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About Scott Fayner

Former contributing editor at LukeFord.com.

WHAT UP, DAWG! HERE’S ANOTHER DOG

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INTRODUCING OLDIE OLDENCLAW

Fayner Posts: TR found a dog on Thanksgiving out in the desert. An old dog. Ancient. Dust and bones. One foot from the grave.

Being the sweet kind caring porno babe that she is, TR brought the decrepit from the scorching desert heat so it wouldn’t die while she looked for the rightful owner.

That was a week ago. I’m still being told the owners are probably still in Glamis on vacation, although many have agreed that the loss of a pet would cause most who loved their dog to end their fun in the sun, so Oldie Oldenclaw has been brought to the house of Fayner and Nate to visit until the rightful owners are contacted and come get their very old dog I have named Oldie Oldenclaw.

I got up this morning to start building a coffin for Oldie. She is super old. I mean, she has trouble lifting her ass to take a shit. That is old.

Anyone know this dog? I don’t have a picture, but just imagine a really old dog that misses her mommy and daddy.

Let us know.

JUSTINE JOLI AND DCYPHER ON KSEX TONIGHT

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Metro Contract Director and Lesbian Goddess To Visit Wanker Show

(Chatsworth, Ca)- Metro contract director DCypher and his fiancé Justine Joli, join Wankus and Rebecca Love tonight on KSEXradio.com. DCypher will be discussing his AVN nominations for Best Director Video 2006, his upcoming release Wonderland, and his new website, Deviant Culture X
(http://dv8cultx.com/).

Justine Joli, who is quickly becoming known as the lesbian queen of porn, will be talking about the exciting upgrades to her website (http://justinejoli.com/), including her Rev Share program, her AVN nominations for Best Tease Performance and more, and what lies in store or 2006.

The show starts at 7pm West Coast time. It’s free to listen to KSEXradio.com and members of the popular website can view all the hot action on the in-studio webcams. Fans can also “chat” for free and interact with the hosts and guests of the show.

It’s always a good time on The Wanker Show so don’t miss it!

For more information on KSEX shows, visit their website at http://www.ksexradio.com/.

For information regarding the 2006 AVN Award Show, please visit http://www.avnawards.com/.

For more information on DCypher, please visit http://dv8cultx.com/. For more information on Justine Joli, visit her site http://justinejoli.com/. Both parties can be reached for media inquiries through Janie at High Profile Media, jj@highprofilemedia.com.

DCypher 2006 AVN Nominations:

Best Video Feature – Prisoner – Cal Vista
Best Director Video – DCypher – Prisoner – Cal Vista
Best Screenplay, Video – Prisoner – DCypher – Cal Vista

Justine Joli 2006 AVN Nominations:

Best Vignette Release – Justine’s Red Letters – Defiance Films
Best Tease Performance – Blue Erotica – Platinum Blue Productions
Best All-Girl Sex Scene Video – Kill Girl Kill 2 – Justine Joli and Jade
Starr – VCA Pictures
Best Specialty Release, Foot Fetish – Stocking Secrets 9 – Smash Pictures

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EAST COAST ANTHONY!!

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Lukeford (Taylor Rain and Scott Fayner) would like to send out a VERY SPECIAL HAPPY BIRTHDAY wish to ANTHONY SIMONE of Defiance Films. Today is Anthony’s 23rd birthday!!!!

One of the most respected and most liked people in the entire business… Anthony is officially OVER THE HILL!!!!

So we here at LF want to say Happy Birthday to the big guy, to Mr Sexy!!!! Anyone wishing to send a Happy Birthday message to big Tony…. email him at anthony@defiancefilms.com.

DEFIANCE GRATEFUL FOR AVN NOMS

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

November 28 th , 2005

Defiance Films Receives 6 Nominations for 2006 AVN Awards
Porn’s fastest growing upstart company honored by industry trade publication

Defiance Films(Chatsworth, Ca) – Defiance Films is pleased to announce that they have received 6 AVN nominations for the upcoming 23 rd annual AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas on Saturday, January 7th, 2006. The Awards show will be held in Las Vegas, Nevada on at the Venetian Hotel Resort & Casino.

“It’s an honor to be recognized for all the hard work we have put in,” Keith O’Connor humbly explained. “We’ve only been shipping less than half of a year and already all the love our cast and crew have offered up is being noticed. I really am speechless.”

Among the handful of noteworthy nominations, Defiance has been nominated for Best New Video Production Company, an honor that means more to the company than all the rest.

“We’ve really tried to create something special with Defiance,” Head of Sales Anthony Simone offered. “We’re like a family. If one of us wins, we all win.”

Keith was quick to share similar feelings.

“All of our directors, performers, editors, photographers, graphic artists and production crews have played a part in putting Defiance on the map today. Each of them has played a part in growing this company into what it is today. In less than six months time, Defiance Films has become recognized and is synonymous with quality and class. For that reason I feel like we’ve already won. I’m both grateful and honored that AVN would consider us for these awards, and I am proud of all that we at Defiance have accomplished together.”

In addition Defiance contract directors Taylor Rain and Lauren Phoenix were both nominated for Female Performer of the Year as well. Shortly after the nominations were announced, Taylor Rain and Defiance began to hint at a special announcement coming from the starlet herself, but, as of yet, fans and friends are still anxiously awaiting word.

“It’s going to be big news about her career,” Keith coyly countered. “She’s the only one who can make the announcement. It’ll be worth the wait, trust me.”

The AVN Awards are achievement-based awards dedicated to recognizing the outstanding products and talented individuals that have contributed to the advancement of the adult entertainment industry. AVN Award recipients are determined by a vote of qualified industry peers and fellow professionals. The integrity of this process, together with a broad-based voting population, make the AVN Awards the most credible, respected and recognized awards in adult entertainment.

For more information on the Adult Video News 2006 awards show, please visit http://www.avnawards.com.

To order Defiance Films or Torrid Entertainment product, contact Anthony Simone at 818-577-4575, ext. 400, or via email at anthony@defiancefilms.com .

For more information about Defiance Films, contact Keith O’Connor at 818-577-4575, ext. 402, or via email at keith@defiancefilms.com .

Be sure to visit our website at www.defiancefilms.com for the latest information on upcoming releases and to check out the high definition trailers, along with an added bonus feature of clicking on any performer’s name to download their photo. 2257 compliance information for every title released by Defiance Films is also readily available for immediate download.

Defiance Films delivers the most ‘Socially Unacceptable Behavior’ in every hardcore, explosive scene produced.

CALLING ALL PREGNANT PORNO CHICKS!!!

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My name is Ryan, and I’m currently writing my first book. One of the chapters in the story involves a Porn Star who is pregnant and uncertain of what to do with her life now. I came up with idea as a sort of play on morality and people’s depiction of what’s right and wrong, moral and immoral. If you know someone involved in the business who would permit me to ask several question please write me back and let me know since I would like to write an honest story with information from someone in the industry. I will also add a synopsis of the book that has been going to publishers.

ANYONE WANNA HELP THIS GUY OUT? DO SO AT nnuend@hotmail.com

SAVANNA SAMSON BOTTLES HER SWEET NECTAR

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DURING A BRIEF MOMENT WHILE WHINING ABOUT HER LACK OF COCK, SAVANNA SAMSON DECIDES TO START MAKING WINE

(SECRET INGREDIENT MAY BE 5 YEAR AGED SEMEN)

 

US wine lovers will be delighted and appalled in equal measure by the release of a particularly voluptuous vintage early next year.

American porn actress Savanna Samson, star of a string of highly profitable films with titles like Poke Her and Last Girl Standing, launches Sono Uno – or Dream One – in February.

The wine – which has been given 91 points by Robert Parker – will be available in restaurants across New York including Restaurant Daniel, considered by many to be the city’s best restaurant and winner of myriad awards.

Sono Uno is made in Italy under the guidance of up-and-coming winemaker Roberto Cipresso and is a blend of 70% Cesanese, 20% Sangiovese and 10% Montepulciano.

Samson, who lists ballet, wine and yellow Ferraris as her passions, tasted her way through 80 different Italian samples in a week, before proclaiming her preference for the Cesanese, a rare grape mainly found in the Lazio region.

Robert Parker met Samson at a pre-launch of her wine, and was ‘impressed’ with her ‘good palate’, she said. According to Parker, her outfit for the occasion was ‘provocative’, but he added, ‘Trust me, I didn’t add any points for Ms Samson’s personal presentation.’

Samson is aiming the wine at the premium end of the market – only 400 cases of the 2004 vintage have been produced. ‘It’s not a wine for the masses,’ she told decanter.com. It will retail at US$35-40 in Denmark, France, Belgium and Italy, and the US. It is not available in the UK, and will not be marketed through Samson’s extensive porn channels.

The release of the wine – at New York’s La Masseria restaurant – was initially due to coincide with the New Year but the launch has been put back due to problems with the label, which features an airbrushed picture of Samson posing in a see-through dress (similar to the image above).

The holdup is due to concern over whether or not she will be able to call the wine Vino de Tavola or simply Italian Red Wine as the grapes are sourced from different regions.

The actress, whose husband is a New York wine merchant, plans to make a white Sono Due, or Dream Two, in the near future and is considering adding Champagne to the range.

For those unfamiliar with Samson’s work, decanter.com can reveal she operates at the more polished – and highly lucrative – end of the triple-x market.

www.universityofsavanna.com (warning: this website contains adult content that some readers may find offensive).

 

MICHAEL JACKSON ALLEGEDLY LASHES OUT AGAINST JEWS ON NEW TAPE

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POSSIBLY ANGRY THAT JEWS HAVE NOSES

LOS ANGELES, California (AP ) — The Anti-Defamation League on Wednesday demanded an apology from Michael Jackson after ABC aired what was said to be a telephone answering-machine message in which the pop star referred to Jews as “leeches”

The message was supposedly recorded two years ago and has now surfaced in connection with a lawsuit against the pop star.

“Michael Jackson has an anti-Semitic streak and hasn’t learned from his past mistakes,” ADL director Abraham H. Foxman said in a statement. “It seems every time he has a problem in his life, he blames it on Jews.”

Jackson infuriated Jewish groups in 1995 when his song “They Don’t Care About Us” included the lyrics “Jew me, sue me, everybody do me, kick me, kike me.” Jackson apologized, saying the lyrics were meant to demonstrate the hatefulness of racism, anti-Semitism and stereotyping. He then changed the lyrics.

On Tuesday, ABC’s “Good Morning America” aired portions of a 2003 voice message that Jackson was alleged to have left for a former adviser, Dieter Wiesner.

A transcript provided by the office of attorney Howard King quotes Jackson as saying: “They suck them like leeches. … They start out the most popular person in the world, make a lot of money, big house, cars and everything and end up penniless. It’s a conspiracy. The Jews do it on purpose.”

Jackson spokeswoman Raymone K. Bain said Wednesday the singer had no comment. A call to Jackson’s attorney Thomas Mesereau was not immediately returned.

The message was among about a dozen released by King, who represents Wiesner and another former adviser who are locked in business disputes with the pop star and are suing him for millions. King said he released the messages to keep Jackson from appearing sympathetic in court.

Jackson, now living in the Persian Gulf kingdom Bahrain, was acquitted in June of molesting a boy at his Neverland ranch.