Star Wars XXX parody in 3D

AXEL BRAUN AND VIVID ANNOUNCE STAR WARS XXX: A PORN PARODY IN 3D

LOS ANGELES – (July 26, 2010) – Award-winning director Axel Braun announced today that he has started pre-production on Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, to be exclusively distributed by adult powerhouse Vivid Entertainment.

The ambitious project will mark Vivid’s first foray into the increasingly popular 3D format, and is set for release in September 2011.

“I really want to take my time on this one,” explains Braun.  “Every detail needs to be exactly right, and I want to make sure the legions of fans of the original movies are not disappointed.”

“Axel definitely knows how to please the fans” said Steven Hirsch, Founder/Co-chairman of Vivid. “His attention to detail, and his respect for the source material put his parodies in a class by themselves, and we are absolutely thrilled to distribute another one of his outstanding productions.”

With his record-breaking Batman XXX: A Porn Parody now claiming the top spot in the sales charts for the seventh consecutive week, and the upcoming Superman XXX: A Porn Parody shooting in August, Braun is happily celebrating his 20th year in the industry with a slew of high-profile projects that are sure to keep all the fans happily entertained for quite a while.

Rep from Vivid reveals the truth about Lia 19

I was trolling the boards of Adult DVD Talk today when something rather interesting popped out at me.  It was a rep from Vivid making bold statements how they are being progressive and new.  I was rather impressed.  They typically stand in the background and don’t say shit.

We are not your fathers Vivid. We brought in B Skow to do what the fans were asking for, you are correct.  If someone hasn’t seen Vivid in years, they would be very happy if they bought a new release. Gonzo sex in a feature film is the best of both worlds. Everyone is happy.

Next came a question by someone who if anyone spends any time on the ADT boards will know is very anti-Vivid.  But he had a good question.

Crucifixio_Jones wrote:  “I know I can’t be the only one absolutely shocked that that girl Lia didn’t work out and that Vivid chose not to renew her contact.”

Now the shocker is the rep from Vivid’s response.  It was actually an HONEST answer.  Holy fucking shit.  Maybe there really is a new Vivid.

If you saw any of her movies we shot, she was good, but the sex was not great. Just being honest.  She has always been a solo artist, she was big on the internet. But her boy/girl scenes were just not all there.  Her fans liked it, but it needs to be 100%.

Vivid entering the spy game?

VIVID OFFERS SEXY RUSSIAN SPY ANNA CHAPMAN A MOVIE DEAL

LOS ANGELES — (July 19, 2010) – Vivid Entertainment, the world’s leading adult film company, has offered sultry Russian spy Anna Chapman a movie deal.

The red-haired Ms. Chapman was the youngest (28) and most glamorous of ten spies who pleaded guilty to espionage charges last week and was deported to Russia on July 8th. She attracted the most attention because of her sexy good looks and her ability to blend in with American life.

In a letter to Ms. Chapman’s American attorney, Robert M. Baum, Vivid’s founder/co-chairman Steven Hirsch made it clear that he understands that she may not yet be in a position to negotiate business deals but “we wanted her to know that we are ready and eager to talk terms with her.”

Hirsch noted that his studio has distributed movies starring such high profile celebrities as Pamela Anderson, Kim Kardashian and most recently E! TV Network star Kendra Wilkinson. Vivid also offered Nadya “Octomom” Suleman $1-million to make a film with the studio, but she declined.

“Anna was obviously the hottest spy we’ve seen in years and she was clearly the media’s favorite. Though she wasn’t very successful as a spy, we think she can be a terrific actress in one of our upcoming feature films. We would be willing to send our top director, B. Skow, to Moscow to work with her,” said Hirsch.

Kendra Goes Big

The Kendra sex tape that Vivid is releasing is called Kendra Exposed and I’m hearing a rumor that based on pre-sales alone it has outsold all other celebrity sex tapes.  That’s fucking huge.

VIVID TO RELEASE ‘KENDRA EXPOSED’ TOMORROW, MAY 26TH, AND EXPLICIT PREVIEW FOOTAGE FROM NOTORIOUS TAPE MAKES WORLD DEBUT ON STUDIO WEB SITE TODAY

LOS ANGELES — (May 25, 2010) – Because of absolutely unprecedented demand for the “Kendra Exposed” DVD, Vivid Entertainment has moved up the distribution date by one week to Wednesday, May 26th. The studio has also posted a much anticipated first glance of the outrageous, XXX Kendra Wilkinson sex tape on vivid.com today.

photo courtesy of vivid.com

“Kendra has a huge fan base, and we’ve been literally besieged with requests to release this movie sooner rather than later,” said Steven Hirsch, founder/co-chairman of Vivid, the leading adult studio. “So we are offering them a chance to see a really hot advance clip on our website site starting today, and we’ve advanced the date fans can purchase the full, uncensored movie. It will be available online through vivid.com or in stores across the country before the Memorial Day weekend.”

Kendra is the star of her own highly rated reality show, Kendra on the E! Television Network and before that was one of the stars of E!’s wildly successful Girls Next Door. Her completely explicit, athletically erotic sex tape was made before she married Philadelphia Eagles receiver Hank Baskett, when she was just 18 and obviously enjoying her first starring role.

Vivid is moving ahead with the release of the film despite a legal attempt by Ms. Wilkinson to block its distribution. “As we said all along, we remain totally confident in our right to release the film,” Mr. Hirsch said, adding, “in fact, confident enough to move the date up a week.”

The movie will be distributed under the Vivid-Celeb imprint that is famous for featuring such high-profile celebrities as Pamela Anderson, Kim Kardashian and most recently country singer Mindy McCready, as intimate and revealing as you will ever see them.

Vivid Goes Super Hero

What has Vivid been up to lately?   They’ve been losing contract stars left and right.  Monique Alexander is gone.  Sunny Leone is gone.  Nikki Jayne from what I hear is back in England full time now.  Meggan Mallone is gone.  Hanna Hilton is gone.   From what I am told they now have only two girls under contract, both of which are by most accounts not really the Vivid standard, or at least what we have come to expect from them over the years.  AJ Baily and Lia are their current contract girls.  I won’t really call them “stars” because, well let’s be real, they aren’t nearly that.  They are both well over the MILF age and anyway, I won’t go any further.  I think you get my point.  These girls are just not what we think of when we hear the phrase “Vivid Girl”.

So what the hell has Vivid been doing lately?

Well besides acquiring celebrity sex tapes, they’ve also gotten in bed with director Alex Braun and now plan on making an entire series of Porno parodies.  Below is their official press release on the matter.

I don’t think this is a bad move by any means.  I’m just confused by it.  This clearly shows they intend to continue to produce movies so why aren’t they continuing their tradition of hot as hell Vivid girls?  I miss the days with Vivid girls like Meggan Mallone, Chasey Lain, Devon, Hanna Hilton, Stefani Morgan.  Those Vivid girls were hot as fuck.

Vivid why the fuck didn’t you sign Madelyn Marie when you had the chance?  Do you not realize how fucking hot she is?  How could you let a rare gem like that get away??????????????

VIVID ENTERTAINMENT ANNOUNCES NEW SUPERHERO IMPRINT

Axel Braun to be Lead Director

LOS ANGELES — (May 10, 2010) – Vivid Entertainment, the world’s leading adult film company, has announced the formation ofVivid-Superhero, a new imprint that will have Axel Braun as its lead director.

“The parodies under this new imprint will pay tribute to the world’s most popular comic heroes,” said Steven Hirsch, Founder/Co-chairman of Vivid. “Axel already started pre-production on a parody of Superman, which will be followed by those of The Green Hornet, Spider-Man, Wonder Woman, Captain America, Thor, and The Incredible Hulk. We made the decision to create the imprint after working with Axel on “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody“, an Axel Braun Productions movie to be distributed by Vivid. Axel truly did an amazing job with it, and we agreed that together we could mine the really rich treasure of superheroes and have a lot of fun doing it.”

“I honestly couldn’t be more excited,” said Braun. “Working with Vivid is an incredible experience, and with this new imprint I’ll have all the creative latitude to deliver quality productions that will appeal to the huge fan base that exists for these iconic figures.”

Axel recently wrapped “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody“, a take-off on the campy 60’s TV show, scheduled for release on May 24, 2010, and he’s already in pre-production on his next three parodies to be distributed by Vivid: Grease XXXThe Godfather XXX, and The Addams Family XXX.

The Green Hornet® is a registered trademark of The Green Hornet, Inc.; Spider-Man®, Captain America® and Fantastic Four® are registered trademarks of Marvel Characters, Inc.; Wonder Woman® and Batman® are registered trademarks of DC Comics General Partnership; Grease® and The Godfather® are registered trademarks of Paramount Pictures Corporation.

About Vivid: Founded in 1984, Vivid has always placed heavy emphasis on high quality erotic film entertainment and has created wide brand-name awareness through its films, innovative marketing and a licensing program that extends to advertising, apparel, book publishing and a range of other products. TV audiences have gotten to know the company’s management and talent through two recent seven-part series on Showtime, “Debbie Does Dallas…Again” and “Deeper Throat.” Also popular are the Vivid-Alt and Vivid-Ed imprints and the Vivid-Celeb imprint which has become internationally famous for releasing sex tapes of famous mainstream celebrities such as Kim Kardashian, Ray J,Shauna Sand-Lamas, former Miss USA Kelli McCarty, country singer Mindy McCready and many others.  The studio’s website www.vivid.com has a large and loyal following of fans of Vivid movies.


Vivid Gets Wired

Wired magazine has long been on top of all trendy techie things.  It was years ago a small time geeky start-up and as positioned itself in the past decade as a real contender in terms of popular print media.

So what trendy techie things do they feature this month?  Why Vivid’s Batman XXX porno parody of course (full story here). Which only goes to show that Vivid can still draw mainstream media attention, despite the fact that in the porno world they have pretty much fallen off of everyone’s radar.

Mindy McCready sex tape update

Controversial Video Will Be in Stores and on ShopVivid.com May 4th

VIVID ENTERTAINMENT REVEALS DOCUMENTS PROVING IT CAN RELEASE COUNTRY MUSIC SINGER MINDY MCCREADY’S SEX TAPE AND GOES AHEAD WITH DISTRIBUTION OF ‘BASEBALL MISTRESS’

As promised, here is the latest news reported by Vivid about the Mindy McCready sex tape controversy. To read my previous post CLICK HERE

I find it absolutely hilarious that Mindy has claimed complete innocence in the whole affair, but Vivid is claiming to have a signed release form from her!

LOS ANGELES – (April 28, 2010) – Vivid Entertainment today made public a model release signed by country music star Mindy McCready that confirms she transferred rights to a sex tape she made with her ex-boyfriend to a third party.  Vivid said it intends to move forward with plans to release the steamy video it calls “Mindy McCready, Baseball Mistress” on Tuesday, May 4th to stores across the country and throughwww.shopvivid.com.

The notarized model release specifically references “McCready … eating dinner, relaxing and having sex.  Mindy McCready is a country music star. (She was) over 18 when recorded.  Footage is 2 hours, 40 minutes long.”

Steven Hirsch, founder/co-chairman of Vivid, said his studio, which obtained the tape from a third party last year, has turned the documentation over to McCready’s attorney, Adam Dread, and is making it public to show “we have nothing to hide and we have all the appropriate documentation.” The signed papers are available to view on www.vivid.com.

McCready displays her sexual talents in the movie and describes the bedroom performances of Red Sox and Yankees pitcher Roger Clemens and other celebrities she’s been involved with over the years.

“We acquired the video last year for our Vivid-Celeb line, believing that McCready’s fame was on the rise because she was releasing a new album and would be on the Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew show,” Hirsch said. “It was a very appealing package to us because not only is the footage exciting with very hot sex, all of the paperwork was in order and we knew we were getting a completely legal product.”

McCready’s attorney had previously sent a “cease and desist” letter to Vivid asserting that the company had no rights to the tape.

“We do, in fact, have the rights to this material and we fully intend to market it,” said Hirsch.

“Our door will always be open to Mindy and she should feel free to contact me anytime.”

Dread (Mindy’s Lawyer) had sought to get an injunction, but has now changed course. He does say that McCready was not in the appropriate mental state when she signed off on the rights to the tape.

“I talked to Mindy and we decided why spend all the money, energy and time on fighting this when it will be leaked anyway,” Dread told The News Thursday night. “I can tell you this, she certainly didn’t have the mental capacity to enter into an agreement if she signed off on this. But we’re moving on. She’ll devote her time to her new album that is out and to her family.”

McCready was one of the nine cast members in the latest season of VH1 “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.” She plans to promote her new album “Mindy McCready I’m Still Here” across the country this month. It’s her first in eight years and she is best known for her hits “Ten Thousand Angels” and “Guys Do It All The Time.”

Vivid.com Derby Party

SHAUNA SAND AND KELLI MCCARTY TO HEAT UP DERBY WEEK IN LOUISVILLE WITH HOT VIVID.COM PARTY

Meet the Sexy Stars at Angel’s Rock Bar on Thursday Night, April 29th in Louisville.

WHO: Shauna Sand is the Playboy centerfold blonde bombshell star of Shauna Sand Exposed,” a celebrity sex tape movie from the Vivid-Celeb imprint of Vivid Entertainment, the world’s leading adult film studio.  She is also the ex-wife of Lorenzo Lamas of “Renegade” and “Leave it to Lamas” TV series and is an international TV star and cover girl in Europe.

Kelli McCarty is the gorgeous former Miss USA and daytime soap star with NBC.  She won rave reviews for her starring role in the sizzling adult movie “Faithless” for Vivid-Celeb.

WHAT: Shauna and Kelli will host “The Official Vivid.com Party” a new addition to the Derby festivities that are rich in history and tradition.  The girls are looking forward to meeting with horse racing fans, posing for snapshots and signing autographs.

WHERE: Angel’s Rock Bar, 432b & 4th Streets in Louisville.  Tele: 502-548-4082 or info@angelsrockbar-KY.com.

WHEN: Thursday night, April 29th starting at 11:30pm.

MEDIA CONTACT: Jackie@vivid.com or 800-762-4761.

Mindy McCready – Comeback queen or tabloid diva?

The other day I went to the Vivid website to read their latest newsletter and I saw that they planned to release the Mindy McCready sex tape on April  19th. Didn’t I just read something about her? When I got home later that day, I went through all my old EW Magazines and I found the article. It was in the OCT 16 issue titled, Mindy McCready comes Clean. I re-read the article and I had to laugh. Let me start by giving you the run-down on Mindy McCready.

McCready suffered an epic collapse after her career took off 13 years ago. Five arrests. Two stints in jail. At least three suicide attempts. Burned bridges. Tabloid scandals. An abusive relationship with a man who once almost killed her — and who later fathered her now-3-year-old son, Zander (who her mother has custody of). If you know McCready at all today, it is probably as the woman who says she had a 10-year affair with baseball superstar Roger Clemens, or the woman accused of leaking the Eric Dane/Rebecca Gayheart naked video, or the woman who shared a house with Mackenzie Phillips, Heidi Fleiss, and Tom Sizemore for the upcoming third season of VH1’s Celebrity Rehab. (By: Whitney Pastorek | Oct 16, 2009 | EW Magazine)

Mindy is trying to play the sympathy card about her past. It’s the same story I have heard dozens of times. She was only 21 when she became a huge overnight success. She didn’t know how to handle such instant fame, she was young, she was naive, blah, blah, blah…Now she is older, more mature, has put her past behind her and has ‘grown up’ – think Drew Barrymore. But let me tell you, this is BULLSHIT. Her most recent arrest was only a year and half ago in September 2008. In December 2008 she attempted suicide, AGAIN. She wasn’t young anymore, or dealing with the stress of being so famous any longer. She is just plain messed up in the head. The EW article even pointed out this fact:

When discussing her legal troubles, McCready is equal parts repentant and full of excuses…She delivers a barrage of information, every word endowed with conviction. And even as you’re aware that some of it doesn’t ring entirely true, you really do want to believe her.

The article went on to say that she is trying to make a career comeback with her new CD “I’m Still Here”.

If you remember her music, you’ve probably written her off as a lost cause. Which means that if Mindy McCready is going to make a comeback, she’s going to have to start from square one.

How is any of what she is doing starting from square one? It’s more like trying to get her name in the press by any means possible so people will be curious enough to want to by her new CD. I have news for Miss McCready, the old saying, There’s no such thing as bad publicity, is NOT true – just ask Lindsay Lohan. Think of it this way, if Mindy was serious about her ‘comeback’ and wanted to show that she has grown-up and isn’t the crazy person she once was, it would go something like this: She went to re-hab and has been sober, 10, 7, 5 years, She regained custody of her son, she hasn’t been in trouble with the law in 10, 7, 5 years. But none of these things are the case. Instead she decides to go on VH1’sCelebrity Re-hab which aired in Jan and Feb of this year, went on the View on March 17th to discuss her ‘recovery’ and then releases her new album on March 23rd. Seriously? And I want to know what the hell her record label was thinking. I hope they didn’t invest a huge amount of money on her because I have a feeling that Mindy’s comeback is going to crash and burn quite quickly. Case in point, THE SEX TAPE. Think Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian. Paris’s exploits might have made Page 6 news but she didn’t become a household name until her sex tape was “leaked”. Then Kim Kardashian has her own sex tape and not 6 months later she signs a deal with E! to have her own reality show (Keeping up with the Kardashian’s). Now I can’t go by the newstands without seeing her on at least on Magazine cover. Is this what Mindy is thinking of?  Is this instant fame what she is trying to accomplish for her ‘comeback’.

As I said earlier, in the April 2nd Vivid Insider, Vivid announced the plans to releaseMindy McCready: Baseball Mistress on April 19th. McCreedy’s lawyer claims there will be an injunction provided to stop the release of the sex tape, however as of yet, there has been no lawsuit filed.

Shortly after the story of the video’s scheduled release appeared, McCready, through her lawyer, said she would try to stop its distribution and, according to some reports, was even denying it was she in the video. In the action-packed, nearly one-hour video the 34-year-old McCready gets it on with a boyfriend named Peter. Between scenes showing her having enthusiastic relations with Peter she talks at length about her past sexual conquests with former lovers Red Sox and Yankees pitching great Roger Clemens and actor Dean (Superman/Clark Kent) Cain.

This is where the story really gets good. Each new report I read on the story has Mindy claiming something different. News-Press.com reports that McCready said the video was stolen from her Nashville home three years ago, however she claims she only heard about the tape last Monday. Well did you know or didn’t you? Was a sex tape of yours stolen from you or did you just learn there was a sex tape of you on Monday.

“It has nothing to do with me,” said McCready. “I had nothing to do with this tape. And whoever releases it is going to get sued.”

Also, there is her mother’s claim that said her daughter told her about the stolen video more than a year ago — seeming to contradict McCready’s claims that she’d just learned about the video Monday.

“It’s definitely something she had no control over,” her mother said. “She tried to do everything she could to stop it (the release of the video).”

CBS News is reporting the lawyer’s claim that the company set to release the video, Vivid Entertainment, has absolutely zero proof that the woman in the sex tape is McCready, nor do they have any sort of authorization to release the video. Her Lawyer stated:

“We have formally requested that they provide proof of authorization, or refrain from using Ms. McCready’s likeness, period.”

Her likeness? Well if she made a sex tape and then it was stolen doesn’t that mean that it isn’t just her likeness but her period? I think Mindy’s lawyers need to stop pushing the claims that it isn’t Mindy and just go with the whole selling the tape without authorization standpoint. Look at Pam Anderson. She never denied it wasn’t her in the Pam and Tommy Sex tape, she just didn’t want it marketed without her permission and without benefiting from the sales herself.

On April 6th, Vivid Founder/Co-Chairman STEVEN HIRSCH released a press statement temporarily halting the release of the video.

“We’ve decided to take a little extra time to study all of our documentation and other clearances before we proceed. We want a chance to review the correspondence from MINDY’s attorney, ADAM DREAD, and to prepare a proper response to the letter he has sent to us.”

On April 7th McCready’s attorney sent a letter to Vivid thanking them for halting he video’s release.  Apparently he is now trying to resolve the issue with Vivid outside of court.

In effort to handle this without involving the court system, if you would be so kind, please provide to me the following…

Vivid’s website states it is still planning to release and distribute the video. Hirsch responded to the attorney’s letter on April 8th saying:

“We have no fear of the court system as we’ve operated within the law and we’ll provide him with the documentation that is necessary, when we’re ready, and not a minute before.”

When Vivid decides to go forward with the video’s release, I will let you know. I also want to know WHERE IS PETER? I can’t wait to hear the breaking news when the press discovers who he is.

TLA Raw Lays The Smack Down on Vivid

TLA Raw is hosting their own little awards this year which they are calling “the smutties”.  I pretty much figure they developed this award thing as a means to promote their own products.  For example, they put in the best movie category POPPORN: The Guide to Making Fuck along side movies like Wicked’s 2040 and Digital Playground’s Teachers.  I’m not saying Popporn’s movie isn’t okay but let’s be real here – not even close to being anything that can be considered in the same category as 2040 or Teachers.

They also listed their POPporn movie in the category of best sex comedy.  And of course the director of that movie, Mike Quasar they nominated for best director and also in the category of best twitterer.  Keep in mind he only tweets once or twice a day, and lately his tweets have mostly just been insults to others in the industry.  Here is some of his insightful tweets that got him nominated for best tweeter.

  • This just in: X-Play sues William Shakespeare for trademark infringement over the phrase “To be or NOT to be”. about 3 hours ago via web
  • More lesbos today. Good times. about 14 hours ago via web
  • In other news, the producers of American Pie want us all to stop using the word “Milf”. 10:22 AM Mar 10th via web
  • Jeff Mullen just trademarked the word “Not”. I just trademarked the words “Douche” and “bag” 10:21 AM Mar 10th via web

Really that category should include stars who tweet all day long to their fans like Nikki Benz, Teagan Presley, Eva Angelina and Sunny Leone.

The biggest disappointment was however the category BEST FREAK OUT OF THE YEAR.  They left out a few major freak outs which is of course Shawna Lenee’s well actually she’s had a few but I guess the biggest and most well known one would be on the Opie and Anthony show.  Then they could add in Donny Long for one of many freak outs he has had this year and maybe even Chasey Lain in her battle with Donny Long.

They couldn’t be more obvious with that they are doing.  Do they really think customers are so stupid that they won’t see through this very obvious and blatant attempt at self promotion?  They could have at least pretended to put some effort into the categories.

Now all of this aside, you know what isn’t included?  VIVID – one of the biggest studios out there – and while they may no longer be #1 they are still a major player in the adult industry.  But TLA Raw completely disregards them and doesn’t nominate anything Vivid related in any category – movies, directors, porn stars – nothing.

Is there something going on behind the scenes that we don’t know about?

While it’s true that almost every awards show includes nominations of some kind for Wicked Pictures, Digital Playground and Vivid as a standard – maybe TLA Raw just didn’t agree.  Could it really that the powers that be at TLA Raw found no Vivid product viable in any single category – no Vivid girl worthy, nor any Vivid director or movie???  Could it really be that innocent or is there something going on behind the scenes that we just don’t know about yet?

I guess only time will tell, or maybe we’ll get someone to leak us some information on what could be brewing behind the scenes between Vivid and these guys.

In the mean time go to www.TLAraw.com and get your vote on