FORMER REAGAN MEDIA RELATIONS DIRECTOR MERRIE SPAETH CREATED THE BIMBO AWARDS WHICH ARE GIVEN TO PEOPLE WHO SAY SOMETHING THAT MAKES THE PEOPLE WHO HEAR IT BELIEVE THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT WAS SAID. KICK ASS PREZ MARK KULKUS AND MARY CAREY MADE THE LIST, COMING IN AT #3.
HERE’S WHAT GOT THEM THE AWARD:
"We’re not the freakish demons people make us out to be," said Mark Kulkis, a porn movie producer who bought two $2,500 tickets to have dinner with President Bush at a fund-raiser, adding "I’m not a creep with a coke spoon around his neck." Accompanying Kulkis was one of his stars, Mary Carey, who said she wants to run for President herself, noting, "I’m very friendly," and explaining, "I kind of wanted to be a porn star. I wasn’t raped or abused." Bristling at the suggestion that it might be less than appropriate for a porn queen to talk to the president, Carey said, "I probably have less sex with those guys than any college girl." (Sources say she did not chat with the President.)
