she could get ready in my room. And being a nice girl. I said yes! Bad idea!
We are all ready to go and Cindy forgot her ID and room key so we waited for security to come. In the mean time we have Arie waiting for us in valet.
Finally get down to the lobby and I just hopped in someone elses expedition. Oopsies I made a poopies! Funny shit! So we get in the right truck now and Cindy starts trippin because Arie was telling us that there would be fans and press that will want to take pictures. She starts telling him any pictures we take “HAVE TO BE OK BY TODD TODD!” Come on we are rock stars WE DO WHAT WE WANT! I don’t need to ok shit! If I want to take a pic I will and if I don’t!!!!!
At this point I need a drink bad dawg! She was showing us all in front of Spirit that she was double jointed. It was so disgusting and embarassing
The trip was wonderful. I want to thank Mallcom again! They really showed us a good time. I’m ready to come back anytime you guys need me. I love the east coast. I just love NYC for their pies! And their shopping too!!!!!!!
TMFR
Owner, writer, and editor
Bobbi Blair’s first time in NYC and it’s with ME!!! HOLLA
Bobbi Blair’s first time seeing a bagel!!!
Donald Trump taking a nap in Central Park
Bobbi’s glasses are hotter than mine! ROCKSTAR
NYC PD —- HOLLA 420
Bobbi Blair’s first time eating a pie!
Cindy Crawford with an ominous look… a sign of things to come.. maybe it was something in the pie!!
Mallcom and Boobies
I love Pink!! Look, we were doing stuff!!
Finch’s ASS!! Looks funnier from NYC.
The front of the page was blank, but we were all mesmerized by it!
Three pornstars before the madness began!
Not even in the door 3 minutes, Cindy turns HO!
Oh My God how embarassing ! people from OC don’t act like that.
Fans getting a look at Cindy’s shaved bush!
More of Cindy going buckwild and crazy!
What a shock…. SECURITY called in to remove Cindy from the stage!!
Me letting Cindy know how fucked up she was acting…. and Cindy not hearing a word I said!
Bobbi Blair… Hottie, Hottie, Hottie! PORNSTAR TURNED EDITOR
CLICK THE BANNER FOR MORE INFORMATION
MR AND MRS. JESSE JANE…ER, I MEAN,
MR AND MRS. RICHARD TAYLOR!
(HERE’S A FEW SNAPSHOTS COURTESY OF TYLER DURDEN)
The lovely couple, with Jesse’s (and now Rich’s) son exchange vows with Pastor Blade
Attendees Cassi and Tyler are both too good looking to smile
Tyler and groom Rich take a break from pimpin’
Bride Jesse lets it all hang out (literally)
Jesse’s huge smile is enough for both of them
The lovely couple doing the wedding thang
Gorgeous bridesmaid August
Einy Meeny Miny Moe…Wicked’s newest star , Jesse and some chick I was told is named Taylor something-or-other
MANY MANY MORE PICTURES FROM THE WEDDING TO COME
PLUS EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS OF THE UNWANTED PARTY CRASHER THAT LIVES ON TRAVIS NESTOR’S FACE!!
Fayner Posts: My good friend August has relaunched her web site with the help of kickass web dudes Atlas Multimedia (http://www.sex-sells.com/).
Do yourself and your hungry dick a favor and check it out at www.clubaugust.com
SEE MOVIES, PICTURES, PERSONAL DIARY, AUCTIONS AND MORE…BASICALLY, IT’S LOADS OF AUGUST…NAKED! YEE HAW!
AUGUST WILL BE FEATURE DANCING AT THE BLUE ZEBRA IN NORTH HOLLYWOOD DECEMBER 15, 16 AND 17
NEED WE SAY MORE? OKAY, FINE. AUGUST IS HOT
AGAIN, THAT’S http://www.clubaugust.com/
TMFR Posts: This is just a preview of what’s to come Tuesday… I have lots of photos and lots of stories. I spent Thursday and Friday in NYC, and then I took an early morning flight and arrived in Las Vegas to attend Jesse janes wedding with Scotty.
I have some killer scoop from NYC and some kick ass stories about the wedding and after party in Vegas. SO check back Tuesday…. Holla 4:20
(FU Fayner…. Three Princesses)
(From a distance or closeup… Jesse is HOT)
(Put your tongue back in Rick, you guys aren’t alone yet!!)
MORE LIKE A COUPLE OF TRICKS GIVING FAYNER A QUICK TREAT
THREE DIFFERENT CHICKS DRESSED LIKE WHORES PROVIDE THIS STORY WITH A VISUAL
Fayner Posts: Halloween night, I was at TR and Nate’s (and soon to be my) house for dinner. TR spent $50 on candy for the trick or treaters. It was a slow night. The streets were deserted. Finally the door bell rang. The dog’s howled. We opened the door, Three chicks stood there asking for candy. They all looked about 18.
"Aren’t you gals a bit old for this?" I asked.
"No," one said. "We’re only 12!"
"Really?" I inquired. "You know your mini skirt is barely covering your panties, right?"
They ran off into the night.
Funny though, ’cause of all the houses in all the neighborhoods in all the cities in all the states in all the countries in all the continents, the three trick or treaters dressed like hookers had to ring the door bell of a popular porno star.
And now a few photos from my trip to New York city, where I went to a bomb ass party sponsored by Mallcom and Pornstar.com, plus I hung out at Scores. I went with Bobbi Blair and her boyfriend Todd Todd and Cindy Crawford.
I want to thank Jerry and May from Mallcom for having us, we had a lot of fun hanging with you guys…. check back Tuesday for tons of pics and stories.
(DAMN was I high)
(Like I said dawg… DAMN was I high)
(Oopsie, no more weed to go around!!)
(Cindy Crawford, Bobbi Blair and Me going into MALLCOM)
(No, really… we eventually went inside)
(Holla May!!! You are beautiful and a pretty powerful chick at Mallcom!!!)
(Cincy Crawford chillin… Bobbi Blair illin)
(Signing the box cover for Horny Holiday)
(Debbie Does Dallas… sounds like a good name for a porn movie!!! HOLLA)
"SHIT! IT SEEMS THAT I ONLY HAVE TWO CONDOMS, SO I GUESS ONLY TWO OF YOU ARE GETTING LAID!"
-unidentified woman to Fayner, Tyler and another guy from pretty much out of left field. Fayner volunteered to fuck her without one. She laughed. She didn’t fuck any of them. Apparently it was a joke. Fayner wasn’t laughing.
PENNY FLAME AND THE RENT A CAR GUY???
Fayner Posts: Today I drove Tyler Durden to the Enterprise Rent-A-Car place on Ventura to return, obviously, a car. The guy that was helping him once helped me some months back, and he again thanked me for the porno DVDs I gave him then.
"That chick you were with was pretty hot," he told me.
"Porno chick," I replied.
"You know, right after you left that day, another porno chick came in named Penny Flame. Do you know her?"
"Sure do," I said. "Did you snort the floor and seats after she returned the car? I would have."
"Excuse me?" he asked.
"Forget it."
"Oh, I get it," he said. "Funny. Yeah, she’s a wild one I gathered. We were talking and she told me she was game for whatever, told me to come over her place some time and party."
"That a girl," I declared.
"Oh yeah, but I could only go over if I brought beer. That’s what she said."
"Wonderful," I uttered. "One step closer to replacing the dog as man’s best friend."
"You got that right."