YBOR CITY, Fla. — A Florida church issued a challenge for its married members on Sunday: Have sex every day.
Relevant Church head pastor Paul Wirth said the 50 percent divorce rate was the catalyst for The 30-Day Sex Challenge.
The church set up a Web site concerning the challenge, Local 6 reported.
"And that’s no different for people who attend church," Wirth said. "Sometimes life gets in the way. Our jobs get in the way."
Oh, and the flip side of the challenge? No rolling in the sheets for the unwed.
Church member Tim Jones and his fiancee agreed to take on the challenge, though he acknowledges it’ll be a tough month.
But he added: "I think it’s worth trying to find out other things about each other."
Fayner Says: For the first time ever I’m actually thinking there could be some good coming from the Catholic Church. Or are they Christian? I don’t know the fucking diffference.
All I know is that Catholic chicks are sluts. All that repressed anger and shit. You gotta love ’em.
My prediction is that the married couples will stop having sex and the non-married ones will continue having sex. That’s just the way this crazy planet and its people seem to operate.