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WE NEED HER FOR MONDAY.
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WASN’T THERE, BUT GOT WORD OF THE EVENT FROM LUCKY SWORDSMAN TYLER DURDEN, WHO WHEN ASKED FOR A QUOTE, SIMPLY SAID "IT WAS WET."
CYTHEREA, ALSO ASKED FOR A QUOTE, SAID "MY BUTT FEELS GOOD!"
MORE TO COME…
Fayner Posts: Of course I’m a bit sad, stunned really, but one must accept the voting system and the people’s favorite. That’s the American Way.
As of this writing, 4:42 am, the latest poll on this site regarding the adult industry’s best gossip writer has Taylor Rain miles ahead of yours truly, the real Luke Ford, Gene Ross and Mike South. Although proud of being #2, I think of myself as #3 behind Luke and Gene.
But I’m not part of the Bush family, so I can’t for the life of me figure out how to rig the vote in my favor.
Congrats TR. Your 2 months at the helm here has somehow surpassed something like a combined 40 years of reporting by the rest of us. What’s your secret???
| Scott Fayner |  |
29 |
| Taylor Rain | |
44 |
| Gene Ross | |
2 |
| Luke Ford | |
27 |
| Mike South | |
2 |
MORE PICS FROM THE JESSE JANE/RICK PATRICK WEDDING
MAN ALSO WORKED AS BOY SCOUT LEADER
DOES THE PENTAGON EVEN SCREEN EMPLOYEES??? BOY I FEEL SAFE…
Fairfax County police have arrested a Boy Scouts leader and civilian Army employee at the Pentagon on charges that he had child pornography stored on his home computer.
David Michael Polski, 40, of 2400 Misty Dawn Drive in Herndon, was arrested about 3 p.m. Tuesday at the Pentagon and charged with five counts of possession of child pornography.
Investigators would not disclose what led them to the arrest but said the scope of the investigation does not extend beyond Mr. Polski.
"There was an investigation that led to a search, and some child pornography was found on his home computer," said Officer Beth Funston, a spokeswoman for the Fairfax County Police Department.
Mr. Polski has two teenage daughters and was an active Boy Scouts volunteer until the organization learned of his arrest yesterday.
However, the Girl Scouts did not reappoint him as a volunteer as far back as last year, after unconfirmed reports of a troubled home life. Neighbors said his wife and daughters moved out of their Herndon house two weeks ago.
Lt. Col. Rose-Ann Lynch, a spokeswoman for the Defense Department, said only that Mr. Polski was a civilian Army employee. It was not clear whether the pornography on the computer had been downloaded or whether it had been produced by Mr. Polski.
Mike Butler, a spokesman for the National Capital Area Council of the Boy Scouts of America, confirmed that Mr. Polski had been actively registered among a committee of volunteer leaders with Troop 128 in McLean since at least 2000. The troop has a membership of about 50 boys who are 11 or older.
"We’re completely shocked," Mr. Butler said, adding that Mr. Polski’s membership was revoked immediately upon the disclosure of the arrest.
He said that volunteer leaders "take a role that could be varied within scouting" and that "most committee members do not have direct involvement with the troop."
But he had no specific knowledge of Mr. Polski’s role within the organization. Mr. Butler said he called the chaplain in charge of the Scout troop and other key adults to notify them of the arrest.
"There is no indication that I have been given that any of these allegations occurred within the context of scouting," said Mr. Butler, who was not aware of any complaints lodged against Mr. Polski.
Charlene Meidlinger, assistant executive director of the Girl Scout Council of the Nation’s Capital, said Mr. Polski and his wife worked with the Ashgrove West-Association 51 troop in Fairfax.
She said organization leaders became aware of "issues coming out of their marriage," but she would not elaborate.
"We just decided not to reappoint him," Mrs. Meidlinger said.
Boy Scouts and the Girl Scouts representatives said they have policies prohibiting adult volunteers from being alone with children.
SHE’S ALMOST 50 YEARS OLD!
http://www.latimes.com The agent for former beauty queen and 1991 Mrs. America Jill Scott confirmed Wednesday that he is in talks with Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt and several other men’s publications to produce and distribute a pornographic film starring Scott.
Scott, 44, was stripped of her crown after she won the Mrs. America title for filing for divorce, which violated rules of the pageant, according to her agent David Hans Schmidt of Phoenix. In 1996, she married multimillionaire C. Richard "Rick" Chance on ABC’s "Good Morning America" show, but the marriage ended after less than two years.
Schmidt said that the proposed porn film would costar himself, using the onscreen name of Dirk Hans Schmidt. "Jill looks great, we both work out every day, and I think this gives the fortysomething crowd a little hope for eternal youth," Schmidt said. Flynt says no decisions have been made.
"She approached us about a week ago. We want to go ahead, but you’re talking about a woman who’s now nearly 50 years old, and so there’s a marketing consideration to think about. And it always comes down to money. If they’re serious about doing this, we can pull it off. Be a few days before we know."
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE AND BODY OF A HOMELESS CRACKHEAD????
Fayner Posts: Industry make up artist Ellie called me up in a roar.
"People think I’m associated with this junkie just ’cause she lives at my place!" she said. "So I kicked her ass to the curb!"
Apparently, with the help of Nadia Nyce, all of Tiffany’s shit, including what was probably a flea-ridden mattress, was thrown into the street following Ellie’s decision to dispose of the troublesome whore.
Nadia may or may not have driven over some of her possessions with a car.
Ellie now wishes to be spared any and all association with Tiffany Holliday, mostly because she’s a fucking CRACK HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is all.