About Scott Fayner

Former contributing editor at LukeFord.com.

RON JEREMY/JENNA JAMESON PLANNED APPEARANCE ON NBC’S “LAS VEGAS” IS SHIT OUT OF LUCK

Fayner Posts: I used to work for NBC in New York. Bitch-boy, I was. I still got a friend or two that still work for the network.

I got a call this weekend from one such person. This is what I was told.

Jenna and Ron were approached to guest star on the show "Las Vegas." They accepted. Well, kind of.

It seems Jenna and her people had problems with the script, something about an orgy scene which they got changed to a more restrained environment, plus many more modifications before she’d agree to participate. I guess it took weeks.

And in a move very unlike her professional reputation, on the day of the shoot Jenna was a no-show. Although she did call to cancel, the fact that the show’s staff accommodated the famous porno star’s every whim and concern only to be left high-and-dry in the 11th hour makes Jenna, and the whole sex industry look bad. And believe me, it’s hard for Jenna to make anything look bad, even a decomposing rat infested with maggots.

Thankfully Ron Jeremy stepped up, a man absent of sex appeal, good looks and a toned body, but loaded with personality, charm and confidence. Sure, he ain’t got a rack like Jenna, but no one looks better wearing gravy-stained sweat pants then the Hedgehog.

Jenna was replaced by some other chick and the episode was made.

That is all I know for certain.

Can Jenna explain her abrupt cancellation? I’d like to hear it. I’m such a fan of her work and of her as a person that I think I deserve an explanation. Redeem yourself at faynerpornbiz@hotmail.com

SEPARATED AT BIRTH?

SOMEONE I CAN’T RECALL AT THE NEW SENSATIONS PARTY LAST NIGHT ASKED ME IF A CERTAIN GUY STANDING NEAR US WAS FORMER SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE ALUMNI FATHER GUIDO SARDUCCI. I LOOKED. ALL I SAW WAS PORN LEGEND JOEY SILVERA

       

SLAIN WAYNE: “MORE COCK MEANS LESS DRAMA”

Fayner Posts: Talked to Slain Wayne last night for a minute or two, only thing I remember was him telling me that he has a bunch of dudes living in his house and he is happy about it.

"That’s kinda gay," I said.

"No way. They clean. They’re quiet. There’s no drama."

"That may be," I shot back, "but it’s still kinda gay."

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MY NIGHT AND MORNING WITH TMFR

Woke up this morning the house was cold
Checked the furnace she wasn't burnin'
Went out and hopped in my old Ford
Hit the engine but she ain't turnin'
We've given each other some hard lessons lately
But we ain't learnin'
We're the same sad story that's a fact
One step up and two steps back
Bird on a wire outside my motel room
But he ain't singin'
Girl in white outside a church in June
But the church bells they ain't ringin'
I'm sittin' here in this bar tonight
But all I'm thinkin' is
I'm the same old story same old act
One step up and two steps back
It's the same thing night on night
Who's wrong baby who's right
Another fight and I slam the door on
Another battle in our dirty little war
When I look at myself I don't see
The man I wanted to be
Somewhere along the line I slipped off track
I'm caught movin' one step up and two steps back
There's a girl across the bar
I get the message she's sendin'
Mmm she ain't lookin' too married
And me well honey I'm pretending
Last night I dreamed I held you in my arms
The music was never-ending
We danced as the evening sky faded to black
One step up and two steps back