Kim Kardashian Photoshops the Fat Away

Jenna Jameson’s ex-husband Jay Grdina is rumored to have made millions and millions on the sale of Club Jenna to Playboy. Rumor is he’s pretty much set for life and really doesn’t have to work ever again. But that doesn’t mean he won’t find some new pet project now and then and most recently he started a celebrity blog much like TMZ and his story today is fucking hilarious.

It’s really nothing more than the man saying what we’ve all been thinking but the only difference is, he actually comes out and says it publicly. Gotta give the man some fucking credit for that.

Kim Kardashian hear me now

IT IS OKAY TO BE A FAT BITCH BUT IT’S NOT OKAY TO BE A FAKE BITCH

Quit your fucking bullshit lies

KIKSTER STORY —- Kim hasn’t been skinny since the day she was born.  I am so sick if seeing her overly retouched images and then hearing her bullshit lines in interviews…” I think every woman should embrace how they look…”  “I haven’t had surgery…”  ” I tried botox once..”

It is all lies!  Kim is a fat chick and has had liposuction more times than she has slept with white men.  Her forehead and eyes have been botoxed so many times she has track marks from the needles!

Kim’s whole life and persona is a LIE. It’s sad, because Kim actually is a nice girl…just not too bright and is soo addicted to media attention that she fabricates everything.  Some day Kim you will just be honest and let down the fake front… 😉

Something does not smell right

So I’m at the site Kikster today and I notice a post about Dustin Diamond, aka Screech from Saved by the Bell and how he is losing his house again.  You may remember that back in 2006 he did a porno released by Red Light District to try and save his house.  Back then he was behind $250,000 on his payments.  Now supposedly he is behind another $280,000?

“Screech had his first foreclosure scare in 2006 — when he allegedly fell behind $250,000 on his mortgage payments. It all happened again a few months ago in April — except according to Wells Fargo Bank Screech’s debt had ballooned to $290,000. Now, the foreclosure monster is rearing its ugly head yet again — Wells Fargo just filed more foreclosure papers in Wisconsin, claiming Screech is still in default, owing $278,309 since May … and now the bank is tightening the screws for realsies.”

Here is my question, how is it this house is really worth that much?  If he’s lived in it for years, we know he was “behind” $250,000 before, plus another $280,000 now.  That means this house is supposed to be worth more than $530,000.  Do houses in Wisconsin really cost THAT much?  Just looking at the house I see it’s rather cute but not anything worth $530,000.

I went to For Sale By Owner website and found a rather nice house, not to different from the Screech house – both in  Wisconsin.  Only difference is that this house I am going to show you is only worth $360,000 total.

So how in the hell is Screech really having a problem paying his house?  He has some saved by the bell money, he made some money from the celebrity fat camp show, he did an America Pie movie in 2009 and has two movies in post production from 2010, plus apparently he travels doing some sort of comedy bit.  With all of that he still has these problems?  Even so, how the heck did his house balloon to be worth THAT much?  There is just no way this story can be real.  How can you own over half a million dollars on a house clearly not even worth that.  Has this all just been a scam to illicit more work or donations?