Fayner® Posts: Hi, it’s me, Fayner®, remember me? Good.

   

So, I’ve been seeing all this stuff on MySpace and press releases and the overall internet where porno chicks are registering their names. Jesse Jane® does it. Stormy® does it, too.

Well now Fayner® wants to do it too!

As if you didn’t know how awesome I am, there’s now a ® to strengthen my awesomeness.

Actually, the act of registering your name as a porn personality is truly a joke, and I’m making fun of it. But who cares, right?

Your friend, Scott Fayner®