About Scott Fayner

Former contributing editor at LukeFord.com.

WATCH OUT… TJ PREPARING FOR BATTLE

TJ Direda, who loves going onto chat boards and talking shit about other people under assumed names, then he gets caught with his pants down and cries innocence… has just been busted again.

It wasn’t long ago that TJ was busted talking shit about the beautiful JUSTINE JOLI, yet when he was confronted by her boyfriend Devan…. he backed into a corner and claimed innocence and ignorance.

I can’t understand why someone IN the business would talk so much smack about others in the business. Jealousy? Envy? Or perhaps it’s just straight up immaturity. This is a big business, and according to reports we all share in a 12 BILLION dollar a year pot… so it just perplexes me that TJ talks shit about people as a means of trying to taint their image and somehow leave himself as a shining star. If you can only make yourself look good by trying to hurt other people, that doesn’t say much about you.

TJ loves to trash Defiance Films and Vertigo, just to name two companies. Funny how BOTH companies are up for AVN Noms for "Best New Company" along with TJ’s company. SO, TJ loves to take potshots at both companies, people within the company, directors, contract stars, etc, always leaving his own company out of the sloth he speaks. That may work for people outside of the business who simply love the drama. But to the people inside the business who know TJ and his history of anonymously posting trash about other people and companies.. it simply goes to further show his immaturity and desperation.

You have a good company TJ, and your product is actually pretty good. You have great AVN ads and your recent publicity push by getting on Sunset was actually a brilliant idea. Did you ever think that instead of trying to damage other peoples reputations and names as a means of enhancing your own… you could simply just focus on your company and your product WITHOUT being a child? If your company and product can’t make it on its’ own merits, then you really have nothing. But the truth is, your product is good but the shit you talk about others taints you, your company and your product, which is a mistake on your part. 

But I digress……

This time… TJ’s not going to back down. TJ’s going to man up and deal with his shit head on!! Good for you TJ!! Word is TJ will be having a friendly encounter with two of the people he’s chosen to talk shit about, lets all hope the meeting goes well.

But our Lukeford.com spies have managed to capture TJ hard at work training for this encounter… GOOD LUCK TJ!!!!!

TJ Direda... Coward/Punk/But Tough As Hell

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF NATHAN HALL

SURE, THESE CHICKS WERE BEING PAID TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH NATHAN, AND NONE OF THEM SERVICED HIS MANHOOD AFTERWARDS IN THE CLOSET, BUT HOW MANY OF US HAVE A PICTURE LIKE THIS TO SHOW OUR GRANDKIDS WHEN WE’RE OLD AND USELESS AND REMEMBERING THE GOOD OLD DAYS? NOT MANY. WELL, I GOT ONE OF ME WITH 19 WHORES AND NOT A MEASLEY 5 LIKE NATHAN, BUT THE BOY IS LEARNING FAST. WE’RE NOT SURE WHY NONE OF HIS FINGERS ARE INSIDE A VAGINA OR ASS BUT WE’RE STILL PROUD OF THE LITTLE FELLA. 

MOMENTS LATER HE RUSHED OFF TO UNCLOG A TOILET JAMMED WITH FECES AND FEMININE PRODUCTS…A TYPICAL DAY FOR P.A. OF THE YEAR NATHAN HALL

PLEASURE 2 FROM DEFIANCE HITS THE STREETS

Pleasure 2 With An ALL STAR Cast is Finally Here

Defiance Films(Chatsworth, Ca) – You asked for it, you got it!!!

Defiance Films releases Pleasure 2 , the highly anticipated sequel to their fledgling title Pleasure, which sold out on release date. Vincent Voss is back and he has promised to outdo himself, Voss raises the bar with 6, that’s right 6 smoldering scenes. Pleasure 2 features 11 girls, multiple anal scenes and even a bonus 6th scene to boot Voss really packs a punch with this title! Five 3 way scenes loaded with intense sex and the industry’s biggest names capped off with Brazilian bombshell Paola Ray and super sexy hotty Bobbi Blair getting freaky on each other. Catch young tarts Daisy and Jeneveve Jolie double team Ben English. You’ll be overwhelmed watching Asian cuties Katsumi and Avenna Lee take Sasha deep. See big tit beauties Eva Angelina and Tiffani DiGivanni eat up Lee Stone and don’t miss contract girl Lauren Phoenix punish two guys by taking a blistering DP and double facial, plus there’s so much more. This is truly a case of the sequel outdoing the original, if you liked Pleasure, Pleasure 2 is a must see.

Click here for the High Definition Trailer and Hardcore Photo Gallery.

CAST: Alex Sanders, Anthony Hardwood, Ava Vincent, Avenna Lee, Ben English, Bobbi Blair, Brian Surewood, Daisy, Eva Angelina, Jenaveve Jolie, Katsumi, Lauren Phoenix, Lee Stone, Paola Rey, Sasha, Tiffani DiGivanni, Vanessa Lane

Pleasure 2 is available NOW. To orderPleasure 2 or Defiance Films or Torrid Entertainment product, contact Anthony Simone at 818-577-4575, ext. 400, or via email at anthony@defiancefilms.com .

For more information about Defiance Films, contact Keith O’Connor at 818-577-4575, ext. 402, or via email at keith@defiancefilms.com .

Be sure to visit our website at www.defiancefilms.com for the latest information on upcoming releases and to check out the high definition trailers, along with an added bonus feature of clicking on any performer’s name to download their photo. 2257 compliance information for every title released by Defiance Films is also readily available for immediate download.

Defiance Films delivers the most ‘Socially Unacceptable Behavior’ in every hardcore, explosive scene produced.

Pleasure 2 Starring Lauren Phoenix and Katsumi

CAN’T FIND THAT PERFECT GIFT FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND?

INSTEAD OF THAT DIAMOND BRACELET SHE’S BEEN ITCHIN’ FOR TRY GIVING HER THE POPULAR "DIRTY SANCHEZ" SURE TO MAKE HER ITCH

pics from www.thepinksock.com

BONUS!!!!!!

FAYNER’S FRIEND BILLY BLACKSTONE AND HIS BAND FREEBALLIN’ www.freeballin.net HAVE A SONG CELEBRATING THIS GLORIOUS ACTIVITY. CHECK OUT THE LYRICS IF YOU KNOW HOW TO READ

DIRTY SANCHEZ
You grab another girl get her back to your place
Got to get her naked put her ass in your face
Back her up slow like your backing up a catty
Slap her in the ass who’s your daddy, who’s your daddy
Got to get the thumb out to cover up the dot
Some say brown eye, some say balloon knot
Looking into the eye, wondering why, should I try to start
Picking & probing & sticking & flicking and why not give it a try
And then reach around front with a dirty thumb tip
Two wipes across under the nose over the lips
Then she starts:
Screaming & yelling & fusing & cussing cant stop wiping her lips
While he’s ramming & slamming & shacking & spanking and grabbing on to her hips
Then he bends he head back like the old candy pez
Just got introduced to the dirty Sanchez

Is it a game or is it a way of life
What do you mean you cant do that to your girl or your wife
Its real simple you just tell her if you loved me you would
And after a while you got to promise it will start to feel good
And if she looks at you strange for going into the bum
Draw a smiley face on the tip of your thumb
And just explain to her that its sort of a game you play
And not to worry about a thing, that it will be ok
What if she starts to cry?
Pull your thumb out quick
What if it comes out brown?
Reach around with it
Its just another game like the Cleveland steamer
Hide the pickle, spank the monkey, get a hummer, or a beaner
Either way its ok cause you passed the test
You got to give your girl a diggity dirty Sanchez
 

FAYNER’S CHANUKAH MALE SAC

NOT SURE IF HE GOT BLIND FROM TOO MUCH SELF PLEASURE, BUT WE’RE GLAD TO HELP

Dear Scott,
I just wanted to say thank you. I was listening to your website and gotten the best luagh in months.  I recently lost my sight. It is rough right now. So I was reserching for sites to help the blind having sex and found your site. It is funny as all hell.
It made my day and for that I say thank you very much.
Adam J. Cerniglia
4-20 productions

JUST ‘CAUSE YOU ASKED US NOT TO

what’s up bro…..i love the site and check it out everyday….but what’s with the gay banners on the top of the page….come on bro…..i come her to see chicks not dicks…

always a fan…..the colonel

SCOTTISH MUSICIAN PORTRAYS PREZ BUSH AS COKE-SNORTING PORNO FIEND IN NEW VIDEO

Scottish dance whiz kid Mylo has made a shocking new video featuring President Bush snorting cocaine and watching porn.

The Bush look-alike ever mingles with prostitutes wearing Tony Blair masks in the promo for new single ‘Muscle Car’.

Mylo – real name Myles McInnes – isn’t too shy about his feelings for the American head man.

Speaking about the vid, he said: “We got lots of people pitching to do videos with cars in them, for obvious reasons.

“And then there was this one about George W Bush going on a bender, so it kind of stood out.”

He continued to the Star: “It wasn’t hard to decide. I was living in Los Angeles when Bush stole the election in 2001. It was very depressing.

“In the four years since then, he’s proved to be even more stupid and dangerous than I feared at the time.

“I felt that I’d already had a satirical pop at American fundamentalism with my track ‘Destroy Rock & Roll’, but not everybody interpreted it that way.”

 

HERE WE COME TO SAVE THE DAY!: ITALY HIKES TAXES ON PORNO BIZ TO SAVE DROWNING ASS

 

Italy’s cash-strapped government has decided to hike taxes on one of the country’s few vibrant industries, pornography, to help rein in the burgeoning budget deficit, government sources told Reuters Tuesday.
 
 The “porno-tax,” which imposes an additional levy of 25 percent on all income from pornography, is contained in a package of amendments to the 2006 budget to presented in the Chamber of Deputies Tuesday or Wednesday, the sources said.
 
 Under the amendment, subscribers to hard core television channels must also pay additional value-added tax of 10 percent. Altogether, the tougher tax-treatment of porn should bring the government some 300 million euros next year.
 
 A recent study by the Eurispes institute estimated revenues for pornography and related industries in 2004 at some 1.1 billion euros, up 100 million euros from the previous year and up 27 percent since 1991.
 
 That is equal to about one-third of the revenues for a company like Italy’s Mediaset, one of Europe’s largest broadcasters, or about the same as the Giorgio Armani luxury goods group makes.
 
 Italians spent an estimated 247 million euros on pay-TV porn in 2004, up 63 million euros from the previous year, as more satellite operators offered clients subscription packages. reuters

MARY CAREY AND THE 2005 BIMBO AWARDS

FORMER REAGAN MEDIA RELATIONS DIRECTOR MERRIE SPAETH CREATED THE BIMBO AWARDS WHICH ARE GIVEN TO PEOPLE WHO SAY SOMETHING THAT MAKES THE PEOPLE WHO HEAR IT BELIEVE THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT WAS SAID. KICK ASS PREZ MARK KULKUS AND MARY CAREY MADE THE LIST, COMING IN AT #3.

HERE’S WHAT GOT THEM THE AWARD:

"We’re not the freakish demons people make us out to be," said Mark Kulkis, a porn movie producer who bought two $2,500 tickets to have dinner with President Bush at a fund-raiser, adding "I’m not a creep with a coke spoon around his neck." Accompanying Kulkis was one of his stars, Mary Carey, who said she wants to run for President herself, noting, "I’m very friendly," and explaining, "I kind of wanted to be a porn star. I wasn’t raped or abused." Bristling at the suggestion that it might be less than appropriate for a porn queen to talk to the president, Carey said, "I probably have less sex with those guys than any college girl." (Sources say she did not chat with the President.)

 

EVEN MORE FUCKING AWARDS

SINCE THERE’S A BUNCH OF PICTURES TAKEN BY JONNI DARKKO OF HOT NAKED CHICKS IN THE NEXT POST FOR YOU TO DROOL OVER AND DO WHATEVER YOU DO (WE’D RATHER NOT KNOW) WE DECIDED TO LIMIT TODAY’S AWARDS TO JUST DUDES. ENJOY.

THE "I ONCE WAS A LOVER OF COKE, NOW I’M A COMPUTER GAME GEEK FIGHTING HOBGOBLINS AND TROLLS IN A FAIRYTALE LAND WITH MAGIC SPELLS AND A QUEER CLOAK" AWARD

WINNER: TEEN HEARTTHROB DEZ

 

SO SAD WERE WE WHEN WE STOPPED BY DEZ’S LOVESHACK OVER THE WEEKEND TO FIND THE USUALLY-ALWAYS COKED-UP DEZ SITTING BEHIND HIS COMPUTER PLAYING SOME NERDY INTERACTIVE DRAGON-SLAYING VIDEO GAME. THERE WAS NO COCAINE ANYWHERE. WE LOOKED. TWICE. "FUCK THAT, DAWG!" HE SAID. "MY CHARACTER IS WORTH $5,000!" WE LEFT.

THE "BEST HAIR" AWARD

WINNER: AHN TRAN

THIS ONE WENT DOWN TO THE WIRE BETWEEN AHN AND HIS MORTAL ENEMY DANNY TANG. REMEMBER, IT WAS LAST YEAR’S "BEST HAIR" HONORS GOING TO DANNY WHICH LED TO AHN’S BREAKDOWN, FOLLOWED BY HIS SOLEMN PLEDGE TO BEAT TANG THIS YEAR. WELL, HE DID IT, AND NOT NECESSARILY DUE TO HIS ULTRA-SUPERIOR LOCKS, BUT BECAUSE DANNY BOWED OUT GRACEFULLY AND CHOPPED HIS FANTASTIC MANE DAYS BEFORE THE FINAL VOTE WAS TALLIED. BUT WE WON’T TAKE THIS DAY FROM YOUNG AHN OF www.wantedlist.com FAME BY POINTING THAT OUT. CONGRATULATIONS. WILL YOU NOW STOP WHIMPERING ABOUT LAST YEARS LOSS? THANKS, AHN.

 

THE "GREATEST AMERICAN HERO" AWARD

WINNER: TYLER DURDEN

People rarely step up and take one for the team, risk their precious lives in order to protect the existence of others, others like children, puppy dogs and old wart-faced ladies. But Tyler Durden did. As the latest barrage of wildfires spread in L.A. some months back, the male swordsman brought danger to himself by assisting the fire department in their efforts to curb the fire. Sure, his house was in the direct path of the fire’s wrath, but we think he’d be there fighting the flame whether his shit was in jeopardy of being torched or not. So here’s to Tyler, protector of both time and space.