THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO MADE THIS MAGICAL NIGHT OF BOOZE AND BROADS AND BONERS-GALORE POSSIBLE! SHIT, YOU KNOW IT WAS A GOOD PARTY WHEN THE DRUMMER FROM RATT GOES ON STAGE AND JAMS ON "ROUND AND ROUND"

ENJOY

FOR ONCE, SOMEONE TOOK A PICTURE OF HOLLY RANDALL’S ASS. NOW SHE KNOWS HOW IT FEELS TO BE EXPLOITED

GUESS WHICH ONE OF THESE GUYS JUST SAT ON A CUCUMBER

FRAN ROCKS. YOU KNOW IT. I KNOW IT. HELL, EVEN MOTLEY CRUE’S ROADIES KNOW IT!

THIS IS WHAT THE MANY YEARS OF SUCKING COCK ON SANTA MONICA BLVD HAS DONE TO TONY TESTA

WE DARE YOU TO TRY STANDING NEXT TO SATIVA ROSE WITHOUT KISSING HER BOOB. IT’S NOT THAT EASY

WE DARE YOU TO TRY STANDING NEXT TO NICK MANNING WITHOUT KISSING HIM. IT’S NOT THAT EASY

ALL BARRETT WANTS FOR CHRISTMAS IS THIS BLONDE TO COME HOME WITH HIM AND WIFE KIRSTEN PRICE

ONE OF SANTA’S LITTLE HELPERS, LA DIRECT MODELS CHIEF DEREK HAY AND BARRETT BLADE

ROXY JEZEL CAUGHT SMILING

TRAVIS NESTOR DISPLAYS HIS ANGER FOLLOWING HIS DATE VANITY LEAVING WITH ANOTHER GUY

WE DIDN’T EVEN HAVE TO ASK PENNY FLAME TO MAKE A STUPID FACE. THAT’S HOW COOL SHE IS

NOT KNOWING WHO THIS FOXY BLONDE IS WITH KIRSTEN PRICE MAKES US VERY, VERY SAD.

MR AND MRS BARRETT BLADE PLAY DRESS UP

ARIANA REENACTS THE TIME SHE BLEW FAYNER USING ONE FINGER. SWEET

IF THREE GIRLS ARE SHOWING FOUR BOOBS, HOW MANY BOOBS IS EACH GIRL SHOWING?

AVN’S MIKE RAMONE SHOWS WHY IT’S SO NICE BEING ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO CHOOSES THE WINNERS IN NEXT MONTH’S AVN AWARDS…PLUS HE’S A NICE GUY

I’LL HAVE THE HOT SLUT SANDWICH ON STUD BREAD….HOLD THE CRUST. OH, AND A PICKLE ON THE SIDE. WHAT, NO PICKLES? I’LL JUST TAKE THE ONE IN NICK’S PANTS

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

TMFR POSTS:

Hey, I just found out from a fan that Mike South gave me an award for ruining Lukeford.com.

I’d like to thank all my fans and give a big thank you to the talentless piece of shit Mike South for thinking of me.

Fayner Posts: News, by design, is not meant to be good. People would find themselves scrambling for the sticky controller at 6 pm sharp to switch to the news far less frequently if it was all happy fun silly wonderful fucking news reports. We, by design, crave sorrow and despair to make ourselves feel better about our shitty lives. Pretty much, video of war-torn Iraq and the war on terror (also called: Operation Make Everyone Think Like We Do) beats video of an old man and a chipmunk discovering a cure for cancer every time.

I for one like old men and chipmunks. A cure for cancer could also be helpful.

Nathan likes cock.

That said, I was hoping to miss the latest Bush speech detailing how he thinks it is necessary to now be able to spy –  that’s right, SPY – on Americans AT WILL in hopes of ending terror cells, and pretty much terror, forever.

Legal spying in America is against the law according to the laws of America. Look it up, it’s true.

That is, it used to. When the government got caught sitting on its fat lazy unprepared ass on 9/11 it became apparent that the only way to make sure they never got caught sitting on their fat lazy unprepared ass on 9/11 VOLUME 2 was to change the laws that opposed them doing so by twisting laws to suit their needs and give them access to things they couldn’t before because it’s illegal.

So was born the popular Patriot Act.

Seems now that wasn’t enough.

It’s never enough.

They needed more access, more liberty to search without proof for anything they want.

This is basically what I gathered during Bush’s speech.

So, if Bush’s new and improved personal-sized Axis of Evil with the bigger wheels and the better stereo and the stronger batteries forgets to have a reason when they start poking through your life for links to terrorists and terror cells, it won’t matter ’cause they won’t need one.

It’s fun for all ages! Anyone can play! Anyone can fall!

This weekend we found out some shocking information relating to Tiffany Holiday… so we are here to offer her a major apology!!!

As you may have read in the past here ar Lukeford.com, we posted stories about Tiffany being a major crackhead who would allow people to fist her, piss on her or use her hair as a mop or home for squirrels… all for $5.00.

As it turns out, we were wrong. We have just learned that that was NOT Tiffany Holiday doing anything for $5.00, it was her evil-twin sister Dehani Holiday that turns tricks at bus stops and local 7-11’s posing as her famous sister Tiffany!!!

Tiffany is still the sweet and beautiful girl we all remember her as, and Dehani is the miserable crack ho doing shit for pennies!!!

Here is the LOVELY and TALENTED Tiffany Holiday, caught in pictures just recently, she’s standing next to to Todd ‘How Much Does That Guy Make’ Todd… as you can tell, her hair does not look like a birds nest!!

And now… here is the cracked out evil twin sister Dehani that passes herself off as her sister!!!!!

When TMFR shops, watch the fuck out!!!!

This weekend, TMFR hit the local malls in search of the perfect gifts for her mom, sister, Van Pile of Shit, Scotty ‘Too Hotty’ Fayner, Nate ‘Winston Big Dick Burbank’ Dawg, Tiffany Holiday, Kelly Erikson, Bandit and Rhiannon.

She spent a total of 14 hours in malls and boutiques, and she emerged to proudly display all the things she bought for HERSELF!! When asked what she got for anyone else on her list she proclaimed, "I couldn’t carry any more bags dawg!!"

The highlight of the shopping was her Pink Boots from Gianni’s !!!

HOLLA 420

EMAIL FROM LUKEFORD.COM READER/ DEFIANCE / TORRID / VERTIGO / METRO DIRECTOR MICHAEL ADAMS/VINCENT VOSS.

I am not a huge fan of internet gossip but lately there has been a lot of bashing that was NEVER provoked about Defiance Films and it’s product that has come directly from a coward who up until now wanted to be anonymous, But thanks to the fine folks on xxxporntalk he has now been pointed out as being none other than American Hardcore’s resident pr whiz kid TJ Direda. I know and met TJ when I shot shows for Vertigo and when he came by to the set he seemed to be a nice guy. For Christ’s sake on one occasion he even brought by his dad to my set to show him he was proud of what he was doing for the company. I realize like anything in life it is easy to attack any and all competition with words of spite, But give us all a break TJ this war of words that you created only shows everyone that you are jealous of anyone else’s success and you want to build your companies name with internet gossip instead of good old fashioned quality. Finally, I could and still might treat the readers to a top 20 list of “Why are TJ and American HC so bitter towards Defiance Films” But I will refrain until you give me a reason. The best advice that I can offer you is to put your energies into promoting your company and your product and stop wasting your time with Chat rooms and faceless internet blogs.

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