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Fayner Posts: I’ve done my share of dumb things.

But I had a thought concerning the total coolness of being the only person on this planet housing 6,480,284,595 people to be snorting two thick lines of nutmeg-flavored pancake mix at the time I went ahead and did it. It fucking hurt, but I was glad to be doing something no one else has either done before or at the time was doing. Try it some time. Not with nutmeg pancake mix though, that’s a dumb thing to do…

LONDON: Gary Glitter, the strutting showman who once dominated the charts but fell catastrophically from grace after being jailed for child porn offences, was arrested in Vietnam  late Saturday.

The singer had been wanted by police over allegations of “obscene acts with a child” – which could carry a penalty of up to five years in jail – and he was arrested as he tried to board a flight to Bangkok, Thailand.

Glitter, whose real name is Paul Gadd, had been living in south-east Asia, apart from a short spell in Cuba, since leaving Britain shortly after his release from prison in early 2000. He had fled his rented home in Vietnam a week ago after allegations surfaced over his relationships with two teenage girls.

A 15-year-old girl found at the property has been interviewed by the Vietnamese authorities. The arrest is the latest sorry installment in the 61-year-old Glitter’s long downfall, after once enjoying the high life as one of the most famous stars in Britain.

With a string of hits such as Leader of the Gang and I Love You Love Me Love, he was a regular fixture on Top of the Pops during the 1970s. Tottering around on silver platform boots, sporting huge shoulder pads and a shock of gravity-defying black hair, he was at the forefront of the wave of glam-rock acts.

Now dumpy, bald and bearded, he is virtually unrecognisable as the charismatic showman of old, and even as the defiant figure who just under six years ago hosted an impromptu press conference following his release from prison.

His latest arrest came a week after the News of the World tracked the singer down to his villa in the resort town of Vung Tao, south of Ho Chi Minh City.

The paper claimed he was living with two 14-year-old girls. It emerged that the Vietnamese police had launched a criminal investigation into the singer, who had been living in the town since March, and he was arrested hours later.

Vietnam’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs said last week that Glitter had applied for permanent resident status in the country, but a spokesman for the department warned that “very strict legal measures” would be applied if there was evidence of a crime.

Until Glitter’s troubles began, he continued touring each year with a well-attended series of Christmas shows. But in 1997 his world imploded when he was found to have images of child porn on a home computer he had taken for repair.

He was convicted of possession of the images two years later and received a 10-week sentence, serving two months. His reputation tarnished for ever, he headed out of Britain after his release. – The Independent

By The Associated Press
 

TACOMA, Wash. — University Place school officials have removed a book about gay teens from the district’s library shelves following parents’ complaints.

In banning "Geography Club," Superintendent Patti Banks said she was alarmed by the "romanticized" portrayal of a teen meeting a stranger at night in a park after meeting the person — revealed to be a gay classmate — in an Internet chatroom. She said her decision was not due to the homosexual theme of the novel by Brent Hartinger of Tacoma.

"We want to send a strong consistent message to all our students that meeting individuals via the Internet is extremely high-risk behavior," Banks wrote in a letter Nov. 2 to two parents who requested the book’s removal.

"To the extent that this book might contradict that message, I have determined it should not be in our libraries, in spite of other positive aspects (e.g., a strong anti-harassment theme)."

Parent Connie Claussen disagrees with Banks’ decision and said she plans to appeal to the district school board.

"It is about gay students. However, the most important part of the book is that it’s about bullying, outcasts, about tolerance," she said. "This is a really good book for any student to read."

In the 2003 book, a teenager thinks he’s the only gay student in his high school until he learns that his online, gay chatroom buddy is a popular athlete at his school. The teen meets others, and they form the school Geography Club, thinking the name will be so boring no one else will join.

Banks had "Geography Club" withdrawn from Curtis Junior High and Curtis Senior High school libraries after a University Place couple with children in both schools filed a written complaint Oct. 21 asking the district to remove the book.

They wrote that reading the book could result in a "casual and loose approach to sex," encourage use of Internet porn, and the physical meeting of people through chatrooms.

Curtis High librarian Judy Carlson helped Banks make the decision on the book, even though she had selected it for the library’s collection based on reviews.

Students often checked the book out, Carlson said, but after reading it, she felt it should have more strongly emphasized the dangers of meeting people through the Internet.

"Geography Club" is one of 10 nominees for the Evergreen Young Adult Book Award 2006. It’s received favorable reviews and been placed on numerous adolescent reading lists.

Although the novel has been challenged in other schools for its sexual content, Hartinger said this issue with his book is a first.

"The reason gay teens are drawn to the Internet is that’s a safe place to explore their identity without being harassed or bullied," Hartinger said. "It’s ironic my book would be pulled for this reason, contributing to this atmosphere of silence and gay intolerance."

Teenage Dreamin’
Reviewed by Mike Ramone
Published in AVN October 2005 
Category: Gonzo 
Content Rating: AAAA 
Company: Defiance Films 
Length: 132 Min. 
Director: Vincent Voss 
Available Formats: DVD 
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Cast: Tory Lane, Penny Flame, Dani Woodward, Sativa Rose, Barbara Summers, Lexi Love, Tiffany Holiday, Mark Wood, Brett Rockman, Lee Stone, Alex Sanders, Sasha  
     
Review: No assembly line gonzo here.

Anchored by superb, distinctive ever-in-motion HD camera work, Teenage Dreamin’ from new guys Defiance is stylish stroke fodder, but not so stylish as to overshadow the action. So what if the girls aren’t really teens? Picky, picky.

Some of its five scenes rock harder than others, most especially scene three with Tory Lane, Tiffany Holiday and Mark Wood. As usual, the built-like-a-brick-shithouse, take-no-prisoners Lane steals the show, verbally topping both Wood ("Don’t just fuckin’ sit there. Pound my ass.") and Holiday ("Fuckin’ work bitch. Suck something."), and in general just smoking the screen.

Pre-noms: Best Threeway Sex Scene, Tory Lane, Tiffany Holiday and Mark Wood; Best Videography, Vincent Voss.

Retailing: Start adding new guys Defiance to your gonzo mix. 
 
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Trailers 

Fayner Posts: On set for a little while today during the shooting of Ten Handjobs 2 for Defiance. There were many reasons for me to be there. Chocolate donuts. Smoking weed with TR. Sativa Rose. Nadia Styles. All worth it if you ask me. But you didn’t.

Sat down and ate donuts and chatted with sex swordsman Brian Surewood. He’s one hell of a guy.

Seems though he’s had some bad luck in the past with pit bulls. Most people say that from beyond the grave.

Brian tells me that once he and his german shepard were attacked by two pit bulls. He got bit in the chest and his hand was punctured and broken, but somehow he got the one pit he was fighting in a head lock and was in the process of snapping its neck to save his own dog when the 20 guys who were with the two pit bulls decided to start smashing beer bottles on his head while he fought the insane dog. Somehow Brian managed to thrown his dog over a fence to safety, then himself, and rushed to the vet to save his dog, which he did. Brian says they were both a bloody mess. I can just imagine.

Another time, Brian was playing with his puppy pit bull, blowing in its face which dogs don’t much enjoy, and the puppy latched onto his nose, unable to release its grip. For what seems like two hours, Brian says his dog was attached to his nose, a whole bloody mess one can also imagine. Thankfully the dog still had its baby teeth, them sharp buggers that hurt a shitload, and not its tearing and stabbing ones or he wouldn’t have a nose.

Brian says there are more run-ins with vicious dogs in his past, but we’d have to save them for another day. So we will.

I just realized something… 2 scenes day one, 2 scenes day 2… that’s 4 scenes and this TRANTASTIC movie is set to be a 5 scene movie, with a bonus 2nd disk filled with 2 hours of behind the scenes and solo stuff… SO WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LAST SCENE???

?

I placed to call to Casa de Defiance…. and spoke to Anthony Simone, Norman Bentley and Keith O’Connor while they dined on lunch by candlelight!!!

I asked about the 5th scene, O’Connor stated it was a surprise, a shock ending to an incredible movie. He said it would be the biggest shocker of them all. Ok, is it just me or does that fucking sound insanely impossible??? Roxy, Cindy Crawford, Cytherea, Deja Daire, Vanity… and he says there’s something that will top all of it.

Ok, my balls are whincing. ANY IDEAS WHO THE LAST SCENE SHOULD PAIR? I’d like to get peoples thoughts on this one. Since the brass at Defiance wouldn’t tell me, or even hint as to who, I’d like to get some opinions as to WHO could possibly top the already incredible roster of talent. SO, email me at webmaster@lukeford.com with your opinions as to who it will be.

And I’ll be staking out Case de Defiance to report back on any news and insider info on who the last scene is made up of!! Big News!!!

Ok, tons of emails begging to know which other A list girls were doing trannies in the Defiance Films Movie, TRANTASTIC. Lots of great guesses, tons of begging!!! I even had a guy offer to send me an IPOD if I told him before anyone else!!!! But I resisted!!!

To recap… on day ONE there was CINDY CRAWFORD and CYTHEREA, both taking the plunge and being fucked by trannies, as well as returning the favor.

Well, when I spoke to Director Vincent Voss I asked him how he could possibly outdo that!! In the backgound I could see Defiance honcho’s Anthony Simone and Keith O’Connor grinning. They told Voss not to answer the question, instead to simply wait and see.

10AM yesterday… ALL my questions were answered!! Not only was DAY TWO as good as DAY ONE, it may have actually been better!!!

BOTH of these top notch girls did ANAL with the tranny, meaning they both took it in the ass, as well as strapping on a monster dick themselves and banging the tranny!!! OH and by the way, Defiance also managed to get the tranny of all trannies for this shooting day, the one and only VANITY (paging Nick Manning)!!!

SO…. without further delay…. DAY TWO of TRANTASTIC featuring ROXY JEZEL and DEJA DAIRE going down on VANITY!!!

TRANTASTIC will ship in February of 2006. For ordering information or to PRE-ORDER contact Anthony Simone at 818-577-4575 ext 400 or via email at anthony@defiancefilms.com.

For more information about Defiance Films, contact Keith O’Connor at 818-577-4575, ext. 402, or via email at keith@defiancefilms.com .

Be sure to visit our website at www.torrident.com and www.defiancefilms.com for the latest information on upcoming releases and to check out the high definition trailers, along with an added bonus feature of clicking on any performer’s name to download their photo. 2257 compliance information for every title released by Torrid Entertainment & Defiance Films is also readily available for immediate download.

Defiance Films and Torrid Entertainment deliver the most ‘Socially Unacceptable Behavior‘ in every hardcore, explosive scene produced.

Fayner Posts: Was at a power lunch meeting yesterday with TR discussing ways for LF.com to be even cooler and more loved than it already is. My phone rang. It was my mother on the other line.

"Hi, Scott," she said. "I have a customer here at the store who is from L.A. and says he knows some porno people. Can I put you on the phone with him?"

"Um…"

"Hold on."

"Hey, man," a voice said. "I know two male performers you might know. Jack Snake and Hammertime. They’re both black guys."

"Oh, yeah," I lied. "Know their work well. I haven’t heard Hammertime’s name in years."

"Cool, man. Take care."

My mother got back on the phone. "Hi, honey."

"Why do you keep doing this to me, mom."