Last Thursday Bobby Blair, Cindy Crawford, Todd Todd and I went to the NYC. Bobby, Todd, and I went to the airport after shooting a Latino movie (Latin Obsession 2 starring Daisy, Jeneveve Jolie, Eva Engelina, Estelle Leon and Tiffany Taylor). On are way there Todd was warning me about how crazy Cindy Crawford gets when she drinks.
Me: “don’t trip I will put her in check if she gets out of control”!
Todd: im telling you dawg she is out of fuckin control when she drinks!
Me: don’t trip dawg!
Todd: when I was working for JKP I had to watch all the hookers and Cindy was the worst hooker out of them all!
Me: whatever Keith said she has changed! Like I said aint trippin!
Todd: ok dawg! Spark that joint we are almost at the airport dawg!
Me: shit dawg! I’m faded let’s go to this!
Todd and bobby: thanks dawg we are faded!
Get to the airport and Cindy is already there before us! Good shit! I was surprised because of the way Todd Todd was talking about her before we got there!
So that meant no Scores because at this time its 12:30am and we all have been flying. We were definitely all exhausted and all I wanted to do is get to my room to roll a fat cushy blunt. You know how they do it in the NYC. In the OC we smoke out of bongs! And in Utah they smoke out of cans and apples!
Get toMallcom and come to find out I signed at Internext for Jerry 4 years ago! Good times! Mallcom fuckin rocks! Took a bunch of pics with the employees and signed a bunch of pics for them. Was there for a couple hours and then got a pie and went to our hotel to get ready for the party at spirit! So Arie tells us to be ready at 11:30. New Yorkers are fuckin rock stars or im just getting old!
Cindy asked me if she could get ready in my room. And being a nice girl. I said yes! Bad idea!
We are all ready to go and Cindy forgot her ID and room key so we waited for security to come. In the mean time we have Arie waiting for us in valet.
Finally get down to the lobby and I just hopped in someone elses expedition. Oopsies I made a poopies! Funny shit! So we get in the right truck now and Cindy starts trippin because Arie was telling us that there would be fans and press that will want to take pictures. She starts telling him any pictures we take “HAVE TO BE OK BY TODD TODD!” Come on we are rock stars WE DO WHAT WE WANT! I don’t need to ok shit! If I want to take a pic I will and if I don’t!!!!!
At this point I need a drink bad dawg! She was showing us all in front of Spirit that she was double jointed. It was so disgusting and embarassing
The trip was wonderful. I want to thank Mallcom again! They really showed us a good time. I’m ready to come back anytime you guys need me. I love the east coast. I just love NYC for their pies! And their shopping too!!!!!!!
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Bobbi Blair’s first time in NYC and it’s with ME!!! HOLLA
Bobbi Blair’s first time seeing a bagel!!!
Donald Trump taking a nap in Central Park
Bobbi’s glasses are hotter than mine! ROCKSTAR
NYC PD —- HOLLA 420
Bobbi Blair’s first time eating a pie!
Cindy Crawford with an ominous look… a sign of things to come.. maybe it was something in the pie!!
Mallcom and Boobies
I love Pink!! Look, we were doing stuff!!
Finch’s ASS!! Looks funnier from NYC.
The front of the page was blank, but we were all mesmerized by it!
Three pornstars before the madness began!
Not even in the door 3 minutes, Cindy turns HO!
Oh My God how embarassing ! people from OC don’t act like that.
Fans getting a look at Cindy’s shaved bush!
More of Cindy going buckwild and crazy!
What a shock…. SECURITY called in to remove Cindy from the stage!!
Me letting Cindy know how fucked up she was acting…. and Cindy not hearing a word I said!
Bobbi Blair… Hottie, Hottie, Hottie! PORNSTAR TURNED EDITOR