Fayner Posts: Was at a power lunch meeting yesterday with TR discussing ways for LF.com to be even cooler and more loved than it already is. My phone rang. It was my mother on the other line.
"Hi, Scott," she said. "I have a customer here at the store who is from L.A. and says he knows some porno people. Can I put you on the phone with him?"
"Hey, man," a voice said. "I know two male performers you might know. Jack Snake and Hammertime. They’re both black guys."
"Oh, yeah," I lied. "Know their work well. I haven’t heard Hammertime’s name in years."
"Cool, man. Take care."
My mother got back on the phone. "Hi, honey."
"Why do you keep doing this to me, mom."